..::Genda Phool of the Week:Shounak::.. - Page 14

Originally posted by: Armu4eva

Questions..

krrrazzzy kiya re:

---How many strands of hair do u have? (Yes the count) 🤣98571545565984 strands 😉As if you're going to come here and count?🤣

---What will be ur weight in space?In Space,you will weigh nothing since it doesnt have gravity😊

---When its summer in the North Pole its __________ in the South Pole? 🤔Its winter in the South pole.It happens since the Earth is tilted..so when the North pole is tilted towards the sun it has summer while the South pole is tilted away from the sun hence it has winter..and vice versa.

---The Earth is a 'GOL' (circle) 'MATOL' (ellipse) or a Hyperbola?I first knew the earth was a sphere but later came to know its an ellipsoid!😆btw why the GOL and MATOL in caps?😡

---How will u fit an Elephant in a Fridge which already has a Bandar inside ?Haha...You wont be able to fit the Elephant in the fridge due to space constraints as the fridge will be fit with the food the Elephant needs to consume along with the bananas the bndar inside the Elephant lives!🤣

Padhai/Likhai types: (since i heard u gonna b a hi flyer CA soon)

---Difference between Profit & Loss and Cash Flow statements-Profit and Loss Statement is a statement prepared under Single Entry System of Accounting where the profits and losses of a business is ascertained at the end of the accounting period whereas a Cash Flow statement is prepared to ascertain the flow of cash in or out of the business using the balance sheet at the end of the accounting year!(wow i still remember the definitions😆)

---Difference between Mean, Median and Average-According to statistics,Mean is the expected value of a random variable,Median is the value which seperates the higher half of the sample population from the lower half and Mode is the numerical value which occurs frequently in a probability distribution

---Difference in the degrees given by ICAI and ICWAI-ICAI is for chartered Accountancy Course whereas ICWAI is for Cost Accountancy Course

---Who specifies Repo and reverse Repo rates?Reserve Bank of india.

---What is hedging?I'll say in layman's language,it is the investing of the money you have in order to reduce the risk of losses.

Dil/Dosti...(about the forum-ates) (Name one/max two SGPian)

--Sabse Teekhi Mirchi of the forum? (Gusewala/wali)Sheemu di

--Shahed se Meethi Mithai of the forum? (Sweet)Vipra

--Oye Khotaaa of the forum? (Nutcase)Oye Khotaaa...your potaaa🤣Rubal

--Dil main hai tu...! (Closest bud)Shwetha and Harika

--Tera peecha na main chodunga soniye.. (Thick as thieves close buds of the forum)YOU!🤗

Director Shounak ... bhejega ... in SGPians ko in movies mein

(Name the SGPian who u want shall replace the below actor/s from the below movies and why?)

--- Sholay (Famous Thakur-Gabbar scene)Laxmi di as thakur and Sheema di as gabbar!😆

--- Munnabhai MBBS (Sanjay Dutt -- Arshad Warsi Jail scene)tejesh Bhai and Rubal

--- Dabanggg (Sallus phamous -- Itne Ched karenge scene..)CruellaPooja di😆

--- 3 Idiots (Silencer speech)Shwetha🤣coz she doesnt know hindia...dhardhariya padam...thuchuk thuchuk!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

---DDLJ (SRK streching his arms as Kads runs to hold it scene..)Rubal and Shonu baby🤣..Tujhe dekha to ye jaana sanam pyaar hota hai deewana sanam..ab is forum se kahan jaaye hum..teri rubber mein mar jaaye hum🤣

Pict-o-mania

--- What do u see in this pic?

A woman turning her face to the side with a feather cap+A bandar like creature with a grin putting his fist near his mouth😕

-- No. of animals in this pic is???

26+Tanu di🤣

-- No. of faces in the pic??

7 faces??🤔

Hope u havent lost 2 more strand of hair seeing the questions.. 🤣Nope!😛The questions were really interesting to answer!😃

Originally posted by: Feefi

Hi shounak!! I'm here with my questions...i wanted to ask waayyy more but i'm too tired to come up with more...so just answer these...i'll think if i wanna ask some more or not...so here are my questions: No need to ask more!Please be inactive till September!😆

Name:as if you dont know!or else you choroed from some site!😆

Place of birth:Kolkata,West Bengal,India(Incase your geography is poor)😆

Place of residence:Jaipur,Rajasthan,India😆

Weather-related questions...

How is the weather today?Moderate!Cooler se chala jaa raha hai😆

When did it rain last time?A week ago!😡Damn the weather became so cool at the end of june...It was raining everyday!pata nahin kya hua!😭

Have you been through a hurricane/cyclone? If yes, describe your experience in two proper sentences.Nope.I havent experienced one proper cyclone.hurricane coz i usually was at my home at that time😆

Have you been through a snow-storm? If yes, describe your experience in one sentence.YES YES!In Rohtangpass and Darjeeling!Amazinggg😍I had a memorable experience in darjeeling coz it was actually my birthday and there was a snow storm while I was cutting my cake😆So yay!No expenses for foam sprays!🤣

Is it windy outside right now?Yes it is..but hot air!

Approximate the temperature?Its evening here now so maybe its around 29/30 degrees

Are you sitting under a fan or without one?Yes!But now seeing the number of questions you have asked,me gonna switch on the AC!😈You know why dont you?😈Hehahaha!*evil grin*

Where are you sitting right now?Infront of the computer!🤓

Besides your computer, what's the first thing that you see in front of you?Water bottle😆

Now turn your neck to the right, what do you see there?Books!🤓

Now turn to the left, what do you see there?Cupboard😆

Now turn back, what do you see there?Toilet!🤣

Look down now, what do you see?Floor🤪

Now look up, what do you see?Ceiling

Just comment about something that comes to your mind:Let me upload my room's picture and paste it to Fa..?😲...Feefi's wall!🤣

For the following colors, tell me a thing that is around you in that color'if you don't see anything, then write what comes to your mind when you hear that particular color'

Red:My desk

Green:The switch of my CPU!😆

Blue:Facebook tab on my browser screen😆

Purple:Water bottle

Yellow:My desk

Pink:The door mat lying on the floor has a shade of pink😆

Orange:The DSL light on my modem!😆

Grey:My CPU

White:My T shirt😆

Black:My hair😆

Brown:My keyboard drawer

Teal:Calm

Turquoise:Cool

Lavender:A moov spray bottle😆

Magenta:The Wassup TV flash banner on the IF site!😆

Any other color that hasn't been mentioned and you see in your room? Yellow.My bag full of CDs😆

Ohh well,i realised,I have so many things in my room having so many colours!😆

School related Questions:

Have you ever cheated? If yes, when and why and how? Did you get caught?Nope.never cheated every in my life😊

What's your favorite subject?Accountancy

What's the connection between English and Mathematics?When you write the word mathematics,you write it using english alphabets😆

Would you rather get a perfect score on an easy test or do decent on a hard test?Perfect score on a easy test!Who will know whether the test is easy or hard😆

Describe your school/college experience so far in 10 sentences. I have had one of the most amazing school/college experience.I have got to meet SO many people throughout my school and college life.I have been into like 12 schools and 2 colleges till now.I have been to schools in Kolkata,Chennai,Delhi,Assam,bangalore.i have been to 2 colleges in bangalore and Jaipur😆I got to meet people from such diverse cultures and traditions-credit:My school.And now I can easily complete 10 sentences once I start naming all the schools I have studied so far😆.

You ever had good-looking teachers/professors? Yes

Tell me one thing that you learned in school last semester?To make handmade paper😆

Do you like school?I miss school a LOTTT😭

Is your school coed or not? If yes, do you prefer to talk/sit with people your own gender or opposite? Yes.I have always studied in a co ed school.In the first few years,I prefered sitting with people of my gender coz we had this Boys/Girls kinda stupid thing😆but later the gender hardly mattered.I used to sit anywhere i got a place😆

Did you ever have a crush on someone at school? If yes, did you tell that person? Nope.Never had any crush on any student/teacher

Did anyone have a crush on YOU? If yes, how do you know?Nope.i dont think so😕

Comment on teachers'I have been lucky to have the best teachers as my class teachers every academic year.they were very encouraging and inspiring😊

Do you prefer male or female teachers?Gender no bias untill and unless heshe can TEACH!😆

Write 5 different sentences on something school related that has not been mentioned above.

.I used to love the snakcs break in my primary schools😆

I used to love the lunch breaks in my secondary schools😆

I used to love the short breaks we had in high scool😆

I used to love the lunch breaks I had in high school😆

I used to and still love the short breaks here in college!😆

Choose ONE and explain WHY you chose that option??

Rice/Roti:Rice anytime..c'mon..u asking a bong WHY he likes rice?🤣

Red/Green:Red...I think things looks really beautiful in red...anything in red just stands out from the rest😊

Book/Movie:Movie .Coz I get to know about the climax within 3 hours😆

Trophy/Medal:Trophy...😳Show off you see!🤣

TV/Computer:Computer...coz you can watch TV in computer too😆

Arms/legs:Arms😆coz when you have nothing you can atleast use arms for collecting alms😆

Hands/feet:Hands.You majorly do half of your work using hands

Pen/pencil:Pen.Since you cant erase it easily.

Eating/cooking:Eating😆coz cooking is done by mom😕😆

Water/soda/juice:Water!Nothing can quench your thirst than water!

Winter/summer:Winter...coz I cant stand the sun!

Suhana/BM:Suhana for being the dumb cum immature cum innocent girl she was since march 1 2010.In short for being consistent!

Alok/KK:Alok...he has better control over his children

Dadaji/dadiji:dadaji...for accepting BM as his daughter and not as his bahu

Rano/Radha bua:radha Bua...for the depth in the charachter+Sadia

Disha/Rajni:rajni...coz i really like Bhairavi raichura's acting(except when she laughs)😆

OK so you have to power to change'what would you change about for the following members' it can be anything'

Shounak:Impatience

rest i wouldnt change anything coz i am happy with the way my friends are here on IF😊

Shweta:

Rubal:

Harika:

Feefi

Keenu:

SheemU di:

SheemA di:

Tejesh bhaiyya:

Ekta:

Meenu:

Renu:

Febs

Nets

Manju

Gauri

Sachi

Himanshu bhaiyya

Tanu di

Laxmi di

Add more members if you would like'

So now you can cook anything from everything'what would you cook for the following members? You HAVE to cook, there is no option of "won't cook"'you can include anything edible.😆 you can cook more than 1 dish 😉

Shounak:Biriryani😛

Shweta:Pizza😆

Rubal:Fish curry😆

Harika:Karela juice!😆

Feefi:NOTHING!😡🤣Bhuke pet raho for asking me these questions

Keenu:Makhan ki roti aur sarson da saag😆

SheemU di:Ilish maach!😉

SheemA di:Shahi tukda!

Tejesh bhaiyya:Bread omlette😆

Ekta:Mango Shake

Meenu:Wait I'll see what Akshara prepares in YRKKH(since she is always in the rasoi thruout the show😕😆)..and cook that for her😆

Renu:Chicken kabab😆

Febs:Appam Stew!😉

Nets:Dhokla😛

Manju:Chowmien😆

Gauri:I would bake a cake

Sachi:thepla!

Himanshu bhaiyya:Dal bati Churma

Tanu di:Banana shake!🤣

Laxmi di:puliyogere!

Add more members if you would like'

Vipra:Chole bature

Sanaya di:Pizza😉

More random questions:

What was the last dream that you saw?You will be the next genda phool!😈

Name 3 things that you love.My computer,camera and PVR.

Name 3 things that you dislike/hate in this world.Bimbos,Hypocrites and Liars

Favorite pass time activity?Reading and eating😆

Are you annoyed by my questions? Why or why not?I am annoyed by your number of questions coz I am skipping SGP to answer these😆

Do you want more weird questions from me? Why or why not?Nope.I dont want any more questions coz you promised to be inactive till september.So please chale jao!😆

Not considering your wants and desires, should I post more questions for you? Why or why not?😆Nope!

I'll answer the rest afterwards.SGP time!😆

So now you have lots and lots of money'it's time for you to buy gifts for many people, what would you buy for the following members? 😉

Shounak

Shweta

Rubal

Harika

Feefi

Keenu

SheemU di

SheemA di

Tejesh bhaiyya

Ekta

Meenu

Renu

Febs

Nets

Manju

Gauri

Sachi

Himanshu bhaiyya

Tanu di

Laxmi di

Add more members if you would like'

and now, you are directing SGP...swap SGP characters with our forum members...and explain why you chose that person to do that role... you can repeat a member's name (no gender bias)

Suhana

Ishaan

Badi ma

Bade papa

dada ji

dadi ji

alok

rano

inder

ilesh

rajni

disha

sanju

KK

dolly didi

gopi kaka

radha bua

Deepak

panna

panna's MIL

raunak

S***

include more characters if you would like. 😆

Have fun answering (i hope i made em clear, if not, let me know 😆), I'll come up with more'

Originally posted by: meenakshi_16

pata nahi kaunsi manhus ghadi mein meine akshara 😡 ka naam liya tha jo ab tak voh mera picha nahi chod rahi hai...IF se lekar FB tak ...kahin bhi tum logon ke mujhe akela nahi choda😭

Originally posted by: .sb.

Why are alphabets in that orderMeaning?😕

Means, y are letters in alphabet are

a b c d e f ...

only in this order

y not in other format like on keyboard en all?