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👏uff guys...!!...chalo...its time for...
~*~ MISHH KI AMAR VAANI(part 2) ~*~
(ms.Bond 007 *dhishkyaaon*)
aah...bacchon...toh ek khoobsurat ravivaar ke baad phir vahi thaka haara pareshaan kar dene waala somvaar🥱(Monday blues...!!🥱)..aaya aur apne saath phir vahi ghisa pita raag le aaya..."pooja ke saath insaaf karo"...uff oh..!!..😡😡
chalo use chhodo...shuru se shuru karte hain...pehle...woh billlu...baalika pooja ke liye krishh gaayak ko le aaya...(aah...arjun sherlock tansen batman holmes...!!😉)...aur vo gaayak...kya chamatkaari gaaayak hai...apne kanth se sonu nigam ki aawaaz nikal dali..!!😆😆...chamatkar...chamatkar...!!😆👏😆
aur ye hi nahi...kal toh aarti putri ne bhi gaaya(that too in shreya ghoshal's voice..😲.)...vah kanya jise isse pehle gaayan ka ga bhi nahi aata tha aaj apni behen ko takkar de rahi hai..(hmmm...sibling competetion...!!.😉.)...Adbhut...Adbhut...!!😆😆
aur jaisa ki aap sabne dekha hoga...vah baalak to sirf guitar leke aaya tha...lekin jaise hi usne gaayan shuru kiya...baaki ke vaadya yantra apne aap hi bajne lage..aur chorus bhi aa gaya..!!.😲😆😆..ek saath itne saare chamatkaar dekhe hain aapne kabhi..??..naiii na...??😆😉😆
ye sab hamare guru s s bbp ji maharaj ki kripa ka parinaam hai...dekha...unki divya shaktiyon ka kamaal...!!!😆😆😉
toh isse humein yeh shiksha milti hai...ki agar aap sacchi lagan ke saath guru bbp ji ke naam ka jaap karein( as done by these kids...what..!! they didn't..??..arrey jitna inhone uska naam liya utna to daddaji nd pooja putri ne bhi nahi liya hoga...!!😆😆)...
phir...sangraam singh...is baalak ka sir phir gaya hai...hamaare guru se takkar lene jaa raha hai...!!...arrey moorkh..!!...toone dekha nahi...?..unki kripa ka iss parivaar pe kya asar hua..??(jab jab adharm ka naash hoga..shaitan bbp ji ke roop mein prakat honge..!!😆😆)..uff..!!...koi samjhaao ise..!!😆
haan...(my fvrite..)...baba bbp ji ka darbaar...!!(the bewdon ki partyy..!!!😆😆)...hey ishwar..!!!..guru ji.. aapne phir se ek aur stuffed pakode jaisa paridhaan pehen liya..!!(the ajeeb se color waali jacket this time..)...kya...iss baar aap bilkul seek pakoda jaise lag rahe the...😆😆(nahi..!!..ye sunke mujhe koi shraap mat dijiyega..!!)..
aapne un logon..(the so called high profile people.😆.) pe gaur kiya..??..babaji ke kuchh bolne se pehle hi wahwahi karne lage...aur vo judge sahab...please koi viraaj gurudev ko inke saamne leke aao..!!..kuchh zyaada hi hasne lage hain ye aajkal..!.😡😡.😆
mujhe is govind shankar baalak ne bahut prabhaavit kiya...waah..!!..khaaskar jab usne shukla ji ke glass me se madira(woh actually pepsi thi na..!!) apne glass mein daali aur antt mein jab usne vo do plates uthaayi..!!😆😆..maan gaye...!!...lekin usse bhi zyaada haasyasprad humein lage talli shukla ji.😆.( shukla ji ko pepsi chadh gayi..!!!!🤣)
aur sabse aakhir mein...aarti ji ka mombatti dharna..(ye candle march aaj kal kuchh zyaada hi nahi chalne laga..??...no wonder mombatti waalon ki dukaan inho ne hi chala rakhi hai..!!)...
us dharne mein aadhe logon ke chehre pe koi bhaav nahi the aur aadhon ke chehron pe kuchh zyaada hi the..(half overacting..nd half under acting..!!🤣)...
mere guruji ki kripa ka hi kamaal hai sab...!!!..maante ho ya nahi..!!😆😆
chalo...aaj ki vaani samaapt...
SAYONARA
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thought for the day...---never argue with an idiot...he will bring you down to his level nd win from experience...
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