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So frm the beginning I ve always been irritated with the lack of communication between the characters in the show. No1 talks to any1. Just feed each other champagne or Kheer. And of course in forum posts aft posts r made bt Kunal. How he is so confusing, what the hell does he want or rather who the hell does he want, wat's he thinking etc etc. So I thought what if I imagine a conversation Kunal has with someone.
This is purely a fun post with malice to none.
Someone - Dude u look so lost
Kunal - Yeah I am lost. Mauli was supposed to search & find me but she dint!
Someone - Mauli who?
Kunal - My wife
Someone - Does she even know u r lost
Kunal - Yes I guess so
Someone - May be she is angry with you
Kunal - That she is
Someone - Why
Kunal - Because of Nandini
Someone - Nandini who?
Kunal - Mauli's friend i mean ex friend
Someone - Wow tell me more
Kunal - I fell for Nandini
Someone - Woah Woah slow down you mean the chick who is ur wife's friend?
Kunal - Yes
Someone - Why dude, do you hate ur wife
Kunal - No I actually loved her a lot. I even tattooed her name on my ring finger
Someone - Man I am impressed, so what happened
Kunal - She was always busy & had no time for me
Someone - Why
Kunal - She is a gynecologist & all her patients go into labor only in the night or on our anniversary or birthday or weekends or what ever
Someone - Man that sucks, so she used 2 just come home & crash
Kunal - No actually she used 2 plan romantic terrace dates
Someone - Wow
Kunal - And hot sex with role play. And also cook & take care of my family.
Someone - Man I am jealous but wat bt u you also must b busy in ur job? You do ve 1 right?
Kunal - Actually I am a doctor but even India Forums doesnt acknowledge my degree
Someone - What's India Forums
Kunal - A place where people curse & name call me
Someone - Cool
Stony Glare
Someone - Ok, ok so you might have also missed a few occasions due to your job
Kunal - Actually I quit my job
Someone - What, why
Kunal - My morals & ethics dint allow me 2 continue at my workplace. So I decided to open a clinic
Someone - Hold on, you HAVE morals & ethics
Kunal - Stony glare
Someone - Urmm well Wow so u must ve really slogged 2 open ur dream clinic
Kunal - Actually I dint. Mauli slogged to open my clinic
Someone - Wow she is 1 cool chick man so then why did u cheat her
Kunal - I dint cheat her. I just fell in divine love with Nandini
Someone - Divine Love?
Kunal - Yeah our love is sanctioned by a baba
Someone - Hmm what ever but y that chick man
Kunal - Well she looks hot in saree esp the one with flares. She dances in the rain and here is the clincher she makes a killer Kheer
Someone (Rolls eyes) - Dude Really? I mean Kheer & Rain dance. Does she do anything other than cook & dance
Kunal - Well she cries a lot & shivers a lot
Someone - Why
Kunal - I dont know but the folks in India Forums think that's because she was abused & raped. So I am going to go with Audience Poll Life Line option & choose that answer.
Someone - OMG wait abused & raped.
Kunal - Yeah she married the douchebag Rajdeep & he used to torture & rape her
Someone - What an asshole!!!! So what happened?
Kunal - Mauli fought with that guy, slapped him & rescued Nandini
Someone - Mauli your wife?
Kunal - Yes, she saved her life when she had a miscarriage, fought with everyone including me & brought her home. Gave her even the saree I had gifted Mauli. Helped her file for divorce.
Someone - Wow that's wat u call friendship. So Nandini must ve felt very happy & grateful to Mauli. What did she do?
Kunal - Urmm she slept with me
Someone - WHAT!!!!!!!
Kunal - Actually it was not her fault. There were all these feathers on her. I cleaned her up & tried to comfort her and well 1 thing led to another.
Someone - Man both of u r horrible
Kunal - Yeah tat's what folks on India Forums also say
Someone - But still that's not reason enough. You were so in love with that Mauli chick. So how can u fall for this Nandini
Kunal - Actually the folks on Indian Forums think that's because of my Hero/Savior complex.
Someone - Really?
Kunal - Well I dint like their other opinion that its coz I am a sleazy 2 timer so once again I am going to go with Audience Poll Life Line option & choose that answer.
Someone - What ever man. So did u tell ur wife & break up with her
Kunal - Nopes I was just playing HOUSE-HOUSE & KHEER-KHEER with Nandini
Someone - WHAT THE! So u r still cheating ur wife
Kunal - Well actually No. She found us playing Holi & coochie coo in a public place
Someone - Lo Gayi Bhains Paani mein
Kunal - Bhains nahin Ganapati Bappa. Woh Visarjan ka din tha. Channel waalon ne sabhi festivals prepone kar diya
Someone - So what did you do
Kunal - I ran back home
Someone - Which home
Kunal - PRATHAM waala.
Someone - Phir?
Kunal - Mauli cried & yelled at me. She asked me questions which I dodged by crying (Nandini ke saath rahte rahte maine bhi seekh liya). My mom slapped me
Someone - And?
Kunal - Then I made Mauli cry.
Someone - Again?
Kunal - Yeah I had changed my password to Nandini. Damn I should have kept it as Kheer. Phir yeh sab nahin hota
Someone - Then?
Kunal - My mom kicked me out of the house
Someone - Wow I like her
Stony glare
Kunal - Anyway I had an accident & landed up in hospital
Someone - OMG are you ok. Teek tho ho na
Kunal - Actually it was just a scratch. Mein teek hoon but hospital wala real MBBS doctor ne bola ki Nandini teek nahin hai
Someone - Why
Kunal - She cried buckets, shivered & asked him to take her blood
Someone - Stony glare
Kunal - Anyway she took me home
Someone - Which home?
Kunal - DVITHIYA & she fed me soup
Someone - No Kheer
Kunal - That was for the morning after. Anyway Mauli called me to the court & filed for divorce
Someone - Wow you go girl
Kunal - Stony glare. Then I got a call that agitators poured Ink on Nandini
Someone - Khejriwal hoga
Kunal - Nopes some Mahila morcha who were instigated by Rajdeep & my MIL
Someone - Man that's wrong. They should ve poured Pig blood on u Kunal like that movie Carrie.
Kunal - Actually Rajdeep already dunked bird blood on Nandini. You know the day we did YOU KNOW WHAT
Someone - Let's not talk bt that shall we?
Kunal - Ok, so anyway I made Rajdeep sign the divorce papers & promised Nandini that I will be with her for ever
Someone - OK
Kunal - But my Dida claimed she had a heart attack & emotionally blackmailed Mauli to forgive me & try 2 make this marriage work for 1 month
Someone - But why did Mauli agree.
Kunal - Because she is MAHAN & a goody 2 shoes
Someone - So now u r back with Mauli
Kunal - But she keeps taunting me with awesome dialogues & makes me ashamed. I even cry a lot.
Someone - Maybe u should tell ur Dida & go back to the other chick
Kunal - No I cant
Someone - Why
Kunal - Because I cant take any decision of my own.
Someone - So u r gng 2 give ur marriage another go.
Kunal - Well I filled her maang with sindoor, did aarti & danced with her
Someone - Cool
Kunal - But Nandini saw us & cried buckets
Someone - Are u sure she cried because of that. May be she cried because she was bored & she likes crying
Kunal - Dont b callous & make fun of an abused, battered woman
Someone - Ok Ok relax.
Kunal - So I rushed back, hugged her & reassured her. Anyway Mauli has already given me the green signal to romance with Nandini though she looked like she wanted me to die a painful death but I will just ignore it.
Someone - Of course. So now u ve finally made up ur mind whom you are going to be with
Kunal - Actually there is an upcoming segment where I save Mauli from a fire mishap.
Someone - Man u r 1 confused guy. I am so frustrated & fed up with you. What the hell do those 2 chicks see in you. You are gone case. Go for threesome.
Kunal - Wow I can do that? Cool man. I can even roleplay as Krishna with them as Rukmini & Radha. Hey wait why are you running? Hello boss if u dont like Krishna at least suggest something else. Dont ditch me like this man. Come back... Hey you...
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