Chapter 2
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Raamu kaka raamu kaka Vasu enters Rajvansh House shouting...Raamu kaka
Ramu kaka:Ji ji bari maalkin main yahin pe hun
Vasu: pointing towards the clock says aapne waqt dekha haii 9 bajke poorey 20 minute hogaye hain aur Ranvir ko kisi ne abhi tak nahi uthaaya hai..
Ramu Kaka: nahi bari maalkin Ranvir baba ke kamrey mein unhein uthaaney gaya tha per unka kamrah band tha aur unhone ander se yeh kaha ke muje maloon hai aaj meri flight hai main uthjaaunga aap jaake sojaayein.
Vasu:Oh God 10:30 baje ki uski flight hai aur woh apney kamrey mein perha soraha haii..Pata nahi is ladke ka kya hoga and she walks angrily towards Ranvir's bedroom..
Ranvir..Ranvirr open the dooor she says while knocking it.Inderjit comes out of his bedroom and says
Inderjit:Kya hua vasu?itni subha subha tum yahaan Ranvir ke kamrey ke baaher?
Vasu:tum baap beto ka kuch nahi hosakta says annoyinglyy..
Inderjit:puts his hand on his head and says Ooopsss..arey Ranvir ki flight hai aur time time kya hua hai?Vasu saare 9 bajrahe hain.Ranvir ko uthaaya nahi abhi tak oh god
Vasu:to hum yahan khare we kya aapke bete ka dance dekhrahe hain..uthaaiye useyy..uthna to dur jawab takn ahi deraha hai yeh ladka
Inderjit:main usey uthatha hun..Ranvirr ..Ranvirr beta tumhari saare dus baje ki flight hai he shouts while knocking..yeh to jawaab hinahi deraha hai.No chance Vasu lagta hai aaj ki flight cancel hojayegi kyonke ab to kaafi time nikalgaya hai .
Suddenly Vasu's cell phone rings..its Raj(Ranvir's best friend)
Vasu:Rajj thank god hum abhi tumhe hi call kerne waale they.Tum jaldi se yahaan aajaao tumhaare dost abhi tak parha sorahahai aur lagta hai aaj uski fligh cancel hojaayegi..Oh god.
Raj:Auntie dont worryy aapke laadle ki flight ek ghanta delay hogayi hai
Vasu:What?oh my goodness..
Raj:Yes Auntie dont worry meri us se thori der pehle baat huyi thi ..aap chill kerein main usey dekhta hun and he cutts the phone while laughing
Inderjit:Kya hua Vasu?kya kaha Raj ne?
Vasu:flight ek ghanta delay hogayi hai
meanwhile we hear a loud voice from inside
Mommmmmm...... i m in Showerr...Says Ranvirš³š³š³
Vasu:Inderjit hum jaantey they hum jaantey they yeh ladka annder bathroom mein hi hoga .Ranvir jaldi Baaher Niklo abhi tak Bathroom mein ho.Ab aane ke zarurat nahi Flight milne ke no chances.
Inderjit laughs and says chalo Vasu abhi to time hai tayyar honey do usey araam se
Vasu:per itni der tak kaun tayyar hota hai?yeh ladka bathroom mein kerta kya hai mujhe
aaj tak samajh nahi aaya..
Inderjit: arey der tak tayyar nahi hoga to ladkiyon ko impress kesey kerega?dont forget that my son is a Star
Vasu:yeah yeah Star baap bete bilkul ek se and she laughs theek hai itne dino tak woh gher se baaher rahega let him enjoy his Break Danceš
Inderjit:break dance nahi uska sixpackabs dance says laughinglyy and both leaves from there
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Kaushi:Vinu tu abhi to tu mujhe samjhaaraha tha ki maa aap mat roiye ga aur ab tu hi..chalo dono chup hojaao
Vinu:maa nahi main to bus woh meri aankh mein kuch chala gaya tha
Ragini wipes Vinu's tears and says
Ragini:Haan maa bhaiyya ke aankh mein kuch chala gaya tha and she teases him
Vinu: maa dekho mujhe chorarahi hai
Kaushi:acha bus bus bus..ab flight ke liye der nahi horahi hai?
Ragini:oh my god!Bauji kahan hain haan ab tak to mujhe ander hona chaiyeh tha
Prakash chand interrupst Nahi beta
Kaushi:Kya hua ji?hum sahi waqt pe hi aayein haina?Ragini sahi se ander jaake to beth jaayege na..kya hua ?Raginike bauji sub theek to hai?
Ragini and Vinu are confused
Ragini:Bauji kyah ua?
Vinu:haan tickets dikhaaieyh
Bauji:arey tum log mujhe kuch bolne bhi doge ya nahi?kyah oga bus flight ek ghanta delay hogayi hai
Ragini:Ohhhhhh
Kaushi:delay hogayi?per kyun mausam to theek haina ji boliye na?mera to dil ghabra raha hai ji.
Ragini:ufho maa aap phir apni tension leke beth gayin..kuch nahi hai maa kabhie kabhie aisa hojaata hai its ok acha hai hum kuch time wahan bethke baat kertey hain aaiye
Vinu:haan bauji aaplog wahan jaake beth jaaiye main zara bathroom se aaya
Bauji:theek hai beta
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Ranvir's bathroom
Raj calling Ranvir..Ranvir's cell phone ringing on his countertop or table top sink
Raj:oh godd yeh phone kyun nahi uthaaraha hai Damnn..main lagaye jaaunga..abhi tak tayyar nahi hua hai
Callingg...callingg callingg..
"And from the shower he moves his hand and picks up the phone"
Raj:helloo Ranvirrr what is this Crapp!!Tu baaher aaaja main tere ghar pohanch raha hoon bohat nahaaliya ..Tu New york Hero ban ne ke liye jaaraha hai Hero banke nahi jaaraha .Hello Hellloo..Damn Kaat diyaa saale ne..
And now he was all wet came out of his bathroom wearing only a towel around his waist, š³š³and i dont have words to describe his entry so you all have to look at this short clip..this is how he came out
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNPuzNi1Gj8[/YOUTUBE]
Preview:Kaushi doing Ragini ki aarti on the airport and is not letting her go..Ragini is irritated she leaves while Ranvir sees this and laughs hard with Raj
