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Hi I am the agony aunt of Ratnangri
Every day I get so many letters from all over the world from people on how to solve their problems
Over the next few days I will publish these letters
i have not bothered to change the names because I trust you to keep these letters confidential
here goes my first letter
Lakshmi Nandan Vyas to Agony ben
Dear Agony,
I am worried about what's happening in Ratnangri
My sanyasi son went there without telling me
and my hot wife Guman has also followed him there - again without telling me!
Please tell me what to do.
PS are you the same Aguni Kumari, who I had a fling with
when I was almost marrying Dukhba and actually marrying Guman?
Dear LNV,
This thing called phone - you can use it:
1. To call your sanyasi son and ask him - but he might just run away
2. To call your *** wife and ask her - but she might be
too busy making evil faces and talking to herself
3. To call your ex Dukhba and ask her- but she might just give you the DNA of your sanskars
4. To call your friend Vidya Chatur - but you might not want to talk to him lest you hurt his feelings
5. To call his wife Guniyal - but she might just turn around and blame you for this whole mess
6. You could talk to your hone wali bahu Kumud - but she is busy playing he loves me, he loves
me not
7. The forum walis, but they are too busy drooling over your son's muscles and your wife's sexy
blouses
PS - What do you think you three timing *&%$, of course its me
But its a new calmer me
after you @##$ me you rat,
I now help all the ^&%^&& to be bloody positive and &**^%$# happy
Remember all fun no malice
Njoy!!!!!
Every day I get so many letters from all over the world from people on how to solve their problems
Over the next few days I will publish these letters
i have not bothered to change the names because I trust you to keep these letters confidential
here goes my first letter
Lakshmi Nandan Vyas to Agony ben
Dear Agony,
I am worried about what's happening in Ratnangri
My sanyasi son went there without telling me
and my hot wife Guman has also followed him there - again without telling me!
Please tell me what to do.
PS are you the same Aguni Kumari, who I had a fling with
when I was almost marrying Dukhba and actually marrying Guman?
Dear LNV,
This thing called phone - you can use it:
1. To call your sanyasi son and ask him - but he might just run away
2. To call your *** wife and ask her - but she might be
too busy making evil faces and talking to herself
3. To call your ex Dukhba and ask her- but she might just give you the DNA of your sanskars
4. To call your friend Vidya Chatur - but you might not want to talk to him lest you hurt his feelings
5. To call his wife Guniyal - but she might just turn around and blame you for this whole mess
6. You could talk to your hone wali bahu Kumud - but she is busy playing he loves me, he loves
me not
7. The forum walis, but they are too busy drooling over your son's muscles and your wife's sexy
blouses
PS - What do you think you three timing *&%$, of course its me
But its a new calmer me
after you @##$ me you rat,
I now help all the ^&%^&& to be bloody positive and &**^%$# happy
Remember all fun no malice
Njoy!!!!!
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