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@.Del.ici.ous.

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#11

Paro...😈
bwahahahaha..😈
Paro tu toh gyi..
Congozz ji congozzz😈

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Sweta

@Helooohybye

Inactive

Posted: 10 years ago

#12

I see someone getting grilled*evil grin* ..

Get ready to be haunted 😉

Her i come ..

Param ya randhir ..

Paani yaa water

Ian ya demon

Nila ya blue

Red ya lal

Sanyukta ya harshita ..

What will you do when a monkey proposes you ..

What will you do when you wake up and find yourself in whales stomach ..

For now this much i will come back to grill you

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Wrackspurt

@Wrackspurt

Trailblazer

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: Helooohybye
I see someone getting grilled*evil grin* ..
Get ready to be haunted 😉...Bhoot ! 😡

Her i come ..

Param ya randhir ..Randhir 😉

Paani yaa water ...Dewdrops 😈

Ian ya demon ...Both ☺️...I don't choose.. I am greedy 😈

Nila ya blue ...Green (now its Sandhir's colour) 🤣

Red ya lal ... White 😆

Sanyukta ya harshita .. Harshita 😛

What will you do when a monkey proposes you .. slap him 🤣🤣

What will you do when you wake up and find yourself in whales stomach .. I will count its ribs 🤣

For now this much i will come back to grill you

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SAKSHI SINGH

@cuteparsh

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#14

congrats and be ready for grill 🤣🤣

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Prishi

@ArshaParsh

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#15

Congo Shongo Di..!!
But what is this yaar..?? Where is my party..??

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@.Del.ici.ous.

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#16

. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
3.At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"
4.Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
5. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
6. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
7. . Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
8. Why is it that to stop Windows 7, you have to click on "Start"?
9.If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
10.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
11Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
12.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
13.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
14.If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
15. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
16.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
17.Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
18.What is another word for thesaurus?
19.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
20.How do you feel after answering all these questions????

21.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

22.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?

23.What is the speed of darkness?

24.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

25.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

26.Can you cry under water?

27.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

28.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

29.Do fish ever get thirsty?

30.Can you get cornered in a round room?

31.What does OK actually mean?.

32.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

33.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

34.What should one call a male ladybird?

35.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

36.Can you blow a balloon up under water? .

37.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

38.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

39.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

40.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

41.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

42.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

43Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
44Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
45 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
46 If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
47 Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
48 Why are there no 'B' batteries?
49 If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
50 If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
51 How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
52 When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
53 If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
54 If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
55 If God sneezes, what should you say?
56 Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
57 If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
58If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
59 Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
60 If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
61In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
62 Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
63 If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
64 Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
65 Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
66 Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
67 Can you daydream at night?
68 Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
69 What is Satan's last name?
70 What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
71 Why does quicksand work slowly?
72 Can crop circles be square?
73 If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
74:u love:
75: How do u feel after aswering all these questions?