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Dikshi

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Posted: 9 years ago

#51

30 June -

Galti se bhi hath na laga diyo bandi ko.. Rab di sau aitthe hi zinda gaad dunga!! 😎

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sree.gattu

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Posted: 9 years ago

#52

Gentlemen ki koi value hi nahi hai, hero banke gulabo ko bachaya ab jail bhi mai hi jaau lol!!

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Puja

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Posted: 9 years ago

#53

1st july

Ye kaha ka kanoon h arey bandi pe haath yelog chod rahe the mainu kyu arrest kar rahe ho

Gentlemen ki koi value hi nahi hai, hero banke gulabo ko bachaya ab jail bhi mai hi jaau

Aji ha jo sari musibat ki jad h wo yaha pravachan dene ayi h

Ladkiyan aise hi harman ko dekhke mar jati h 🤣 aur vaise bi mere bebe kehti h ladkiyon me mata rani ka ansh hota h main ladkiyon pe haath nai uthata

Tu alag type ki h tujhne mata rani ka ansh nai h tujhme chudail h usi chudail ko bahar nikalna tha 🤣

Tujhe uthake kai door jungle me patak ata jungli janwar tujhe mar katke kha jate ya fir tujhe apni tarah jungli samajhke dosti kar lete

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Ruthless.Slayer

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Posted: 9 years ago

#54

30/6/16

Suno ab tum ghar jao😳

Bajrangi bhaijaan wali feel aa rahi hai aisa lag raha hai munni ko border par karane ja raha hu🤣

Chalo munni 🤣😆

aas pass koi court kachari nahi hai itne sare judge kithu aagaye

arey tum hothe kaun ho iss ladki ki kismat ka faisla karne wale . Aur tum papaji arrey auraton pe haath utana namardon ki nishani hoti hai, kyu faltu me apni mardangi pe shak karva rahe ho🤣

Gulabo ansoo poch lo ,tumpe ache nahi lagte 😳

Ha toh ab batao kya siyappa padha hai yaha , kiski bhains kholdi iss bandi ne 😲

Main kidnapper hoon😎

arey lekin jahelo isko kidnap karna uske izzath se khelna nahi hota.

isse kidnap karna meri galti thi lekin iske saath kuch gaalth nahi kiya maine

Ajeeb bawle log hai iss gaon me common sense naam ki cheez iss duniya me hoti hai

Gulabo are u sure ye tumjare bauji hai? nahi inki baaton se aisa lag nahi raha hai par tum chinta mat karo jab tak main hu na koi tumhe haath nahi laga sakta

galti se haath lagaliya bandi ko, yehi pe ithe zinda gadh dunga (couldnt hear this properly 😕 )

Edited by Ruthless.Slayer - 9 years ago

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Posted: 9 years ago

#55

Originally posted by: .Daety.
29 June -
Current lage kabootar ki tarah kaanp rahi ho 😆

Baat toh tumhe karni nahi hai aur joke sunane wali bandi tum lagti nahi ho 😆 ek bahut badhiya time pass ka tarika bataun... Aankh band karo aur chup chap so jao 😆 😆

Vaise iss night me tumhare liye good to kuchh hai nahi, lekin phir bhi good night 😆

Police wale toh lagte nahi hai, khair jo bhi ho mujhe Gulabo ko bachana hai 😎

By God! Badi besharam type ki janta ho tum. 🤣 Tum me se ek ko bhi aaj nahi chhodunga!!

Toh rago me cold drink thode hi daudta hai 😆 arey khoon hai toh bahega hi naa 😆

ek baat batao tum ho kaun ? aur ye tumhe kidnap kyun karna chahte hai ? aur tumne aur tumhari behen ne kis kis se pange le rakhe hai😲😆

Haan aur main Amitabh Bachchan hu.. 🤣 subah se main hi mila hu tumhe ?? 🤣 Aajkal ke jamane me chudail wudail nahi hoti 😆

Kale saand toh phurr ho gaye per ab yeh Police kyun aa gayi 😆

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Edited by Ruthless.Slayer - 9 years ago

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Ruthless.Slayer

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Posted: 9 years ago

#56

28th june

shaitaan ka naam liya shaitaan hazir

agar mere baap ko pata chala gaya ki humne bandi kidnap ki hai, wo tujhe aur mujhe duniya se delete kardega😆

(police insp. to harak singh - harman ji shareef type ke badmash hai 🤣)

abey harman yeh toh kahi pe nigahe kahi pe nishaane wala hogaya, mirchi powder ko uthana tha yeh kaha se pack hoke aagayi😆

god jab se yeh mirchi powder zindagi mein aayi hai, izzath ki mummy ki aankh hogayi hai🤣

kya yaar rab ji aap bhi na kabhi kabhi gadbad kardete ho, itni soni bandi ko mirchi powder jaise chep behen kaise de sakte ho

panauti kahi ki😆

shayad hamari kundli mein galath fehmi likhi hai, jab dekho jab tumare samne mujhe villian banake bhejdeti hai😆

waise ek baat kahu banda main bilkul hero hoon🤣 aur wade ka pakka bhi😆

wo kya hai na mera badluck hi kharab hai😆

ajeeb ajeeb se shakle kyu banarahi ho ? kaha na tum se hero hoon😎

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Ruthless.Slayer

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Posted: 9 years ago

#57

Originally posted by: .Daety.
27th june

Harman ki boli huyi zuban aur uska plan kabhi wapas nahi hote 😎 😆
Jaan se to wo uss din jayegi jis din Harman ko jaan jayegi 😆

bada happy family wala mahool chalraha hai, ab tu dekh madam mirchi iss happy family photo se kaise ghayab hoti hai
Harman ki ankhon me dhool jhoka hai tuney madam mirchi 🤣

Ab madam mirchi ko pata chalega wo teekhi hai toh main zehrila hu aur harman ka kaata hua pani bhi nhi mangta 😆

mirchi powder aj police toh kya agar rab ne bhi nakabandi lagadi na toh bhi na bachne wali tu😆

abey yaar ab iss teri khatara ko sardi zukam kyu horaha hai

Chudail nhi chudail ki nani hai yeh miss mirchi spray... dekh tere bhai ne uski hawaa nikal di 🤣

Gurdaspur ka ek lauta eligible bachelor hu main.. Kudiyon ka hero hu hero... 😆

alag alag gadiya chalat hun repair nahi karata

done👍🏼

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Ruthless.Slayer

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Posted: 9 years ago

#58

24th june

mirchi powder tujhe chodhunga nahi main

Rab di sau aunty ji banda bahut sareef hu per hamesha aapke samne gunda type banke khada ho jata hu 🤣

phool banaye bhagwan aur uski taqdeer taai kare insaan

kisne kaha ? Bhaghwan ne tumhe sms kiya tha ki unhe gire hue phool pasand nahi ?

isse toh dekhte hi ankhoon ko eyedrops si thandak miljati hai😳

tenu ki pata Mainu sab pata hai ki teri chai ki dukan pe kya kya hota hai 🤣

meri ankhoon me mirchi dali thi na tuney tujhe toh main chodhunga nahi mirchi spray

Kamaal hai rab ji aapki service to ek dum instant ho gayi hai🤣

Kamaal coincidence h dono item yahi hai ek gundi akhon me mirchi powder daal ti hai aur dusri pari si pyaari si

Mamala love ka ho ya lafango ka finish kar hi dena chahiye.

Ek gundi hai ankhon mein mirchi spray marti hai

Aur dusri pyaari si pari jaisi ankhon ko thadak pahunchane wali , laasi jaise meethe meethe bol bolne wali

aur iss gundi ke case me iske lafungo finish karna hai toh phele mujhe iss gundi ki mundi dabochni hogi

done compiled in one post credit puja dishu n whoever posted🤗 22nd n 23rd sidra ne already dediya hai 😳

@eku chal i have done my part. ab tu update ur post according to date of epis😃

Edited by Ruthless.Slayer - 9 years ago

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Dikshi

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Posted: 9 years ago

#59

Originally posted by: Ruthless.Slayer
30/6/16

galti se haath lagaliya bandi ko, yehi pe ithe zinda gadh dunga (couldnt hear this properly 😕 )

It was..

Galti se bhi hath na laga liyo bandi ko.. Rab di sau aitthe hi zinda gaad dunga!! 😎 😆

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Sanchita

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Posted: 9 years ago

#60

Dishu wo dialogue jara post karo na main hanta hoon ladkiyon ki izzat kya hoti hai mai kisi ke sath bhi aisa nahin kar sakta. I am very poor in remembering dialogue