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Posted: 13 years ago

#1081

A fat man wanted to see how much he weighs and stepped on the electronic weighing machine. The machine printed: One at a time please! 🤣

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Sweety

@SweetyGreen

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1082

Man 1: I know that she is ugly but not as much as I thought.
Man 2: What happened?
Man 1: She had to spend six hours in the beauty parlor just to get an estimate. 🤣

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Sweety

@SweetyGreen

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1083

Neighbor 1: I think that it was the Smith's wedding anniversary yesterday.

Neighbor 2: How do you know that?

Neighbor 1: There was 2 minutes of silence in their house yesterday.😆

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Sweety

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1084

Woman to her friend: My husband and I were happy for 25 years and then we met. 🤣

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Sweety

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1085

A signboard outside a restaurant said:

"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".

A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".

The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill". 🤣

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Sweety

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1086

A king offered half his kingdom or a 1000 kilos of gold or his daughter's hand in marriage if any brave man could cross a river full of poisonous snakes and crocodiles.

No one volunteered but one young man jumped in to the river and crossed it without any difficulty.

The king asked:
"What do you want brave man, half of my kingdom?"

The man said: "No your majesty"

King: "Then the 1000 kilos of gold?"

Man: "No your majesty"

King: "Then my daughter's hand in marriage?"

Man: "No your majesty"

King: "Then what is it that you want?"

Man: "The name of the person who pushed me in the river". 🤣

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Sweety

@SweetyGreen

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1087

A matchmaker was telling to a young but poor man,

"There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowed who owns a fortune and is looking for a young man to marry. She is gentle and also has a twenty year old daughter."

The man said,
"I would rather marry the daughter in that case".

The matchmaker replied,
"But if you marry the daughter, you will get an irritating and ugly old hag for a mother-in-law". 🤣

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Sweety

@SweetyGreen

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1088

Santa: My friend said that he became a millionaire by listening to my advice.
Banta: Wow! Thats great.
Santa: He also said that if I hadn't given him the advice he would have become a billionaire. 😆

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Sweety

@SweetyGreen

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1089

Santa: I am feeling very unwanted. I don't think anyone in this world wants me.

Banta: Why don't you murder a couple of people and rob the bank. You will be very much wanted all over. 🤣

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Sweety

@SweetyGreen

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1090

Doctor: Tell me what is your problem.
Patient: I want to live for a hundred years Doctor.
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you drink?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Any girls...
Patient: No, not at all.
Doctor: If you don't smoke, don't drink and also no girls, why the @&*k do you want to live for a hundred year 🤣

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