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Posted: 10 years ago

#101

Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho
Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko Lekar
Jati Hai Or Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho...

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#102

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro...

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#103

One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai...

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Nehageet.

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#104

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah...
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai...

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#105

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, "Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?"
Devdas Bola, "Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya."

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#106

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah... Wah...
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega...

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#107

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill...

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#108

Teacher To Electronis Student: "Naade" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device.

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#109

Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab...

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#110

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai...

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