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Toh Maine Socha ki CVs ki class lagani padegi
Aur Inko romance ki A B C D sikhani padegi
Nahi toh yeh cvs bhi Kumud ke student wali A B C D mein latke hue hain
Kyon ki cvs ki love A B C toh yeh hai -
A - After marriage no romance
B - Bedroom scenes not allowed
C- Close contact not allowed
D - don't show them in the same frame
E- eye contact is censored
F - F se shuru hone wala toh kuch bhi allowed nahi
G - Genda phool is ok before shadi, baad mein it's paap
H - hand holding is chee chee
I - intimacy clause ko yaad karo
J - jawani khatam budhapa chalu policy
K - kuch na karo... Kuch bhi na karo, kya karna hai,
kyon karna hain a tumko pata hai, na humko pata hai
L - love ka the end
M - Merciless editing of romantic scenes
N - No touching, no kissing, no looking
O - Over and out with romantic scenes
P - pati patni = no pyaar
Q - Quell all romantic emotions
R - romance ki censorship
S - Saddest Suhaagraat
T - talking after marriage not allowed
U - Unnecessary love scenes not needed
V - Vibes should be very cold
W - when leads get marriage, they become 20 years older
X - X-rated scenes include Saras and Kumud together in the same room
Y - Yesterday they were in love, today they are married
Z - Zaroorat nahi romance ki, ab shadi ho gayee
Yeh hai hamare cv janon ki A B C of love
So Inko asli ki A B C toh sikhani padegi
Nahi toh, pyaar kis chidiya ka naam hai?
Romance ke naam pe milega babaji ka thullu...
