funny shayri & jokes part 4 - Page 97

A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey...You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart...
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!

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Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Before marriage:
Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu...

After Marriage:
Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..