|| A V I - One on One on Kerala Hub|| - Page 7

Originally posted by: hopper_ocean

This is to keep you company while im busy Avi 🤣

When's the last time you ran?

When I ran for dear life

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?

Think it's my heart and not jeans that has rips,tearsand holes in them

What are you dreading right now?

Going back to work

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?

No I don't get to sleep 8 hours as most nights I'm foruming😆

😆😆😆😆😆😆If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do?

I will make them lazy as I am lazy on a lazy day

Have you ever been on your school's track team?

Seriously I was on my school's track team😃 but never broke any track records 😳

Do you eat raw cookie dough?

Love it...It's so yummy😃

Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?

NO ,love it since it gives bathroom singers to sing karoke along with the singers ee😆

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?

Wish I could do that to those giants...They are meanies who hate to part with their goodies

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?

No...someone doesn't come online

Do you wear your shoes in the house?

I don't wear shoes in the house only chappals for my spouse

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?

Since there are two similar questions my answer is two phones,two housephones and two cell phones
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?😆

What do you do when you're sad?

Talk to my girlfriends or watch a funny movie😭

Is anyone on your bad side now?

My right side is on my bad side now

Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?

Reminds me of grey days when I had to dissect a frog's anatomy

Favorite name for a girl?

AVIVA

Favorite name for a boy?

KIRK

Guys,

Originally posted by: Aahaana

For some reason, I cant press the like button and the post is messed up on previous page:(

Avi chech- loved your pictured of the veggies and how it represent all of us⭐️...i love cauliflower and i need warm wool cloths for the winter😳 its perfect pic of me😆

Your sense of humor is great⭐️

Here is few Qs😎

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Perfectly all right provided u keep your head in reverse while reversing...Get ready to hear honking and music

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

They don't have to ...they can raise their hands while swearing to tell the truth...Atheists are scared to swear on the Bible because the world can brand them as liars ...

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

A strange chemical combustion takes place when brown mixes with white...Take for example snowy winters turn everything brown into pristine white...Avi's theory of principle😆

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Run for dear life as pretty soon you are in the endangered list

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

😃The improvement is done on the new cause new becomes old in one day😕Basically consumers beware...it's old stuff in new bottles

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

Simple logic u don't want curious neighbours peeking their green with envy noses admiring your drapes from their bedroom window all the time

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

Beans though veggies remind people of Jack and the Beanstalk..that's why they have the magical element

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

The idiot who died laughing was of course the medicine😕😆😆😆😆😆😆😆was killed by the laughter bug

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Money is made from paper so it definately grows on branches...Banks have branches to grow money from unsuspecting customersand completely fleece them

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

They resemble peanuts in shape and form

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Courtesy of the kind rabbits to help the chocolate coloured hens to dispose their coloured eggs...People prefer only white or brown eggs for breakfast

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

One ticket like the conjoined twins Ravi and Mallika

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

There lived a woman called Jolly along with the ranchers so the name😕😲

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Basically give and take are like the two sides of the coin care😉

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

Sure...why not..Climb a tall ladder and talk down to a tall person..Turn your nose in disgust😆😆😆😆😆😆

Hope u have enjoyed the answers😉😉😉😉😉😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Originally posted by: JakeR

Nothing is constant except change.. Its an old concept. Write an OS on it with SS Forum members as characters. Oh you may use us suresh ettan😉 in a spl role(cameo).. All the best chechi.. Btw loved your answers.. All the best for the rest. Like button not working. Will hit it tomorrow...lol

Originally posted by: avivakirk

ssForum CHANGE

Avi walked far from home...she thought she knew the path...had walked for umpteen number of years through this path and thought she knew it like the back of her hand..Looks like she was lost...never mind she would find her way out...somebody is bound to come her way.Wished she hadn't been so caught up and loosing herself in the breath taking view of the golden reddish orange hues of the countryside...

Trin tring...sound of a bicycle bell...at last somebody to help her...A young lad 18 years of age looking like Tamil naadan Ajit came by...Something strange was stuck to him...on closer inspection looked like that girl😕😲..the one who was always in the news...what was her name...Hmm remembered Mallika ...the boy was looking adoringly at her...😕😕

He said ''HI''Avi smiled at the young lad and asked him for directions...':I speak only broken Engleeesh and Tamalglish...Both my akkas speake goode Englishe...U come...I no come please come...Avi had no course other than following the conjoined couple

Walked a little bit but was happy to see a brightly coloured building ...It looked freshly painted ...lots of autumn flowers planted and arranged in neat rows, blooming in profusion met her sight...Sign on the Tea shop read..'SSFORUM TEA SHOP''...Avi sighed in relief...at last she could get something for her parched throat

Walking into the shop she was met by a strange sight...The whole place was decorated with brightly coloured streamers and balloons..Lilac gauzy curtains danced to the tune of the incoming breezes...The spacious corner was divided into three sections ...Each section colour coded was decorated very nicely...Beautiful girls sat behind each table loaded with goodies and balloons with brightly coloured water in them had painted ROFL'S all over them...Hmm interesting observed Avi ...all of them lost in intense discussion...The tune of latest hit Kolaveri de was playing in the background

All of a sudden a handsome young man sauntered in with a mischevious grin and a chef's hat on his head...walked to where avi was and shook her hand...His T-shirt had all Bay watch babies splattered on it...signs of a ladies man

''I'm Jake the chef...Welcome to SS forum tea shop...Today we have only specials...It's a special day for us...''

Is it your anniversary...Avi asked

No ...it's our Managers birthday celebration...two sisters one settled in Canada and one in Norway are celebrating their birthdays , Jake volunteered

From far end of the room came a young beautiful girl with pigtails with sprightly steps bounced across the room followed by the young lad pulling her pigtails...

'Stop it Amal u the young girl cried in mock anger

Hai I'm Melonie the young girl introduced herself.''what's this Jada talking. He's a pest and this Ravi is another pest she volunteered

Both the boys pulled at her pigtails and she walked off in anger

Jake asked Avi to follow him and introduced Avi to two pretty ladies...immersed in their conversation

Meet Haritha Akka and Ratna...Jake said

Who are u calling Akka...we're of the same age... mocked Haritha

From behind a voice could be heard PPAkka

Ratna started throwing ROFL balloons at Ravi...This guy was something else...He flitted from one area to another like a butterfly...Gosg people like her would need 10 glasses of Boost to keep up with this monkey

Avi then got introduced to Bidaaii sisters, Honey lime Usha , Lavanyaz. Vithya , Shalini...Very friendly bunch...

Mel then came and introduced Avi to the birthday girls...Thet both smiled and welcomed her...There was also a tinge of sadness in their faces...Why...Let AVI find the issue regarding thesadness and solve it

Readers...this is a figment of my imagination...Second post coming up soon

Chechi Kallaki

Originally posted by: melonie

Chechi Kallaki

Me with my pig tails ...yes I am glad I could introduce you to the two pests 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ama la a conjoined twin with Mallika 🤣 🤣 🤣 Jada with Baywatch girls 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

You are so good chechi 🤗

Why are Melu and Radha sad 😲 lets all throw cake at them 🤣 😉

Chechi please write the next part soon 😃

Originally posted by: melonie

Chechi Kallaki

Me with my pig tails ...yes I am glad I could introduce you to the two pests 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ama la a conjoined twin with Mallika 🤣 🤣 🤣 Jada with Baywatch girls 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

You are so good chechi 🤗

Why are Melu and Radha sad 😲 lets all throw cake at them 🤣 😉

Chechi please write the next part soon 😃

Originally posted by: avivakirk

Thank u MOLU for your encouraging words and lovely emoticons!

Mention not Chechi

Originally posted by: avivakirk

Originally posted by: avivakirk

ssForum CHANGE

Avi walked far from home...she thought she knew the path...had walked for umpteen number of years through this path and thought she knew it like the back of her hand..Looks like she was lost...never mind she would find her way out...somebody is bound to come her way.Wished she hadn't been so caught up and loosing herself in the breath taking view of the golden reddish orange hues of the countryside...

Trin tring...sound of a bicycle bell...at last somebody to help her...A young lad 18 years of age looking like Tamil naadan Ajit came by...Something strange was stuck to him...on closer inspection looked like that girl😕😲..the one who was always in the news...what was her name...Hmm remembered Mallika ...the boy was looking adoringly at her...😕😕

He said ''HI''Avi smiled at the young lad and asked him for directions...':I speak only broken Engleeesh and Tamalglish...Both my akkas speake goode Englishe...U come...I no come please come...Avi had no course other than following the conjoined couple

Walked a little bit but was happy to see a brightly coloured building ...It looked freshly painted ...lots of autumn flowers planted and arranged in neat rows, blooming in profusion met her sight...Sign on the Tea shop read..'SSFORUM TEA SHOP''...Avi sighed in relief...at last she could get something for her parched throat

Walking into the shop she was met by a strange sight...The whole place was decorated with brightly coloured streamers and balloons..Lilac gauzy curtains danced to the tune of the incoming breezes...The spacious corner was divided into three sections ...Each section colour coded was decorated very nicely...Beautiful girls sat behind each table loaded with goodies and balloons with brightly coloured water in them had painted ROFL'S all over them...Hmm interesting observed Avi ...all of them lost in intense discussion...The tune of latest hit Kolaveri de was playing in the background

All of a sudden a handsome young man sauntered in with a mischevious grin and a chef's hat on his head...walked to where avi was and shook her hand...His T-shirt had all Bay watch babies splattered on it...signs of a ladies man

''I'm Jake the chef...Welcome to SS forum tea shop...Today we have only specials...It's a special day for us...''

Is it your anniversary...Avi asked

No ...it's our Managers birthday celebration...two sisters one settled in Canada and one in Norway are celebrating their birthdays , Jake volunteered

From far end of the room came a young beautiful girl with pigtails with sprightly steps bounced across the room followed by the young lad pulling her pigtails...

'Stop it Amal u the young girl cried in mock anger

Hai I'm Melonie the young girl introduced herself.''what's this Jada talking. He's a pest and this Ravi is another pest she volunteered

Both the boys pulled at her pigtails and she walked off in anger

Jake asked Avi to follow him and introduced Avi to two pretty ladies...immersed in their conversation

Meet Haritha Akka and Ratna...Jake said

Who are u calling Akka...we're of the same age... mocked Haritha

From behind a voice could be heard PPAkka

Ratna started throwing ROFL balloons at Ravi...This guy was something else...He flitted from one area to another like a butterfly...Gosh people like her would need 10 glasses of Boost to keep up with this monkey

Avi then got introduced to Bidaaii sisters, Honey lime Usha , Lavanyaz. Vithya , Shalini...Very friendly bunch...

Mel then came and introduced Avi to the birthday girls...They both smiled and welcomed her...There was also a tinge of sadness in their faces...Why...Let AVI find the issue regarding the sadness and solve it

Readers...this is a figment of my imagination...Second post coming up soon