*** Harman Singh : Shandaar Dialogues Thread *** - Page 14

25th July

Gulabo na hi mujhme katen lage hai, na hi me panja hun! Wese sakal bhi thik thak hai, to phir dar kis baatka.. Aaj se is king size bed par iss queen ka pura haq hai.

Ab me apni feeling kya bataun? Tumne kavi kisi garib ki karodo ki lottery lagte dekha hai.. Wahi feeling hai. Tum na bahut pyari ho gulabo.. Us din jab tumhare ghar me kuda tha na, to tumhe dekh kar mera dil kud pada tha. Dil me wo pehla naasa pehla khumar wali feelings thi.. Kabhi socha nahi tha ki tumhe galati se kidnap karne ke liye mujhe sajaye inam milega. Na yesi galatiyon ke liye to me sao janam barlun..

Wese chehra bahut dekhe hai, par tumhara chehra duniya ka sabse khubsurat chehra hai; dil, zigar, nazar sabke sab tumpe aake atak gaye hain!

Oh preeto! Ab ki hoya! ki problem ki hai. Are meri shadi ho gayi hai, tu bhi na yaar preeto! Harak Singh apne home minister ko samjha!

Oh preeto! Sabse pehle na tu ye TV pe drama dekhne band kar! Drame dekh dekh ke tere dimag me drame chalne lagi aur tu ghar me drame karne lagi!

17th 18th page. okay.
Thanks guys fr the dialogues. 😛

26th dialogues please anyone ?

27th July

Preeto vooti hai wo meri.. See off to kar hi sakta hun. Ya uspe bhi rok hai..

Please welcome! zeher gholne wali.. chal ugal zeher!

Han to bolti hai na! aur kam kya hai tere pass! aur sun 2 saal badi hai, sarkar ne tujhe koi senior citizen ka card nahi de rakha hai.. Samjhi, chal pare hat..

Han nachunga bhi aur uska gun gaunga bhi! Tujhe koi problem. Tune to bada nacha liya apne pati ko apne issaron pe.. Tabhi to roj ata hai tujhe lene... Vooti ki baat karti hai baadi..

Problem to in rashmone kar rakhi hai.. Rashme nahi kanun ke dharayen ho gayi hai.. Ek puri karo to dusri suru.. Thik se mil bhi nahi paya gulabo se! Aur lo ji bhej diya back to maike...

Scene nahi, picture banani hai meinu! Wo bhi romantic, Yash chopra Shahrukh Khan type!

anyone plz update 26th 28th n 29th dialogues plz

29th july

28th July

Loji ye bhi koi promise karne wali baat hai, wo to me wese hi saumya ka khayal rakhne wala hun.. Apse jyada meinu fikar hai saumya ki lekin saumya ka khayal me tab rakhunga jab wo mere saath jayegi..

Humna humare bich ye hath zodne wala system nahi rakhte hai. Ap beta manti hai na mujhe to haq hai apko mujhpe. Mujhse request mat kijiye, are meinu order dijiye.. Me manunga..

26th July

Kya bolun yaar! shadi vali raat teri vooti ko tujhse alag kardiya jayena to kya feeling hoti tu samaj nahi payega.. Abe me to ye bhul hi gaya ki ye padphere ki rasam to mujhe aur gulabo ko juda karne wali rasam hai!

Jeene ke liye dil ka dhadakna jaruri hota hai, par mere jine ke liye tumhara mere zindagi me hona zaruri hai. Agar tum nahi hogi na to ye dil dhadkega aur na hi me zinda rahunga!

Oh preeto ab ki hoya! Preeto ek baat bata tune hamari shadi karwayi hai ya batwara karwaya. Kal raat kamre me saath nahi rehne diya ab puja me saath nahi baith sakta, phir tune isse ghar bhej dena hai...

Gulabo! ek hi din me tumhari adat si ho gayi hai. Aur ab padphere ke liye ja rahi ho.. Bahut miss karunga tumhe.. Jaldi aogi na! Promise, Harman Singh wala...

Han! aur mere mamlon me bina naak ghusaye tujhe sabar kahan, han kyun ki jab tu bolti hai zeher hi ugalti hai.. Apna muh band rakh..

Le ho gayi tasali, jabardasti me raat kharap kardiye ye bure saaye ke chakkar me!

Are saram nahi ati, jawan bete pe hath uthate hue! Harak Singh apni vooti ko samjalo, meri bhi vooti agayi hai. Bhai meri bhi kuch ijjat hai..

like all his dialogues thanks to writer for giving such wonderful dialogues to vivi