IS RAGINI LEAVING SGP?

ACT 1: The famous scene of Sholay where Jai("Shri Amitabh Bachchan") goes to Mousi with Veeru's(Dharmendra) proposal. I have adapted this scene into SGP such that Suhana goes to Shanti Massi with some arbitrary girl's proposal for KK.

People who have seen this scene will know that it was a satire. Even though Veeru has no good qualities Jai tried to suger coat such that he remains in Mousi's good books but also wants Mousi to know Veeru's real character so that she rejects the offer and Veeru is screwed.

In SGP case as Suhana doesn't want KK to get married again she tries to teach Shanti Massi a lesson by getting a match for KK who is a brat, who smokes and drinks. Suhana wants Massi to drop the KK's re marriage idea after hearing about this so called 21st century girl.

Shanti Massi (Mousi): Suhana Beta ghar mein akela mard seene pe pathar ki seal ki tarah hota hai'Kamal Kishore ka duja biyaah ho jaaye toh main chain ki saans loon

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Very true massi. OMG papa has become a burden on all of us.

Shanti Massi (Mousi): Par Suhana beta is boj ko hum kuen mein phek to nahin sakte hai naa..

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): How dare you think of throwing Dad in the kuan? By the way what is Kuan?

Shanti Massi (Mousi): Rahiman is sansar mein bhanti bhanti ke log' Main chahti hoon ki vo duja biyaah rachaaye..koi ladki nazar mein hoto bolo

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Haan hain naa'usee ke bare mein toh baat karne I have come here'

Shanti Massi (Mousi): Acha kon hai kon hai mujhe jaldi batao.. ( Masssi is very relieved hearing Suhaana is interested in KK's marriage ) ladki ka khaandaan kaisa hai , lakshan kaise hai, ghar ka kaam kaaj aata bhi hai yaa nahin, shaakaa haari hai yaa maansa haari, pooja path karti hai yaa nahin, badon ko izzat degi yaa nahin, choton ko pyaar degi ya nahin, ( In Short Typical SP Bahu)

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): lakshan toh bahut hee ache hai maasi ji'din mein soti hai aur raat mein u know what I mean pub mein rehti hai aur subah subah vodka snaan karke hee ghar aate hai'.cleanliness freak hai'..peekar ulti karti hai aur khud ke kapdo se use saaf bhi karti hai'

Shanti Massi (Mousi): Rahiman is sansar mein bhanti bhanti ke log'chi chi chi'jaldi se jaakar koi ganga jal le aao main apavitra hogayi '.Suhana beta yeh kaunsi ladki pasand kee hai tumne jo roj madira ka sevan karti hai'

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Nahin Nahin Massiji roj roj thodi naa'Roj toh vo kaam pe jaati hai naa'

Shanti Massi (Mousi): Acha toh kya kaam karti hai

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Kaam ka kya hai maasiji kabhi is dance bar toh kabhi us dance bar..Aap ko pata hee hai Mumbai mein kitne dance bar hai'.She is a bar dancer'But she is very dignified and on top of that she is independent'Yaa but depends on her dance moves though'.Suli Sudi bata rahe the she is one of the most popular bar dancers and it seems she is expert in pole dancing.

Not just dancing maasiji when she gets bored of dancing in the bars she goes to the casinos to gamble.

Shanti Massi(Mousi): Chi chi chi hey bhagwaan yeh sab sun ne se pehle main mar kyun nahin gayi'ek naachnewaali ka rishta lekar aayee ho tum mere komal kamal kishore ke liye'aur upar se juwa bhi khelti hai'chi chi chi'.

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): No No No She is not a gambler she is a practical woman'But u know naa maasiji sharaab ke nashe mein no one knows what is wrong and what is right..Its not her fault ..Its daaru's fault'.

Shanti Massi(Mousi): vaah vaah vaah '..juwaari vo sharaabi vo naachne waali vo par usme uska koi dosh nahjin,'.tum mere kamal kishore ke beti ho yaa us chudail ki'.

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): arey nahin maasiji aap is ladki ko galat samajh rahi hain'vo ek bahut achi ladki hai bahut hee pyaari aur maasum hai bechaari'ek baar iski shaadi dad se ho jaayegi toh, toh yeh sab aadate bhi choot jaayengi..they will all disappear..yeh suhana ka promise hai'

Shanti Massi(Mousi): vaah beta tum is budiya ko samjha rahi ho'bahut duniya dekhi hai maine ..yeh juwe aur sharaab ki aadat chutee hai kisiki'.

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Maasiji just give it a try..Ek baar shaadi hogayi toh vo apne 11 boyfriends se milna bhi band kar degi. Sharaab aur juwaa apne aap chut jaayega bus so simple u see'

Shanti Massi(Mousi): Haye Ram'uske 11 mardo ke saath chakkar bhi hai'.ghor kalyug. Hai ..ghor kalyug'..bus yehi ek kamee reh gayee thi'gair mardo se sambandh'.chi chi chi'

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Toh whats wrong in having boy friends maasiji'Salman Khan ko hee le leejiye'Somi Ali, Sangeeta Bijlani, Aishwarya Rai, Katrina Kaif and still counting'Sab ladkiyaan aaj bhi fida hai uspar..Girls go crazy when they see him'..Is ladki ne toh vo record bhi tod diya hai ek saath 11 bando ko handle karna is not a joke'she is a gutsy woman maasiji'..21^st century girl'.

Shanti Massi(Mousi): Ek baat ki daat deni padegi Suhana beta... bhale hee sau buraayeyaan hai is ladki main par tumhaare mu se toh sirf taarefein hee nikal rahi hain'

Shanti Massi was very impressed with Suhaana that she never said one bad word for the Girl even though Shanti Massi didn't like the girl at all... Here Suhaana was all proud of her self that Shanti Massi was very scared of the girl now. Suhaana ke maan hi maan main laddoo Phoot rahe the...

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Mera dil bahut bada hai ab dad ki chinta karna band karte hai aur yeh rishta final karte hain..aise rishtey baar baar nahin aate hai'perfect for my dad'.toh should I say yes to that girl??

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan): Its so strange maasiji ..mere itne recommendations ke baavajud aapne yeh proposal reject kar diya'.ab us ladki kaa kya hoga I mean mere Dad kaa kya hogaa'.kaun sambhaale gaa unhe'

Suhaana acted Disappointed to Shanti Massi but inside she was doing crazy dance as she achieved the Impossible... She defeated Shanti Massi in her own game...

Act 2:

The all time famous paani ki tanki scene from Sholay where Veeru(Dharmendra) acts as if he is gonna commit suicide'.

We have adapted this to SGP where KK is Veeru. Shanti Maasi has found another match for KK who is her devar ke mama ki bhatiji ki beti. she tells about the new bride to both KK & Suhaana. Neither one of them r happy with this so they cook up a plan... Where KK goes on top of his terrace.. & somehow manages to threaten the Mausi that he wants to marry the girl Suhaana had recommended. Massi is not happy at all ... And in the end Maasi agrees to drop the marriage plan once and for all'.

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra) On his terrace fully talli with his trumphet in one hand and whiskey bottle in other and all the kashyap parivaar along with Sanjana, Maasi, gopi kaaka and dolly didi are down asking KK to come down'

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): kood jaavunga, phaan jaavunga, mar jaavunga. Hat jaao aap sab log'

Sab Log: Yeh aap kya kar rahe hain '.please neeche aajaayiye'.

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): Main vahee kar raha hoon jo laila ne majnu ke liye kiya tha, raanjha ne heer ke liye kiya tha, romeo ne juliet ke liye kiya tha'Suicide 'Suicide'.then blows his trumphet'..

Sab Log: Amaa yaar inke trumphet se bachne kaa ek hee upaay hai'inka suicide karna hee theek hai..chaliye kudiye 'hamara matlab hai aap marna kyun chahte hai'

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): Ye bahut dukh bhari kahaani hai..Isme emotion hai drama hai tragedy hai aur mera trumphet bhi hai'.Meri pyaari Suhana ne mere liye itna acha rishta doondh kar le aaya tha..21^st century girl thi yaar..kya ladki thi'aaa haahaa aaa'par meri Maasi ne use reject kar diya..ab main jee nahin sakta'aap sabko mera aakhri salaam'main jaa raha hoon'bhagwaan main aa raha hoon'..(he then blows trumphet)

Maasi(Mousi): Kamal Kishore aakhir tum chahte kya ho'kuch bataoge bhi yaa nahin'

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): Yeh sab kuch aapika kiya dhara hai..'.meri Suhana ka rishta aapne thukraaya kaise..kya mast Naari thi'aaa haaa haaa aaa'

Maasi(Mousi): Kamal Kishore tumhaara dimaag toh kharaab nahin hogaya..kya burayee hai mere waale ristey mein'kitne ache lakshan hai..sanskaari hai'aur vo Suhaana waala ..chi chi chi..beti toh beti'baap re baap'.

Sab Log: Ruk jaayiye Ruk jaayiye'.

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): Ruk jaavun 'theek hai aap sab keh rahe hain toh main ruk jaata hoon'thoda trumphet baja leta hoon jaate jaate.

Sab Log to Suhana who is happily talking to Suli Sudi on the phone: Tum kaisi beti ho Suhana.. apne pita ko marne ke liye chod diya'kuch karo..

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan'Jai): arey I know my Dad..nothing will happen'jab whiskey uthregi toh vo bhi apne trumphet ke saath neeche aajaayenge'no worries..main hoon naa'Suhana Bajpayee jiske ishaare ke bina is ghar mein ek leaf tak move nahin kar sakta yeh toh hatte katte mere Dad hai'

Sub Log: Humne ek se ek namuna dekha par tumhaare jaise item kahin nahin dekha Suhana'

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): Jaate Jaate ek baat ghaant baandhlo..jab koi premi jaan deta hai toh bahut kisam ki museebatein aayengi Dilli mein'

Sub Log: Kaisi musibatein

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): Hare k bache ke haath mein trumphet hoga aur vo sabke kaano mein trumphet bajaayeae'sab ka jeena haraam kar denge'Ha ha ha..Tata'gud bye'

Sub Log: Maasi ji maan jaayiye naa please..ab humse inki bakwaas bardaash nahin hoti'

Maasi(Mousi): Aap log sab chup rahiye 'aap ko pata nahin Suhana ne kaisa neech rishta le aaya hai'chi chi chi..rahiman is sansar mein bhanti bhanti ke log'.

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): ek baat yaad rakho maasi ji'when I dead..police coming and u going jail and in jail u cooking maansa haari bhojan for all the criminals..u cooking and cooking and cooking'u dharm going bhrast and bhrast and bhrast'.

Maasi(Mousi): Chi chi chi main aur jail..sab paapiyon ke beech mein..nahin nahin..theek hai kamal kishore beta mere paas ek upaay hai tumhe bachaane ka aur khud ko bhi bachaane kaa'.mere waala aur Suhaana waala dono rishta cancel karte hai'.ab toh neeche aajaao

KK (Veeru urf Dharmendra): very happy and starts blowing the trumphet'

Sub Log: Inka kud jaana hee theek tha'.

Suhana(Shri Amitabh Bachchan: Dad u are too good 'u have proved that u are my Dad today'.kya naatak kiya hai aapne'.too much'

Maasiji ab kya bolti hain aap..Laayiye aur rishtey laayiye'.No one can mess with me'..

Maasi(Mousi): rahiman is sansar mein bhanti bhanti ke log'.

Originally posted by: venture

Ha Ha HA , good question, thats what normally happens in the soaps I have read that when an actor wants to leave the show, " ZINDA TOH JAA NAHI SAKTA MAR KAR HE JA SAKTA HAI" and they introduce a track of such kind where they die!! No but not SGP !! SGP is hutkay!! and nobody would leave such a fab show , atleast not Ragini.

Originally posted by: trueraginifan

waise bhi agar Ragini leaves the show..
toh SGP ka future gaya paani mein...!!😆😆😆

So don worry topic maker..
Ragini is not leaving the show..
agar wo chahe toh bhi SP will not let her leave..😉

Originally posted by: venture

thats from a different channel though!!!

Originally posted by: 111192

aap ko yeh bhi pata hai ki woh honcho kis channel se hai😲