Entry by Ishaan Maniacs
Starring:-
Ishaan as Ranchhoddas Chanchad
Sharman Joshi as Raju Rastogi
R. Madhavan as Farhan Qureshi
Sanjana as Mona
Suhana as Piya
(In the original scene, Rancho, Raju and Farhan as drunk and are talking on the stairs about career, following passions etc. followed by the scene where Rancho is confessing his love to Piya. Here, in this version we have to assume that Suhan a.k.a Piya is at KK's house because Sanjana is sick and that Ishaan hasn't confessed his love for Suhana.)
Ishaan : Hein Bhagwaan utha le mujhe!!!
Farhan: Ishaan, tune CID ke 50 episodes dekhe kya? ACP Pradyuman ka dialogue kyu bol raha hein?
Raju: Ha, bol bol.
Ishaan:
Farhan: Raju, chod ise, ye kuch batane nahi wala hein.
Raju: Ha, chal chalte hein. Ishaan (facing him) tu bheta re yaha pe aur pyaar bhare sapne dekhte rehna.
Ishaan:
Raju notices that and: Ohooo, to sach mein pyaar bhare sapne dekh raha ta.
Farhan puts his hand on Ishaan's shoulders and says, "Dekh Ishaan tum mujhe bata sakte ho. Mein after all tumhare bade bhai ka dost hu.
Raju: Ha, Ishaan mujhe bhi. Hum kisi ko nahi batayenge. Promise *in a drunken state*
Ishaan: Promise?
Farhan and Raju together: Ha, promise. Hum to talli hein. Hume yaad kaha rahenga?
Ishaan: Arre ha, hum to talli hein. (and begins walking down the stairs)
Ishaan: Mein Suhana ke baare mein soch raha tha.
Farhan: Ek pal ke liye bhi Suhana ke baare mein soche bina nahi rah sakta?
Raju: Jab insaan ko sacha pyar hota hein to aisa hi hota hein. tumne to kabhi pyar nahi kiya na. Tumhe kya maloom pyar kya hota hein?
Farhan: Meine bhi pyaar kiya hein.
Ishaan: Aapne bhi?
Farhan: Mein to expert hu.
Raju: Ha, to Mr. Expert ji, to aapki Girl Friend ka naam kya hein?
Farhan: Tumhe kyu batao?
Farhan(turning to Ishaan): Batao tum kya soch rahe the?
Ishaan whispers something in his ears.
Farhan: Acha! Bas itna hi baat?
Ishaan: Ha (nodding his head)
Farhan: Thik hein to main tumhe batata hu. Sabse pehle -
Raju: Mein bhi, mein bhi.
Farhan: Acha thik hein. Dekh Ishaan, sabse pehle apne knees par bhet jana, phir use batana ki... ek minute. Tumhe Suhana se pyar kab hua?
Ishaan: Jab meine use pehli baar dekha tha tab.
Farhan: Acha, to apne knees par bhet jana phir uska hath pakadna aur phir kehna, "Suhana, jab meine tumhe pehli baar dekha tha tab mujhe tumse pyaar ho gaya. Suhana, mein tumse pyaar karta hu. Mein tumhare bina nahi reh sakta".
Raju: Kya bakwaas kar raha hein (Ishaan looks at Raju) Yeh kitna filmy lines maar raha hein, kuch original idea nahi hein kya? Think original. Original.
Raju: Dekh Ishaan, tu uska hath pakad and use apni dil ki baat bol de.
Ishaan: Par agar Suhana nahi mani to? Agar usne mujhe maara to? Usne kisi ko bataya to?
Farhan: Tu premi hein ki anadi? Mujhe bharosa hein ki wo tujhse pyaar karti hein. Uske aakhon mein sab dikhta hein.
Ishaan (looking at both of them): sachi mein?
Raju and Farhan together: Ha.
Farhan: Ab ja, bata use.
Ishaan nods his head and leaves.
----- At the KK residence----
(Ishaan took a taxi from the college to the KK residence. He then climbed the wall and jumped in through the window into Suhana's room.)
Ishaan jumped into the room. Suhana startled at the noise. Ishaan goes and holds Sanjana's hand.He thinks she is Suhana)
Ishaan: Suhana, shhh.. Mein Ishaan. Chilana mat. Please, Shanti Massi uth jayegi.
Suhana is trying to free her hands.
Ishaan: Suhana please. Mujhe tumse sirf ek baat karni hein. *takes a deep breath* Suhana, jab meine tumhe pehli baar Boltanganj mein dekha , mujhe tumse pyaar ho gaya. Suhana, I love you. Mein tumhare bina nahi ji sakta.
Suhana: Ishaan tumne kitni Hindi movies dekhi. Itne saare filmy dialogues? Its OTT Ishaan. Seriously, OMG!!!
Ishaan: Suhana mein koi bhi movie ka dialogue nahi dekh raha. Mein sach bol raha hu. I love you Suhana.
Suhana: Ishaan just stop it!!
Sanjana sits up. Ishaan is shocked to see her.
Sanjana: Didi, jeeju loves you. He isn't acting filmy at all. He loves you. How cool.
Suhana: Sanju ki bachi, stop it. I don't like it.
Ishaan stands and moves away from Sanjana and Suhana.
Ishaan: I am sorry. Mein chala jaata hu.
Sanju: Jeeju, ek minute. (and then whispers something in her ears.)
Suhana: Ishaan, tum yaha kaise aaye? Aur tum mere room mein kya kar rahe ho?
Sanju: Didi, mein mere room mein jaati hu.
Suhana: Nahi, tum rukho. Agar phirse thunder ho gaya to?
Ishaan: Thunder.
Suhana: Sanju ko thunder se dar lagta hein. Isiliye she was sleeping in my room.
Sanju: Didi, mein sach mein jaa rahi hu. (faces Ishaan) Jeeju I won't tell anything to anybody. Aap log baat kijiye. (she leaves)
Suhana: behto (and makes space for him.)
Ishaan sits on the corner of the bed and looks down.
Suhana: Ishaan, do you really mean everything you said?
Ishaan stays mum.
Suhana: Ishaan tell me. I want to know.
Ishaan: Ha (very very softly)
Suhana holds Ishaan's face and says, "Sach mein?"
Ishaan: (looks at her nervously): Ha (and looks to his right to avoid seeing her).
Suhana suddenly hugs Ishaan and doesn't leave him.Ishaan is surprised.
Suhana: Tumne itne din wait kyu kiya? Pehle nahi bata sakte the? I love you too Ishaan.
Suhana stops hugging him and asks, "Tumne itne din wait kyu kiya? Pehle kyu nahi bataya?
Ishaan avoids meeting her eyes: Suhana, mujhe dar lagta tha ki tum mujhse pyar nahi karti. Mein tumhe khona nahi chahta tha.
Suhana looks at him : Aww... mera bholu ko dar lag gaya.
She is about to kiss him when she smells that Ishaan is drunk.
Suhana: Ishaan, are you drunk?
Ishaan suddenly realises that he drank earlier that night. He is worried that she would scream at him.
Suhana stares at Ishaan angrily," Mr. Ishaan Kashyap, mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi. Agar tumne mujhe I love you kaha to that does not mean ki tum pee kar ghar aao and main tumhe maaf kardo. Ishaan stand up!!"
Ishaan stands up and stand in front of her.
Suhana: Ab, tum 20 sit ups karo.
Ishaan: Suhana, I am sorry. Please -
Suhana: Ishaan shut up. Chalo sit ups karo.
Ishaan begins.
Suhana: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
She suddenly takes a pillow and throws it at Ishaan.
Ishaan takes the pillow and looks at her: Ab, ye pillow kyu maara?
Suhana: Ye tumhare punishment hein. Itne din ke baad I love you bolne ke liye.
Ishaan looks at her and smiles. Suhana smiles back.
Suhana: Ab jaao. Shanti Massi ne tumhe dekh liya to problem ho jayega (and she pushes him)baaki punishment me tumhe ghar aake dungi.
Ishaan: ok, par mein kal aaunga.
Suhana: ab jaao.
Ishaan leaves the room and Suhana folds her hands facing the window smiling to herself.
~THE END~
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah
Tum Se Tum Tak
