Kunal in conversation with someone - Page 2

Originally posted by: chirpyhapibird

If post this link to gajra kottary she will die of inferiority complex.

Your post completely depicts the mockery gajra has dished out.

Thanks for really making me laugh🤣

Originally posted by: Angels11

So frm the beginning I ve always been irritated with the lack of communication between the characters in the show. No1 talks to any1. Just feed each other champagne or Kheer. And of course in forum posts aft posts r made bt Kunal. How he is so confusing, what the hell does he want or rather who the hell does he want, wat's he thinking etc etc. So I thought what if I imagine a conversation Kunal has with someone.

This is purely a fun post with malice to none.

Someone - Dude u look so lost

Kunal - Yeah I am lost. Mauli was supposed to search & find me but she dint!

Someone - Mauli who?

Kunal - My wife

Someone - Does she even know u r lost

Kunal - Yes I guess so

Someone - May be she is angry with you

Kunal - That she is

Someone - Why

Kunal - Because of Nandini

Someone - Nandini who?

Kunal - Mauli's friend i mean ex friend

Someone - Wow tell me more

Kunal - I fell for Nandini

Someone - Woah Woah slow down you mean the chick who is ur wife's friend?

Kunal - Yes

Someone - Why dude, do you hate ur wife

Kunal - No I actually loved her a lot. I even tattooed her name on my ring finger

Someone - Man I am impressed, so what happened

Kunal - She was always busy & had no time for me

Someone - Why

Kunal - She is a gynecologist & all her patients go into labor only in the night or on our anniversary or birthday or weekends or what ever

Someone - Man that sucks, so she used 2 just come home & crash

Kunal - No actually she used 2 plan romantic terrace dates

Someone - Wow

Kunal - And hot sex with role play. And also cook & take care of my family.

Someone - Man I am jealous but wat bt u you also must b busy in ur job? You do ve 1 right?

Kunal - Actually I am a doctor but even India Forums doesnt acknowledge my degree

Someone - What's India Forums

Kunal - A place where people curse & name call me

Someone - Cool

Stony Glare

Someone - Ok, ok so you might have also missed a few occasions due to your job

Kunal - Actually I quit my job

Someone - What, why

Kunal - My morals & ethics dint allow me 2 continue at my workplace. So I decided to open a clinic

Someone - Wow so u must ve really slogged 2 open ur dream clinic

Kunal - Actually I dint. Mauli slogged to open my clinic

Someone - Wow she is 1 cool chic man so then why did u cheat her

Kunal - I dint cheat her. I just fell in divine love with Nandini

Someone - Divine Love?

Kunal - Yeah our love is sanctioned by a baba

Someone - Hmm what ever but y that chick man

Kunal - Well she looks hot in saree esp the one with flares. She dances in the rain and here is the clincher she makes a killer Kheer

Someone (Rolls eyes) - Dude Really? I mean Kheer & Rain dance. Does she do anything other than cook & dance

Kunal - Well she cries a lot & shivers a lot

Someone - Why

Kunal - I dont know but the folks in India Forums think that's because she was abused & raped. So I am going to go with Audience Poll Life Line option & choose that answer.

Someone - OMG wait abused & raped.

Kunal - Yeah she married the douchebag Rajdeep & he used to torture & rape her

Someone - What an asshole!!!! So what happened?

Kunal - Mauli fought with that guy, slapped him & rescued Nandini

Someone - Mauli your wife?

Kunal - Yes, she saved her life when she had a miscarriage, fought with everyone including me & brought her home. Gave her even the saree I had gifted Mauli. Helped her file for divorce.

Someone - Wow that's wat u call friendship. So Nandini must ve felt very happy & grateful to Mauli. What did she do?

Kunal - Urmm she slept with me

Someone - WHAT!!!!!!!

Kunal - Actually it was not her fault. There were all these feathers on her. I cleaned her up & tried to comfort her and well 1 thing led to another.

Someone - Man both of u r horrible

Kunal - Yeah tat's what folks on India Forums also say

Someone - But still that's not reason enough. You were so in love with that Mauli chick. So how can u fall for this Nandini

Kunal - Actually the folks on Indian Forums think that's because of my Hero/Savior complex.

Someone - Really?

Kunal - Well I dint like their other opinion that its coz I am sleazy 2 timer so once again I am going to go with Audience Poll Life Line option & choose that answer.

Someone - What ever man. So did u tell ur wife & break up with her

Kunal - Nopes I was just playing HOUSE-HOUSE & KHEER-KHEER with Nandini

Someone - WHAT THE! So u r still cheating ur wife

Kunal - Well actually No. She found us playing Holi & coochie coo in a public place

Someone - Lo Gayi Bhains Paani mein

Kunal - Bhains nahin Ganapati Bappa. Woh Visarjan ka din tha. Channel waalon ne sabhi festivals prepone kar diya

Someone - So what did you do

Kunal - I ran back home

Someone - Which home

Kunal - PRATHAM waala.

Someone - Phir?

Kunal - Mauli cried & yelled at me. She asked me questions which I dodged by crying (Nandini ke saath rahte rahte maine bhi seekh liya). My mom slapped me

Someone - And?

Kunal - Then I made Mauli cry.

Someone - Again?

Kunal - Yeah I had changed my password to Nandini. Damn I should have kept it as Kheer. Phir yeh sab nahin hota

Someone - Then?

Kunal - My mom kicked me out of the house

Someone - Wow I like her

Stony glare

Kunal - Anyway I had an accident & landed up in hospital

Someone - OMG are you ok. Teek tho ho na

Kunal - Actually it was just a scratch. Mein teek hoon but hospital wala real MBBS doctor ne bola ki Nandini teek nahin hai

Someone - Why

Kunal - She cried buckets, shivered & asked him to take her blood

Someone - Stony glare

Kunal - Anyway she took me home

Someone - Which home?

Kunal - DVITHIYA & she fed me soup

Someone - No Kheer

Kunal - That was for the morning after. Anyway Mauli called me to the court & filed for divorce

Someone - Wow you go girl

Kunal - Stony glare. Then I got a call that agitators poured Ink on her

Someone - Khejriwal hoga

Kunal - Nopes some Mahila morcha who were instigated by Rajdeep & my MIL

Someone - Man that's wrong. They should ve poured Pig blood on u Kunal like that movie Carrie.

Kunal - Actually Rajdeep already dunked bird blood on Nandini. You know the day we did YOU KNOW WHAT

Someone - Let's not talk bt that shall we?

Kunal - Ok, so anyway I made Rajdeep sign the divorce papers & promised Nandini that I will be with her for ever

Someone - OK

Kunal - But my Dida claimed she had a heart attack & emotionally blackmailed Mauli to forgive me & try 2 make this marriage work for 1 month

Someone - But why did Mauli agree.

Kunal - Because she is MAHAN & a goody 2 shoes

Someone - So now u r back with Mauli

Kunal - But she keeps taunting me with awesome dialogues & makes me ashamed. I even cry a lot.

Someone - Maybe u should tell ur Dida & go back to the other chick

Kunal - No I cant

Someone - Why

Kunal - Because I cant take any decision of my own.

Someone - So u r gng 2 give ur marriage another go.

Kunal - Well I filled her maang with sindoor, did aarti & danced with her

Someone - Cool

Kunal - But Nandini saw us & cried buckets

Someone - Are u sure she cried because of that. May be she cried because she was bored & she likes crying

Kunal - Dont b callous & make fun of an abused, battered woman

Someone - Ok Ok relax.

Kunal - So I rushed back, hugged her & reassured her. Anyway Mauli has already given me the green signal to romance with Nandini though she looked like she wanted me to die a painful death but I will just ignore it.

Someone - Of course. So now u ve finally made up ur mind whom you are going to be with

Kunal - Actually there is an upcoming segment where I save Mauli from a fire mishap.

Someone - Man u r 1 confused guy. I am so frustrated & fed up with you. What the hell do those 2 chicks see in you. You are gone case. Go for threesome.

Kunal - Wow I can do that? Cool man. I can even roleplay as Krishna with them as Rukmini & Radha. Hey wait why are you running? Hello boss if u dont like Krishna at least suggest something else. Dont ditch me like this man. Come back... Hey you...

Originally posted by: nimmu96

Anything to look forward from the show, THIS IS IT (Remo style)

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Originally posted by: shamil

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

please write another masterpiece for his crime partner too

Originally posted by: Mithila_22

This was epic Anu.. 🤣Some of the dialogues were too good like folks on india-forums say this🤣, audience poll, ccochie coo..just fell in divine love with Nandini..too good..🤣

P.S. this made me remember your posts on dhokla boy🤣

Originally posted by: Angels11

Hey I still don't know what happened to dhokla boy's mummyji