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Posted: 14 years ago

Rapchik Ragzfanaticz
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Arre hello,hi and how r?Apun,the Rapchik Ragzfanaticz...that is Vipra and me...are back with our Rapchikgiri...OK..So yeh hai apun ka entry....behenlog....apun ko pata hai...yeh script bakwaas hai...par taskmaster ke liye...apun likhreliye..😳.aap sub apun log ko maaf kardijiyega...for the attyachar we r gonna give u while u read our script😆so...


READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!😆


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Suhana with two reporters of Delhi News TV.

Charachters-Suhana mai,Reporter Vipra and Shounak,News Anchor Renu di
😆


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From the newsroom...


BREAKING NEWS!!!


Renu di-Delhi se Taazi khabar aa rahi hai,ki Rajdhani Delhi ki nayi mukhyamantri chuni jaa chuki hai...aur 8,70,420 sms votes ke basis pe Chawri Bazaar ke Suhana Bajpai kashyap ko nayi Mukhyamantri ka taaj diya gaya hai....To elaborate we have Reporter Vipra and Reporter Shounak reporting live from Chawri Bazaar...

Scene shifts to Chawri Bazaar-In the background Inder and Elesh doing the nagin and the loaferpanti dance...
oye hoye...oye hoye...oye hoye..

Vipra-Mrs Suhana Kashyap how do u feel at this moment?U are the new chief minister of Delhi!


Suhana-OMG!!!I am in the top of the world..😍....


Shounak-So Mrs Suhana..you are the youngest chief minister in Delhi...ur take on this?


Suhana-OMG...yeh to hona hi tha...for obvious reasons...Ab toh Sheela jawaan bhi nahi rahi,naahin Sheela ki Jawaani rahi unlike Katrina..😆.so ab sirf Suhana ka jalwa aur jawaani puri Delhi mein chayegi
😎

Vipra-So what will be your first step as the CM of Delhi?


Suhana-Well I will do away with the dress of all the ministers...


Vipra and Shounak-WHAT???
😲😲
😲

Suhana-arre...let me complete.😆..i meant I will do away with the safed safed kapda the ministers wear...I will ask them to start wearing designer clothes...the dersses will be personally designed by vikram phadnis for the men and Neeta Lulla for the women...
😳

Shounak-thinks in his mind*Haila...ab ministers bhi desgner dresses pehenne lage?Kya zamana aa gaya*😕


Vipra-.accha choro...ek baat batayiye Mrs.Suhana,u think of making so many changes,but to u have the power to do so?


Suhana-Offcourse...I am The CM OF DELHI*attitude wali expression*


Shounak-Toh Kya....CM ho,king nahin...you cant do anything what you want!
🤪

Suhana-Darling...Suhana bajpai can do anything!
😳

Shounak-hailaa..darling
☺️☺️😆

Vipra-Uff ho Shounak...come back from ur TC dreams..😡😡.accha Mrs.Suhana u urself proclaimed that u r a tubelight...can u handle the responsibilities vested in you as the CM?


Suhana-Arre you know...Badi ma once told...Leher Unchi hi sahi..naav doobegi nahin...same here....Tubelight hu toh sahi...par responsibilities ke waqt bujhungi nahin😆'

Shounak-Accha,a personal question'where is the gulabchand ki rasmalai kep in the house??😆

Suhana-Fridge mein'why??😕

ZOOM'*Shounak runs into the Kashyap household to grab the bowl of rasmalai*

Vipra-Grr'aap ne kyun bataya???😡😡Now toh he wont be back forever!!!

Suhana-Ohh aisa kya???😲😲Sheesh'arre who rasmalai meri thi'I have to reach before him..and grab the bowl'Run Suhana Run!!*In she goes*

Vipra-Hey bhagwaan'.Both went in'ab mein kiska interview loon???...Renu'there's no one here'.whose interview shall I take???😕

Renu di from the newsroom-Arre go and take the interview of meri pyaari Sona'anyways'jab se who aayi hai SGP ko TRP's mil rahi hai'😆use hum dikhayenge..toh humein bhi TRP's milegi😃😃.psst..*.Aur haan'mera pyaar aur ashirwaad Sona ko zaroor dena huh😳'*'clears throat'ahemm..Toh aap ne abhi Mrs.Suhana Bajpai Kashyap ko apne feelings share karte hue dekha jo hamari channel kie EXCLUSIVE telecast hain'.dekhte rahiye hamara channel'khabron ka silsila chalta rahega..lautenge..ek break ke baad'*pls..app log lautna zaroor haan😳😆*'

Cameraman says'arre log to script ka pehla sentence pad ke kabke bhaag gaye🤪'and ur waiting for them to return???Crazy fella!!


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Haila...You guyts are still there reading it???I toh thought all escaped😆😆Thnks for bhugtofying with the convo...Writing is just not my cup of tea🥱..LOL..No offence intended to any Sheila fans here😳All charachters in this convo are ficticious...any resemblance to person living,dead,hald dead,half alive,lunatic is purely co incidental😳



Edited by shounak-rijul1 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
@shounak....wah..meri official wife CM ban gayi...main bahut kush hoon...sab ke liye...woh bahut pyaari CM banegi...*smiles and BG sound..*

**great job guys....shounak wonderful scene...will be great if suhana does become a CM and runs for rasmalai....but sure there will be tough competition from u...well done again**
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Posted: 14 years ago
Shounak...... and u say ur not a writer.. that was awesome 😆 i luv the Shiela ki jawani.. thing..i m actually hearing it on my MP3 right now
Great work dear 👏
Edited by Armu4eva - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
Shonauk and Vipra, good job, loved the SONA line and TRP !!!!! good sense of humour.
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Posted: 14 years ago

LOL....Thnks a lot...Thnk god...I found out some readers😆😆

Originally posted by: Armu4eva

Shounak...... and u say ur not a writer.. that was awesome 😆 i luv the Shiela ki jawani.. thing..i m actually hearing it on my MP3 right now

Great work dear 👏



LOL...I was a bit inquisitive in putting Sheela's name...coz I wanted to make a sarcastci comment about Sheila Dixit,the CM of Delhi😆😆LOL...but later changed to Sheela...joote khani hai kya?😆😆

Edited by shounak-rijul1 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago

Hello

Adab
&
Salam Namaste
Masakallis
r
backkk 😎
to
pakao ur minds 😳
n
khao ur brains....😉
with
Suhana ka Bhayankar interview..interview..interview 😲
Caution - Read at ur own risk 😉 n try n keep awake 😳
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Suhana ka Bhayankar interview..!!

Scenario: Suhana a student in final year comes for campus recruitment for an MNC.

Whether to give an interview or take one.. is the question!

Interviewer 1- Tanu - The dreamy laggard

Interviewer 2 - Manasi - The creative fashionista

&
introducing... *trumpets blowing* 🥳
Shounak as the Boss - The Geeky guy/Champu types 😆

Scene begins with Suhana entering the interview hall

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Tanu
- *Wearing her big glasses is resting her head on her hand n is fast asleep erm i.e. contemplating🥱*
Manasi
- *Busy drawing various shapes n textures to be used for her next Siggy on the interview score sheet*
Shounak
- 🤓 Welcome Miss *looks at Tanu..as if asking her to tell the name*
Tanu
- *Still in her ArBi heaven and cant see Shounaks glare*
Suhana
- Miss Suhana BAJPAIIIIIIIII *Smirks* and u should have known my name!! 😡 I m the Pari of this college 😳*Sits and takes out a nail filer from her bag and starts filing*
Shounak-
*Gulps..settles his oily hair with his hand and extends to shake hand with Suhana* ..Welcome Miss Suhana..
Suhana
- Ewww!! 🤢 U need to go wash that oil off ur hand, it could flood this room u know..😲 n I have yet to finish my swimming classes
Shounak
- *Smiles geekily 😃 and looks at Manasi who is busy sketching* Erm so Miss Suhana
Suhana
- BAJPAIIIIII
Shounak
- *Giving a nudge to Tanu to get up* Yes yes Suhana Bajpai, so what do u wish me to ask u?
Suhana
- *Startled 😲* OMG well arent u supposed to know what u r going to ask me?? 😕
Tanu
- *Finally wakes up and sees Suhana n thinks its her Bharti* OMG'ur the MAN'
Suhana
- *Shocked* D'oh ..dude are u blind...I m the woMAN
Tanu
- *Already on her chair..about to jump in excitement while doing I m the MAN dance* I cant believe it.... Ur here...my Bharti...my Ragipie.. my Ragz.... *and starts saying her takiya kalam sher ' Itni shiddat se maine tumhe...*
Suhana
- *By now is seriously scared* Hello.. dude.. please calm down.. 😲 I mean if u do plan to jump remember our chairs haven't been made with a capacity to bear Khali type weights...
Shounak
- *Gets up n sets his oily hair and glares at Tanu * Erm Miss Tanu....please calm down.. let me remind u we are in a job interview n not in an ArBi interview 😡
Tanu
- *While cursing her boss sits down on her seat and soon goes off to ArBi dreamland*
Shounak
- *Fixing his tie* Well ahem.. after that short celebration ....err I mean diversion lets get back to the interview!! *Smiles geekily at Suhana 😃* So Miss Bajpaiiii.. I was thinking of asking...
Suhana
- *Cuts in* Well now that u hv asked me I suggest u ask me anything about the latest fashion trends and also may be about the leading fashion brands .
Manasi
- *Who till now was busy sketching hears the word Fashion and lights up 😛* Yes... yes.. brands.. that did b great .. *Turning to Shounak* right Sir??
Shounak
- *Tries to protest* But....
Suhana
- *Gets up and walks around the room while continuing* Also about the leading supermodels 😛
Manasi
- *Gets up and joins Suhana* and their boyfriends
Shounak
- But..this interview...
Suhana
- Can also include the topic of my fashion statement..
Manasi
- Mine too *turns expectantly at Shounak*
Shounak
- But Miss..
Suhana -
*Hyper excited* And and...I culd also tell u ideas to improve the fashion awareness in the college
Shounak
- *Exasperated * But Miss..this interview is not about...
Suhana
& Manasi -*Speak together* U...
I know.. but don't worry ....we will help to renovate ur Fashion sense as well' u know give u a image makeover *Winks at him😉*
Shounak
- *Starts settling his hair nervously and blabbering and nudges Tanu to get up*
Tanu
- Huh... what makeover....yes yes.😛. Bharti really needs a makeover.. she suits the western look more than the Indian one 😳
Suhana
- *Ignoring Tanu* What?? 😲 U don't want a make over?? 😕
Shounak
- Miss Suhana.... This interview is not about
Suhana
- U...i know that already dear..but look at urself' *Scrutinizes him top to bottom n shakes her head disapprovingly & turns to Manasi who too does the same* Yellow Trousers n Green shirt' wit a pink tie' *Puts arm around Shounaks shoulder* U need a stylist dude..and fast'!!
Shounak
- *Looks at the teen deviyan with tears of exasparation in his eyes 😭*
Suhana
- Imagine..u looking like *Takes out a pic of Hrithik Roshan in a magazine* ...all the hot women *Winking at Manasi who winks back* in ur office will start noticing..u..!! Maybe u will be on the cover of Peoples 50 sexiest men' n..
Shounak
- *Feels he is gonna faint and falls at Suhanas feet with clasped hand seeking mercy*
Suhana
- *Smiles and blesses him* Armani Bhava... Gucci sa phalo aur DKNY sa phulo..!!
Shounak
- *Cant take it anymore and passes out of shock*
Suhana
/ Manasi / Tanu - Hello?? Sir are we the interviewer or u??? 🤔
Shounak
- *Tries to regain senses* U are....
Suhana
- Yess we knew that....we are the best... but am I recruited??
Shounak
- *Passes out again* Suhana u r..
Suhana
- *Does her trademark swirl* Yess.. Suhana u r recruited..!! *Muahzz and shares a jig with Tanu n Manasi *
----------- The EnD ---------
Phewww.......guys..really sorry for that really long ordeal.. but kya karein SGP ke liye hum kuch bhi karega..err mera matlab hum sab kuch bhi sahega 😆
@Shounak - It was just for fun...please forgive us if we have offended u in any which way 🤗
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Posted: 14 years ago
OMG Shounak....
too good yaar...
loved it to bits....
awesome script....
great going dude!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: Armu4eva




OMG...thats freaking awesome as well the masakallis!!!!!I😆😆😆Imagine....me as the geeky boss...

...
Tanu di as the laggard.


..https://technolawyer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/14/technoguide041408450.jpg.

..and Manasi as the fashionista..


.https://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tibi+Runway+MBFW+Miami+Swim+2010+pgQE8Hqtcdkl.jpg

Hillarious Combo of sorts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hillarious Write up tanu di and Manasi...Awesome!!!👏👏👏

ROFL..I loved this line the most...
Armani Bhava... Gucci sa phalo aur DKNY sa phulo..!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL...This shows Suhana always thinks about Fashion...Armani bhava!!🤣🤣🤣

@Shounak - It was just for fun...please forgive us if we have offended u in any which way 🤗


U have HIGHLY offended me....by not continuing the write up😆😆LOL...I never mind anything...Its fun yaar...and me loved it like anything!!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
SGPianLovers

Suhana goes to hospital! thats what happens there!! as usual some trouble 😆😆



suhana : uff!! Kitna wait karatain hain app log apnay patient ko!! agar kal koi emergancy case hua kiya app log uss ko bhi itna wait karain gay??...tab tak to woh mar hee jayega! 😡
Doctor : We will try not to make you wait that much...have a seat 😊
Suhana : Pehlay sorry kaho !aur 10 time uthak baithak karo 😡
Doctor : Kiya?? 😲
Suhana : Tumhey sunaiye nhi deta SORRY KAHO AUR 10 TIMES UTHAK BETHAK KARO 😳
Doctor : Sorry 😔...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 🤢
Suhana : Good boy! 😃
Doctor : Now please have a seat! 😊
Suhana : ok sure 😉
Doctor : App ki kiya problem hai?
Suhana : Kiya mtalb???? problem tumhay hogii mujhey nhi!! 😡😡
Doctor : Nhi nhi ..mera matlab tha kai app kis cheez ka ilaz karwana chatee hain? 😲
Suhana : acha to waisay bolo na!...Mera sir bohat dard kar rha hai kiyun kai woh Sona!! uff!! 🤔
Doctor : Sona?? 😲
Suhana : Woh Ishaan ki childhood best friend hai!!! 😵
Doctor : Ab ye Ishaan kon hai? 😕
suhana: OMG!! Tumhey to kuch bhi pata nhi hai...tum bhi eik dum bholu types ho!! 🥱
Doctor: acha acha samajh gaya woh app ka pati hai? 😕
suhana: Pati? u mean Husband?
Doctor : Gee haan! Husband 😆😆
suhana : Yes , he is my official Husband 😳
Doctor : Official?? 😆😕
suhana : Kiyun nhi hosakta? 😈
Doctor: mm..Ho sakta hai ..🤣
suhana : ...Tum mera mazak ura rahaey ho??? 😡
Doctor : Nhii nhii!! 😳
suhana: How dare you? tum hotey kon ho mujhse ye sawal puchney walay ...chup chap mera woh kardo kiya kahtain hai ussay!!?? oh haan ilaj...mera ilaz kardo
Doctor: acha , waisay app ki shaadi ko kitnay mahainey ho gayain hain? 😳😳
suhana: Mahiney? u mean months?? 😕
Doctor: Uff ,,haan 🥱
suhana : I dont know! 😲
Doctor : 9 months sai to zada hee hon gai ? 😆
suhana : Haan shayad! 😳
Doctor: Phir bhi app ka koi bacha nhi hain?! 😕😕
suhana: What????? tumhey kaha tha na chup chap mujhey medicines do!! zada sawal nhi karoo warana mai ye glass utha kay tumharay sar pai mardun ge!!!! 😡😡
Doctor: Nhi nhiii! mai app ko dawaiyaan deta hun! 😆
suhana : Mujhey dawaiyaan nhi chahiya ..i just need medicines 😉
Doctor : ufff!! ab nai kabhi hindi sikhi bhi thi ya nhi? 😕
suhana : What do you mean mr? ...❓
Doctor : Kuch nhi!! 🤔
suhana: Tum mujhey bewakoof samjh tay ho? tum jantay nhi ho mai kon ho! I am Suhana Bajpai!! 😃
Doctor: App to Suhana Kyshap hai na? 😕
suhana : mmm...I'm SUHANA BAJPAI 🤔
Doctor: App ki shaadi ho gayi hai na?
suhana: Tum koi phsyco to nhi ho seriosuly thori dair pehlay tum mujhse ye pooch rhay thay kai meri marraige ko kitnay months hogayain hain! or ab pooch rhay ho kai meri shaadi ho gayi hai ya nhi!! tumhey doctor kis nay banaya ...tumhey to khud doctor ki zaroorat hai!!
Doctor: App meri Insult kar rhi hain!
suhana: Insult ...hahah....tumhari koi respect bhi hai jo tumhari insult horhi hai!! tumhey to phir bhi khush hona chahiyay kai tumhari insult "SUHANA BAJPAI" kar rhi hai! 😉
Doctor : ufff!! I cant take this anymore!! 🤢🤢
suhana : Haan haan ...zada english jhar nai ki zaroorat nhi hai!! you know what MR.fake doctor mai tumhari complain kar sakti hun!! tumhey pata fake degree lena kitna bara crime hai!! 😲
Doctor : Mai asli Doctor hun!!!!! 🤢
suhana: OMG!! Shame on you..crime kartai ho upper sai Jhoot boltay ho!! GOD will never forgive you!! GOD kiya mai bhi tumhey kabhi maaf nhi karun gee! 🤬
Doctor: App please apnay ghar jayeee!! 🤢
suhana : Mujhey to tabh hee sai shak hogya tha jab mainay tumhari iss ghatiya fake hospital mai entry ki thi!!
DoctorPleaseeee jaiyeeee!! 🤢🤢
suhana : Haan haan ja rhi hun! Mai apnay DAD say kah kai humaray family doctor kai pass chali jayun gi! 🤓
Doctor : Gee please apnay family doctor kai pass jaiyee aur jab app ka family doctor mar jaye mujhey zaroor bataye ga! 😆
suhana: What do you mean? 😡
Doctor : Sorry meri maa ab jaoo!! 😳
suhana : huh!! I will sue u!!! 😲😡

Thankyou! ❤️❤️
From SGPianLovers


Edited by cuteshehreen - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
@tanu di....wonderful...superb!!!what a thought.....well done... very funny!!!

@shounak...the pictures u included has added more to my imagination yar...superb!!!

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