Ahem "Gopi"
Gopi "Ji Emmgee?"
Aham "erm Mere paas ek moch hai"
Gopi promptly proceeds to start rubbing between Ahams shoulders
Aham "Nai nai... thora neeche"
Gopi starts rubbing Ahams lower back
Aham "Nai nai... aur neeche"
Gopi starts rubbing Ahams coccyx
Aham thinking 'Not that one damnit! The other one!'
Aham "Nai nai... aur neeche"
Gopi shocked ! 'Emmgee !'
Aham 'Nai nai' peeche nahi' aage ke neeche' ' looking pointedly at the tent he is pitching.
Gopi 'Paar Emmgee last time you had a moch there I ended up walking funny for two days!'
/Aham faints