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** Hello, Hi, Salaam Namastey, Satsriyakal**
Jiska SGP-ians ko tha intezar..
Jiske liye... Shwets-Haaki ka dil hai bekaraar
Woh ghadi aa gai ..aa gai...kyunki...
Team - Miss Matched
are here 😎
*Inder/ Elesh / Deepak are greeted with huge round of claps at the SGP-forum*👏
3 hai MISS-Matched Bhai --- Thank you guys.. and we are proud to be represented by the three biggest NUT-cases of the SGP forum 😳
Feefs/Tanu/Ramsi --- 😭 *Khushi ke aansun thanks to the support*
Shwets/Haaki- 🤔
Feefs/Tanu/Ramsi --- Oopsie... Now heres a lil about us..!! 😳
Who we are,
Talkative, Indolent and Reserved,
This is who we are, complicated yet unique 😳
Inder or Feefi,
Both are ready to renounce their SILENCE for anyone 🤓
Elesh or Tanu,
Both are ready to renounce their work for SLEEP 😉
Deepak or Ramsi,
Both are ready to renounce their attitude for SIMPLICITY 😊
Thus we are, Miss-Matched in personality, united in purpose!😳
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Please Note that the following is Adult Material...So please read it only if you are above 21...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aadarniya Bhaiyon aur aap sabki pyaari dulaari Behno ko humaara saadar pranaam.😉
Ab hum aap sab se humaare bare mein kya kahein😉?...Jitna bhi kahenge kum hee hoga..Amaa Yaar personality hee aisee hai. Chalo koi nahin, shuruvaat karte hai ek bahut hee jyaada prachalit baat se jo pure chawri bazaar ke log maante hai:
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"Yahaan se Pachaas Pachaas kos door jab koi akeli ladki bahar nikalti hai, toh unki maa kehti hai mat jaa beti mat jaa varna Chawri Bazar ke Punter tumhe Cafe De Laila le jayenge."
#############################################Hum vo hai jisse har ladki darti jaroor hai,
par pyaar bhi utnaa hee karti hai.
humse door door rehti hai,
par paas aane ke sapne bhi dekhti hai.
hum hain Cafe De Laila ke baadshah urf Chawri Bazaar ke Punter,
jinke saamne paani kum chai lagta hai even dilli ka jantar mantar.
ghar ki daal hamaare halak se neeche nahin jaati,
aur sonali se jyaada rupaali hai hame jyaada bhaati.
chawri bazaar ki har ladki ko humne hai taapa aur naapa,
bhale hee khaana pada ho un sab ke sandal ka laafa.
puntergiri aur loafergiri mein humne PhD hai ki,
ab hum kya karein jab koi university deti nahin uss cheez ki degree.
har waqt pade rehte hai nukkad ke chai ki dukaan par,
aur thakte nahin Ishaan ki taang kheech kheech kar.
hum door karte hain sabki zindagi mein lagi deemak,
aur le aate hai apne andaaz mein un sabki mehfil mein rounak.
kashyap parivaar mein haseen ki goonj humhee se hai,
aur har ek musibat ki shuruvaat bhi humhee se hai.
ab toh samajh hee gaye hongay ki hum kaun hai?
Jaate jaate hum aap sabko ek mantra dete hai jisko follow karne se aapke sab dukh door ho jaayenge:
Pothi Pad Pad Jag Bhayo Pandit Bhaya Na Koye,
Dhai Akshar Prem Ke Pade So Pandit Hoye.
(agar yeh doha bahut kathin hai samajhne mein toh koi baat nahin'hum abhi samjhaa dete hai:
in short apni bahu betiyon ko pandit banana ho toh Cafe'De'Laila bhejna mat bhoolna..hum sab kuch seekha denge. aapko complaint ka mouka bhi nahin denge hum.
at u'r service always'..hum chawri bazaar ke punter)
Pyaar Do Pyaar Lo
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Rubal Only 😆
Rubal ched dewe,
Rubal chutki leve,
Sasural genda phool,
Saas gaari deve,
Rubal samjha leve,
Sasural genda phool,
Chora babul ka angana,
Bhaave deraa piya ka ho,
Saas gaari deve,
Rubal samjha leve,
Sasural genda phool,
Saiyaan hai vypaari,
Chale hain pardes,
Sooratiyaan niharu, jiyara bhaari howe,
Sasural genda phool…
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They say three's a crowd , but that's untrue.......
Just Like Kashyaps in Chawdi Bazaar.......
Leo's in the sky.....
Roaring with all the might....
Her heart is wounded & torn ,
Like broken feelings , Dripping on the floor.........
You would find so many secrets & lies ,
But What You'll find the most is hard to stay strong...
Life is not so beautiful, but she will do so,
she will make it beautiful with magical scripts...
We know she will conquer emotions
As like Dadaji does saying his shayari...
Febs is in the Sea ,
Simply lively and smiling all the way......
Our heart races when we hear her voice ,
And Slows when she is silent........
Perfection is not always perfect,
But still she is there to help.....
Laughing and smiling
As like our Sweet Manju Aunty......
Nets is like Earth,
That holds all of us together.....
Watching her life fall apart,
Just Because someone broke her heart......
Now there is just a Scar ,
Where one hurt too deep......
When nothing in her life seams to go right ,
She banish the night & replace it with the Smile......
Thats why we love and respect her
As like our pillar of Kashyaps....Badi Maa.....
Sky, that soars upon unwearied wings;
Sea, that is glad in what it does and brings;
And Earth that outreaches to the humblest things;
When these 3 are together then
That trio is gonna be
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Here comes the triple
Bohat Dair Ke Meherbaan Aatai Aatai
Kiya Kartai Dair Ho gaye Khana Khatay Khatay
Dil Thaan Lo Kay Ab Aagai Maidaan May
( S for Sheema, S for Sam , S for Shehreen)We will Sizzle you with our charm with out doing any harm.
Here we gooooooooooooo
Naam Hai Mera Sheema Par Khelati hon Venture
Kar Daiti Hon Har Episode Ka Anchaar Paanchar
Main Ho Jo Khati Hon Galiyaan
Padtee Hai Mujh Ko Kabhi Taaliyan
Mujhay Pehchaniyee Mai Hon yahan
Serail Meray Baagair Ban Nahi Sakta
SGP par Aaj Kaal Mera Zoor Nahi Hai Chalta
Main hon Jis Nay Diya Maha Episode Of Acchi Bahu
Aray CV hon mai , Aray May He Toh Hon!!!!
Here Comes the Second SizzlerNaam Maira Hai Sam
cool dude I am
Eilaish is my second name
IF mai hai mera fame.
Mai Khataa Hon Mano Mun
Ziyada Nahi Eik do TON
Kaam Say Aata hai mujhay bhukaar
Office mai jaata hon baikaar
team hamari hai mazaidaar
Daloo hamaray galay mai jeet ka haar.
Last But Not The Least , OUR CHOTA PACKET
Jab say dheka mainay SGP
Ho gai Mai Toh Meethi Meethi see
Naam Mera hai Shehreen jee
Par pyar say kahiyee Meethi jee
Main Hon Sheema jee ka chota packet
par cheez ho mai bilkul rocket
Kar dongee sab ke chutee mai
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Three friends are sitting on the Sofa watching TV. *Camera zooms to TV*
TV is showing Jab We Met movie.
Sushmi: Agar isme Jay Soni hota to kitna acha hota.
Manju: Ya, OMG!! It would be so cool.
Smiley: No, not really. Agar Jay usme hota to Febs to Kareena ka khoon karne jaati na
Manju: Oh ya.
Sush: But
*Ding Dong* the door rings.
Smiley: Ji?
Interviewer: Mam, we are from Star Plus. Mam, we want to talk to the Ishaan sisters (Note: NOT Ishaan's sisters)
Sushmi: Ya, that's us.
Manju: So, what?
Interviewer: We are doing a show tomorrow live at 6.00pm. Can you please come to our studio. We will be having Jay Soni with us too.
In their minds,
*OMG!! Jay Soni*
Sushmi: Ya, sure, definitely.
Smiley: We love interviews.
Manju: Interviews dena humara kartavya hein.
Next day, at the studio.
Interviewer: Hello and welcome to "Meet the stars" Aaj hum milne waale hein, Sasuraal Genda Phool ke show se Jay Soni a.k.a Ishaan and Ishaan sisters ke band se.
Interviewer: Welcome (facing the stars)
Manju: *Looking at Jay* Thank you so much.
Smiley: Absolutely.
Sushmi: Ya, I'm lovin' it and I am not the brand ambassador for McDonald's.
Jay: Thank you for inviting *noticing the fact that the girls are looking at him.
Interviewer: Let's start the interview with you.
Jay: No, Ladies first. Please start with them. Manju why don't you start?
Manju: Me, OMG!! sure. (heart) *Febs - (heart break)* 🥺
Sushmi and Smiley kind of angry.
Interviewer: To hume pata chala hein ki aap IF ke member hein.
Manju: Ya, but a few forums only.
Interviewer: and also SGP forum.
Manju: Ya *looking at Jay*
Interviewer: Humare spies ne hume bataya ki aap stories likthe hein.
Manju: Ya (in her mind: Crap!)
Interviewer: Hum chahte hein ki aap apna FF sign karke Jay Soni ko present kare.
Manju: ya, sure. *Takes the book, signs it and gives it to Jay*
Jay reads the note and smiles. *Suspense hein bhai*
Interviewer:Now let's talk to Sushmi.
Interviewer: Meine suna hein ki aap bhi IF ki member hein?
Sushmi: Ji ha!!
Interviewer: aur aap siggy's banati hein?
Sushmi: *looks at Jay* and smiles
Interviewer: Hum chahte hein ki aap apna favorite siggy sign kar Jay ko present kare.
Sushmi: sure *takes the paper and signs it*
Jay reads the note and smiles. *Ye bhi suspense hein*
Interviewer: Ab aa rahi hein humari Smiley jinka naam sunte hi aap smile karne lagte hein.
Smiley: smiles.
Jay: smiles (Febs ka truck full of heart breaks). 🥺
Interviewer: Humne suna hein ki aap doctor hein?
Smiley: ya, I am Dr.Smiley.
Interviewer: to kya aap SGP mein third doctor ka role karengi?
Smiley: *thinks for a while* No.
Jay: why? (surprisingly)
Smiley: because I love Ishaan and I can't tell him that Suhana can die (Awww.....)
Jay: That's so sweet.
Smiley blushes.
Interviewer: Aage ke liye dekhte rahiye Meet the stars. Milte hein break ke baad.
Interviewer: *After the break* Welcome back to Meet the Stars.
Interviewer: Jay Soni ne aap ke liye ek poem likha hein. He wants to present you that.
Girls smile and take the poem and start blushing. 😳
Poem:
Meri pyaari sgpians,aaj mein aapko apni team mates ke mulaqat karata hu
mili lijiye humare pehli team mate ko
yeh humare team mein hi nahi
balki sare IF mein hi choti hai
lekin choti bachi jaan ke na koi aankh dikhaana mat
kyunki ye akal se tej aur samajhdar lekhika hai
adbhuth kalpana aur srijansheeltha se
hum sabka dil jeeth liya hai aur apni pyaari behen banane pe majboor kiyi hai
jee ha aap sahi pehechana hai
ye hai humare bootiful Manju(aunty nahi😆) shree hai
ab doosre se mil lijiye
naam se hi humare hoton pe muskurahat lati hai
kaam se toh majedaar siggies banathi hai
apni doston ke samsyayon ka hal nikalthi hai
lekin apni aalsipan se kabhi kabhi
ye khud ek samasya ban jaati hai😆
kya karoo zorse daant bhi nahi sakti hoo
kyunki usko apni galti ka ehsaas bhi hai
ha ha pata hai aapke dimaag mein kiski naam naach rahi hai-naam uska sushmitha hein.
teesri kaun hai ?lo ji khud ko hi bhool gaya hu
aayi hu IF mein smiley banke
OMG ye kya hua,kab hua,
mein toh dabaang SGPians ke munni bangayi hu☺️
(kaise hui hu-pata hai sab sam/rubal ke dramebaaz ki nateeja hai😡)
lekin yeh munni bhi kam nahi hai
kisikeliye badnaam honewali nahi hai
zandubalm ki jagah injection denewali
doctor sahiba hu mein,filhaal meri kaam toh
shweths ki dr.shatty's se bachke rehna 😆-smiley/munni
ab ye doctor,writer,art director mein kya similarity hai?
yehi soch rahe hai na aap
woh hai humare PAAGALPAN.........(haila kya zamaana aagayi hai doctor bhi paagal bangayi hai😲
kiskeliye????
are aur kiskeliye humare pyaara sa bholu/thakur ISHAAN KASHYAP KELIYE
toh officially ban gaye hai na hum ISHAAN-MANIACS
Hello Everyone,We are the Ishaan-Maniacs
Ready to give Everyone heart attacks,
loved to get drenched in rain
put your hands together
Rajni,Disha,Inder
lovers of Ishaan are we three❤️
Febs we guess its time you climb a tree💔
Girls: Thank you so very much. It is fantastic. 😃
Jay: Oh no, Just read your notes and that's what made me write this. Hope you like it *facing the audience*
from Ishan Manics
Susmi Smiley Manju
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presents!
Ok so here comes the Phools Squad, Fear the fearless!!!😉
DRUM ROLLS! Please welcome the stars of this event'.
Here comes the limousine and the first person to come is none other than superstar :ABHI!!👏 [DADAJI] Wearing a lavishing Suit by Armani! 😆!⭐️
Abhi, the critics and analyzer with decent ratings and likes in the forum ! hes so popular that you need to fix appointment with him to even get a single reply back! Reviews are added in the analyzer list of IF! 😆!
Crowd welcomes him on red carpet as he walks in the theatre for first day firs show event!
As Abhi makes his way in theatre, here comes the second PHOOL!, paparrazi and camera flashing onto the newly arrived mercedez benz! And door opens.. and we catch glimpse of Roshini! [ALOK] wearing a beautiful dress designed by Burberry!😍
Signing the autographs on the way as she goes onto the red carpet😳
Roshini: she's very sensible, friendly, sweet phool who spreads light everywhere she goes! 😆 she's typical "daughter" girl everyone want as she knows her limits on comp and has boycotted IF till next Fri due to exam commitment!😃
As Roshini poses for the cameras, another car comes in' and attentions of crowd shifted and Next phool steps out on the red carpet!⭐️⭐️
Keenu [INDER] steps out of her audi! Wearing a stunning dress designed by burberry! 😛! Posing for pics as she walks in the theatre, in midway she meets roshini, they both hug and then pose together for the pics 😆! 
Keenu: cool-minded and happy go lucky person who believes in living life to fullest! Always exploring places to meet new people and loving every moment of such experiments! 🐷
and other chief guest are also seen for the first screening of the picture like Amitabh Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan!☺️😍
We hope the movie becomes big hit! 
Our best wishes! Phools squad is definitely going to be a blockbuster as Taran adarsh has given this movie "A MUST WATCH" tag!😆
That's all from the Red carpet! See you in theatres!😉
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