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An inspiration from an inspirational woman: SerialJunkie - http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3474442
Bacho aaj aapko apne priy cycle ki athmakatha likhni hai (10marks)
Write an autobiography of your dear cycle (10 Marks)
I am the cycle that trinkles, I am Kumud Sundari's cycle, in short you can also call me oo re piyaa.
I am mostly resting in peace throughout the year cos Kumud prefers driving down in my friend, the 6 seater tuk tuk, to school. Also she's got her flat abs with all the running around she does in her 10 tonne ghagra. đł
In emergencies she uses me, let's say abuses me. đ That's a LOL emoticon if you didn't already know.
So I am lying there one day eavesdropping on how Kumud agreed to marry Saras seeing his eyebrows and suddenly there is a huge commotion.
Fire fire pants on fire.. oop fire fire pitaji on fire... Kumud yells Bappuji and I get all frightened, I drop my hearing aid and run behind Kumud to the cloth factory.. Obviously cos a friend in need is a friend indeed.
What I see there is huge, a massive fire has broken out, all workers are rescued and Babuji is stuck.. Saras âşď¸ does a 360 and gets bappuji out. Meanwhile it starts pouring like a b**ch and I am like woah!
Kumud hops on to me with her drenched ghagra, I am a physics student you see, so like water has weight and stuff, so the drenched ghagra was almost like Kumud multiplied by 3. In that panic she almost forgets how to ride me. I wade through the waters trembling but steady. Cos you know a friend in need and all that.
To my utter shock my pal here stops at a maternity home first and I am like woman what's up with you? We run across the street to a doctor's place. That infamous prick is having a birthday party and needs a bloody lecture to get out of there.
I gear up to take Kumud on again and dafuq she leaves me there and goes in the doc's fancy hyundia I20.
So the moral of the story and the story of my life is "a friend in need is a friend indeed" is bullsh*t.
Always remember PHYSICS rocks. Moral Science S*cks.
