Gunjeev AT# 15 - Page 80

Originally posted by: braich_gal

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

She says, "Like hell they're getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

Originally posted by: vibz88

Hello Sandy ... hugs.. where were u ??

Originally posted by: vibz88

Nothing much.. it s boring here.. so watching bof again.. that s it .. so u all excited about tomorrow?? hope to see u around even when college starts

Originally posted by: SandCastle.

BOF Again?! Gosh you guys really love it 😆 & yeah I am excited but also lazy to go since I have been just lazying around for the 2 months 😆 hope I begin to love going to clg again 😆 & yeah I will be here even after college starts =D

BTW Are you a Friends fan? 😳