Second epi dialogues/one liners:
"Tera lipgloss hun hmm jab mann karega hoothon se laga legi"
"Chand kaha thha na tune
Aa tujhe taare dikhata hoon"
"Mere dil me dimaag nahi hai"
"Kiss ho ya khissa jab sab ke samne hota hai na toh bahut maza aata hai"
"Yeh admi kaanton ke layak nahi, phool toh bahut dur ki baat hai"
""Ek kaam kar football club chhod de aur mera fanclub join karle"
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3rd epi dialogues.
"Miss. Admission form"
"Apne mom dad se puchna kya wo tujhe kisi dog shelter se adopt karke laaye the? Bhoonkta bahut hai tu."
"Treatment tab karwata sir jab iski baat pe mujhe gussa nahi aata"
"Fruit market me rakha hua apple thoda hi hun jo har taraf se ghuma ghuma ke dekhogi"
"Beer hun kya mai jo mujhe chill karra hai tu"
"Darta toh mai apne baap se bhi nahi aur Teri yeh Chillar jaisi zubaan hai na isse kam chalaya kar warna kisi din pura kharch hojayega"
"Maa ho ki cinema"
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4th epi
" Jang ladne jaa raha hoon main jo tu all the best bol raha hai mujhe "
" Galti karne par sorry bola jata hai,,galti karne wale ko sorry nahi bola jata "
"Subah aayine mein apna chehra dekhte hain.. hasi nahi aati khud par?? "
" Duniya ab coronavirus se bachne ke liye apne chehre par mask laga kar ghoom rahi hai,,aap na jane kabse apne chehre par yeh jhoot ka mask chada kar ghoom rahe hain"
"Jo mere dil mein hota hai wahi meri zubaan par hota hai,,,aur jo meri zubaan par hota hai main wahi karta hoon"
" Soch kar saazishein rachi jati hai sir,,,faisley nahi liye jate"
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5th epi
"Miss zimmedari"
"Baraat aur budhaapa jitne der se aaye uthna acha hai"
"Khilji banke khalibali karna pada.."
"Tumare sapno ko main harne nahi de sakta, tum ladogi aur dhaal mai banuga"
"Tumhe pata hai shaadi kya hoti hai?.. Shaadi dieting karne wale ki woh cheat meal hoti hai jo karne mein maza toh bohot aata hai lekin baadme guilt bohot hota hai"
|| •••6th epi••• ||
"Uncha sunta hai ya phir sirf unche post wale ki baat sunta hai"
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|| •••7th epi••• ||
"Bahut huyi sharafat ab zimmedari ko zid manke hi nibhana padega"
"Agar apni haddiyon ka count 206 hi rakhna hai toh tu dur rehna mujhse"
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|| •••9th epi••• ||
"Ap unse keh dijiye apni limits cross na kare, mai apni line cross nahi karunga"
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|| •••10th epi••• ||
"Aurat ne pyaar kiya to wo characterless ho gyi aur shadi shuda admi kisi aur ke sath ek rishte me hai to wo galti ho gyi"
"Chal tujhe batata hoon isharon pe kaise nachaya jata hai"
"Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle all the way"
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|| •••11th epi••• ||
"Bahut nacha liya tum logo ne freshers ko. Ab music bajega or tum log nachoge. Agar nahi nache to tumhari tangon ki femur bone todke uspe mei plaster chadaunga."
'"Tu meri dost hai ya advocate baat baat pe argue karne lag jati hai"
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|| •••12th epi••• ||
"Yaar maa yeh sandwich khao, yeh hamare college ke best cheezon me se ek hai par yeh number 2 pe ata hai kyun ki apka beta aj bhi college me first hai"
"Tu meri dost hai ya dushmaano ki plant ki hui agent"
"Sorry deserving logon ku bola jata hai, unko nahi jo aurton ki disrespect karte hai aur sorry feel tak nahi karte"
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|| •••13th epi••• ||
"Yeh na meri zindagi me cholesterol bane hue hai, sirf sehat ke liye hanikarak"
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|| •••14th epi••• ||
" Bolo chipkali aayi hai"
"Mobile paranthe sekne ke liye kharida hain?"
"Chal mere aashiq suicide karte hai"
"Ladki ki na ka Matlab na hota hai. Ek baar ya ek hazaar baar, na matlab na"
"Pyaar hai yeh koi medical ki seat nahi hai,,, jo tu zidd karega, thoda pressure lega aur mil jayegi"
"One wrong cut & the person is dead forever"
"Banne wale doctor ku padhai ke waqt disturb karna paap hota hai"
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|| •••15th epi••• ||
"Miss. Zimmedari main janta hun mai thoda sa handsome hu par filhal mujhpe nahi, subject pe dhayan de? "
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Ps: I'll add more..
Please correct me if I got any dialogue wrong.
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