Posted:
Only working without playing is not good for the soul so I suggest we have some fun besides our fight to get our gopi bahu back 😃 So we all should take a minute to have some fun now.
My suggestion lets exchange some jokes 😉
I start
As Hostage Taker:
My suggestion lets exchange some jokes 😉
I start
Having a very bad day
- Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.
- You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
- You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
- Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
- Your income tax refund check bounces.
- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
- You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
- You put both contacts into the same eye.
- Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
- You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.
- Nothing you own is actually paid for.
- Everyone loves your driver's licence picture, but you think it looks awful.
- The health inspector condems your office coffee maker.
- You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.
- The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
- People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
- When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
- You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.
- You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night... and there aren't any.
- It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
Bad hostage negotiator
As Hostage Taker:
- Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.
- Have one of the hostages hold your gun while you make a quick trip to the bathroom.
- Let one hostage go to the bathroom. When he doesn't return, send the others to see what's taking him so long.
- Agree to let the hostages go, after doing so, make you demands.
- Rig the building to explode if someone tries to go through the door, then remember that you forgot to lock your car and leave the room.
- Confuse the detonator for your explosive booby-traps with your garage door opener.
- Tell the negotiator that you'd rather choke on tear gas than let the hostages go.
- Allow one of the hostages to win possession of your gun because of a paper-rock scissors tournament.
- Forget your gun at home.
- Run away bawling like a baby when one of your hostages calls you a "meanie".
- Ask the negotiator to tell your fiancee that this is all a joke and would she marry you.
- Ask the hostage taker if he/she would like to go to dinner after the stand-off.
- When hearing the demands suddenly yell into the phone, "It all you you you! What about my needs?!"
- When you call the hostage taker, tell him you'd like a large thick crust pepperoni and snicker loudly.
- Show up stoned and do anything at all.
- When the hostage taker lists his demands yell into the phone "La la la la! I can't hear you!"
- Mention how much income tax the hostage taker will have to pay if he/she gets the F-15 he/she wants.
- Tell the hostage take that you think Rosanne Barr should play him in the TV movie of the stand-off.
- Tell the hostage taker you think it'd be really cool if a hostage came flying out of a 52nd story window.
- Tell the hostage taker that he must convert to hindu if he wants you to deal with him.
- When the hostage taker agrees to let the hostages go tell him, "You're never gonna be on COPS with a wimp attitude like that."
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