Vaanathai Pola 422
I, you and most of us are very familiar with the routine that unfolds when we pay our doctor a visit. Pay, and I stress on that word for we go as a patient than a visitor. If you are lucky ( never, impossible, unlucky) you are immediately ushered into the Doctor's presence which is at once reassuring and if the doctor is in a good mood then he or she will calm you down with a smile and a soft word. I have been blessed with Dr Tamilarasu who true to his clinic that is aptly titled " Anbu Clinic " is full of anbu and panbu.
I have always been unlucky when it comes to my visits to the doctor for I always find myself spending a lot of time in the waiting room staring at baby pictures and other informative posters on the walls around me while all those around me stare at me and whisper. ' actor, actor.' What I find very funny, remarkably eerie and racist is that almost all the babies in the posters are white, blonde and blue-eyed and look a lot like how daniel Craig was when he was a baby. Daniel Craig? Namma James Bond.
So, back to the clinic, and you are finally facing the doctor who asks you, " Enna pannudhu" and you tell him, "Body pains, feverish, cold, sore throat etc."
Hold, is it me, only me or have you all experienced that metal swivelling stool that just about manages to barely hold your butt (quarter of it) and is always gleaming cold steel. But of course, it entertains a lot of patient visitors ( impatiently patient)
The routine starts. Take slow and deep breaths while the doctor places the Stethoscope first on the chest and then on the back and listens to the beat of your heart. Then, you open your mouth wide, so the doctor can check on your intestines. ( Kidding) and say aaaaaaaaaaaa with your tongue sticking out. Blood pressure is checked
7 to 8 times out of 10 it turns out to be a mild viral infection. Common cold. If the symptoms are a bit strange and severe then a chest x-ray, blood test, urine test and maybe even sputum test is requested and in older people, an ECG is also requested.
This then is the average, garden variety scenario that most of us civilians experience in our lives and it is the same for almost all general Physicians who got their MBBS or MD and thought, ' okay, enough of studies and specialization for it is going to cost a bomb ( ATOMIC BOMB). Let's open a small clinic, prescribe paracetamol for everything ( even brain tumours) and shove syringes up people's butts and charge them a bomb.
I think we can label these doctors as Placebo doctors. Yup, they smile, grin, huff, puff and do their best to cheer you up and it mostly works for you to get better. The reassurance, belief, faith and devotion that we have for the doctor boosts our immunity system into overdrive and things get better very quickly. Crap, if only they don't prescribe heavy doses of antibiotics.
Come on Sat, the Pharma industry has to survive right. Otherwise, why the f..k would Pharmacies print prescription pads, visiting cards, hand out free stuff to a doctor and God only knows what other free stuff they dish out.
No wonder, you see so many Medical reps hovering around clinics that are smaller than ratholes, leave alone A..e holes and yet business seems to be booming.
I have to share this ( What do you mean you have to?)
Remember my Runs from yesterday. Well, I was taken to a doctor who nodded wisely and smiled sagely and then began to write the Illiad on his prescription pad.
My eyes wide open along with my gob, I stared at the doctor and wondered, ' Is he writing a prescription for me or is he busy penning his autobiography?'
He smiled and said, ' That will be 500' and I coughed up the dough and I hope I coughed up more than that ( read deadly viruses and infectious diseases) and walked out looking at the prescription that was as long as the curtain in my hall.
' All this for a bad tummy bug ' I stood cursing aloud and then decided to buy those medicines near my house, rather than the pharmacy whose name was printed loud and clear.
I stood at the counter while my own pharmacy guys ( All big fans too) were busy deciphering the prescription that I had handed to them. (Reminded me of them, I mean those Olai chuvadi guys, Nadi jothidar guys reading from palm leaves left behind by Agathiyar or Agastya.)
The oldest guy, who I have known for a very long time looked at me worriedly and said, ' Sir, just take the antibiotic and a multivitamin for a few days and you will be all right.'
' That makes two. Just two medicines that I have to buy ' I hooted like an owl and pointed to the prescription, ' what about all the other stuff?'
The wise Pharmacist smiled and said, ' Crap. You will just be wasting your money.'
' Oh, I see' and pointed to one particular line and said, ' That looks important even in words. Should I buy that?'
The wise Pharmacist smiled and said, ' Pro-biotic capsules. 500 rupees each. One every day for 6 days. That comes to 3000 and as for the rest......'
He smiled and said, ' Pro-biotic sir. Just curd rice' and I remembered my Grandma and recollected her wise words, ' Vendhiyam, buttermilk and rest.'
Enough of me already and my cheap shots at the field of medicine for there are doctors and then there are those DOCTORS.
They are not just Doctors who are practising medicine but warriors, heroes, Superhumans who put their lives, health and sometimes even the safety and well-being of their families at risk of catching infections and also dying because of that.
They are the doctors and scientists who deal with deadly viruses, bacteria and fungi on a daily basis, be it in a lab environment or out in the open and right where the patient or patients are. Dead or alive.
These scientists, doctors, nurses and other medical personnel make up the first line of defence against deadly diseases and are the first into battle before the disease spreads into a pandemic.
Dr Raja Rao was both a great doctor and a research scientist and at 70 years of age had spent nearly 50 years of his life in service to the field of medicine and much of it had been spent fighting death in all its deadliest forms. He had seen what a virus and a bacteria could do to a human being from near far and also from up close and personal through powerful electron microscopes.
Dr Sathya watched with concern as she saw her mentor, superior walk towards the man who lay on the ground. Her concern was for Dr Rao's physical well-being for even though he was super fit for a man of his age, she knew very well that he was tempting fate and playing with his health by placing himself in the front and meeting death head-on. Sometimes, she wondered if he was playing Russian roulette with the virus and bacteria and secretly feared what could possibly when his luck ran out.
Recent studies had provided some interesting facts about how human immune function changes over time and that older people have less robust immune responses, which makes them more prone to infections and reduces their responsiveness to vaccination.
But then, her boss, Dr Raja Rao was not any old man. In their own research world of cellular and molecular biology, he was affectionately called " The Man" and that moniker was even used by some of the top minds from all around the world. Yet, he remained humble, soft-spoken, approachable and also always dedicated to life and the protection of it.
His empathy to life extended even to the deadly virus and bacteria that they worked with and often said, ' they too are God's creations and if that is true then the death and havoc they create is in a way justified.'
Once he had even let slip a thought, ' how else can God keep man on a leash if not for diseases and pandemics?'
She and the others had protested feebly and he had countered, ' Children, life is the same for every living thing and the same laws apply to all of it. But, we humans have broken that sacred pact with nature and have, are and will continue to kill of everything else.'
He had looked at all of them with sad eyes, ' There will come a day when it will all be too late and little can be done to rectify the situation.'
Sathya had asked him, ' Sir, then why do you go on? why do you work so hard when all your colleagues have retired and most of them are even dead?
Dr Raja Rao had smiled and replied, ' Because it is my duty and I have sworn a sacred oath to protect and defend all life until there is life left in me.'
Dr Sathya and her two colleagues watched as their senior approached the man who appeared to be either lifeless or very near to losing it as he lay on the ground.
She waited for a few minutes and then broke a cardinal rule, his command and moved forward to join him and the moment she reached him and the moment her eyes took in the man and the state he was in, she jerked back, jumped back in fear.
Dr Raja Rao who had not sensed her close proximity for some strange and unknown reason, did so now and turned and glared at her and then his eyes relaxed visibly and he spoke through the mic and his words were heard loud and clear to all three of them.
' What causes, bleeding from the nose, ears, mouth and also leads to the discolouration of the fingertips and the tip of the nose?'
All three whispered like ghosts, ' Bubonic plague, sir.'
' Yes and otherwise called The Black Death.'
Dr Sathya added in a breathless voice, ' Sir, there is one other pathogen that causes bleeding from the ears, nose and mouth.'
Dr Raja Rao nodded and gave her a strange look said, ' Ebola.'
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