Virat sneeks into Preeto's room. The lights were off and Preeto was still awake. Preeto suddenly saw a shadow of someone. She was about to scream when Virat covered her mouth with his hands. Virat- abhi maat chilana.
Virat turned the lights on. Preeto was really happy to see him. Preeto- tum.
Virat- ha mein.
Preeto- lekin keyse aur kab aur kyun.
Virat- tere saat ladne ki list baanakar aya hon.
Preeto- ek minute kissene tujhe dekha.
Virat- ha Simran aur Rajbeer ne.
Preeto- phir tune kya kaha.
Virat- yahi key mein tera patti hon.
Preeto- unhone kya kaha.
Virat- nothing.
Preeto- tumhare dimag mein bakwas atti bhi kaha se hai.
Virat- yeh toh soch key meri bakwas sonu wale bhi key se honga.
Preeto- BJ PAPAJI ISHU DI BANI SONU YAHA AO!
Virat- mein tujhe screaming contest mein hara sakta hon.
Preeto- nahi kar sakte.
Virat- accha dekh... RAJBEER SIMRAN SAB YAHA AO!
Preeto- even tha.
Virat- i clearly won.
Preeto- in your dreams.
Meanwhile everyone rushed to Preeto's room. Ishu- kya hua kyun chala rahe ho.
Ishu stops as soon as she sees Virat. Bani- ap
Virat- nahi nahi mera bhoot hai.
Rajbeer and Simran come too. Rajbeer- tum yaha keyse ae.
Virat- stairs kyun tum spiderman ki tarah wall se chipak key atte ho.
Preeto- okay okay mein jaanti hon key Virat ne Rajbeer aur Simran key saath waha niche masak kiya hai lekin sach yeh hai key Virat mere patti NAHI hai aur meri massi ka betta hai. Mera cousin hai.
Simran- o what a relief mujhe patta tha key tumhari taste itna boora nahi ho sakta.
Virat starts talking in a gay voice- omg tumhara yeh outfit toh kitna spectacular hai kaha se liye mujhe kud key liye bhi ek buy karna. (goes back to his normal voice) NOT
Rajbeer laughs- yeh comeback mere dimag mein aaj tak nahi aya.
Virat- thank u Rajbeer. Okay so iss bhaar proper introduction karte hai Mein Virat Tendon hon aur ek psychiatric hon.Mein Ishmeet se 6 mahene baada hon aur Preeto se 4 1/2 saal baada. Tum Rajbeer air force officer Dhruv aur Jogi key saath. Simran US se fashion designing kar key ae hai. Well pretty much mein tum sab ke baare mein sab kuch jaanta hon.
Jogi- accha toh meri aur Jassi ki shaadi keyse hue.
Virat- tumhara sangeet hua lekin family walo key bich problems hue aur phir tumhari shaadi choud di. Lekin fir Rajbeer Preeto aur Dhruv ne tumhari madat ki thi aur tum donu ney bhaaj key shaadi ki thi
Preeto- yeh baat toh meine tumhe nahi baatae.
Virat turns around Preeto- mein Amritsar mein nahi rehta lekin mujhe sab kuch baataney key liye sirf tu akeli nahi hai. Aur bhi jasoos hai mere.
Virat goes to Amrita and picks her up from Bj- aur yeh hai Amrita. Jogi aur Jassi ki betti.
Jassi- hanji
Virat gives the baby back to Bj because Mamaji is holding on to his ear. Mamaji- ben dey takkey kaha maar gaya tha tu itne dino tak.
Virat- o mein toh Mumbai mein kam karta hon na.
Mamaji- ha aur Preeto ko letters lik ta hai lekin hume nahi
Virat- Mamaji woh toh Preeto ne pehle likhna suro kiya tha aur fir meine likha aur yeh hai bhi itni kanjos hai sirf ek letter ek page ka likhti hai woh bhi poorey ek maheney key liye.
Preeto- excuse me Virat meri bhi koi life hai
Virat- arrey meri maa mein tere pair cho ta hon Mamaji ko bol na kan choude.
Preeto- thik hai thik hai Mamaji iss weakling ko choud do kyunki yeh bhaut nasuk hai na maar jaega.
Mamaji lets go of his ear. Virat- how dare u mujhe nasuk keyse kaha. Mere muscles dekhe hai na.
He said that as he showed off his muscles.
Preeto- accha bhaut strong ho.
Virat nods. Preeto- thik hai toh fir... ha yaha pe tin tin air force officers hai un mein se ek key saath lad ke jeet key dekhao. Mein maanjaongi.
Virat has a tensed look on his face. Simran takes advantage of that- ha Virat humarey Rajbeer se lad ke dekhao.
Virat in a squeaking voice says- Rajbeer, well okay hum fir khabhi arm wrestling karengay.
Rajbeer- kyun lets do boxing.
Virat- boxing campion tha mein college mein lekin patta nahi kyun jab ek officer se ladne ka waqt atta hai na tab nervous ho jatta hon.
Preet- han han han tum toh sirf naam key boxer hon kuch nahi kar sakte.
Virat- whatever.
Edited by unknownunknown - 13 years ago