Urmi's first date
Urmila was super excited today. She was going on her first ever date with a friend of hers. The guy lived near urmila neighbourhood and both liked each other. Although he was from a rich family but he didn't know when he fell for urmila who was from a middle class family. Urmila also liked her although he was a bit short but to cover up he was rich enough to fulfil urmila's dreams and he was handsome as well. Truly speaking urmila herself was confused how a handsome and rich boy would fall for a girl like her.
Urmila quickly started to get ready. She didn't want to get late for her first ever date. She quickly put on a blue jeans and a white top, did a light makeup and combed her hair. She decided she will keep them open as opposed to the two curled up pony tails tied by ribbons that she used to do normally. She looked at herself and thought I am looking stunning.
she quickly took her purse and left for her date excited. He was waiting outside her house in a brand new Mercedes. Her eyes went wide with happiness when she saw the Mercedes car. And he felt like she was happy to see him. She went close to the car and took a look on the car from all the sides with mouth wide open and her famous surprised and greedy expression. He opened the door and made her sit inside the car and then they left for the hotel. "What??? we are going to 5 star hospital….. sorry hotel" urmi said. "hai mara thakurji I have never seen how a 5 star hotel looks from inside". Soon they reached the hotel. He parked the car and came close to her and took her hand in his hand. The two went inside the hotel where urmila was gazing at the beautiful interiors of the hotel. Wow everything is so nice here she thought. While she was lost in her thoughts he was wondering if they came on a date or a picnic. An employee showed them the way to their table. Both of them sat on the chairs and he tried to start a conversation with her. "so how is the hotel""wonderful I love it". Soon a waiter arrived with a menu card. He welcomed them and handed the menu to her. She took it from the waiter and quickly started shouting in her typical loud voice. "oh my god, see they are giving coffee for Rs 250. And chicken curry for 780. Arrey what is this. Do you think we people are fools. We don't have any sense. What is so special in your coffee that it is of 250. We don't want to eat here. Come on lets go". People around them were giving them confused looks. "you don't need to worry dear I will pay. You just order whatever you want". Hearing this her smile widened and she quickly ordered four most expensive items". The waiters quickly served them the food and they started eating. "what is this? I thought its gonna be romantic but she has no focus on me" he thought and felt sad. He felt a bit ignored.
He was about to say something when she shouted "wow its lovely. I haven't eaten this kind of tasty food in my life". People around them were again looking at them in disbelief. She looked around and stopped to see everyone glaring at her. He was looking at her eating. He was a bit dumbstruck to look at her eating habits. She was eating like there was no tomorrow. She made her mouth awkwardly full and was chewing with open mouth and crumbs of food were falling from her mouth on the table and floor. She lacks table manner but I will slowly teach her everything.
Suddenly she blurted out" why are you not eating and she accidently spit on her mouth with bit of food crumbs". OMG I am so sorry. I didn't do that intentionally. People around them were laughing hard at them. She immediately shouted to the waiter and asked "hey where is the toilet?" OMG how much more humiliation will I have to suffer he thought. You should say washroom. Toilet is very low class you understand. "oh yes I do I am sorry". The waiter showed them the washroom and they came back after cleaning up. See I don't want any more drama now okay urmila. She nodded in yes. They came back and sit on their table. The couple on the next table had an urgent call and they left eating and started to go. "stop" urmila said. Why are you leaving without eating your food. You haven't taken a single bite. They were surprised by her words. "Were you spying on us" they asked. "no I just mean you have paid the bill na so why to waste the food. Can we take your food?" they tried to control their laughter but said yes. "Oh thank you. See I have arranged for some free food. Isn't that great." She said like she had won the third world war. He felt like he should killing himself right now. "Are you in your senses? Why did you ask them for food. Whatever you wanted just order." He said angrily. "arrey I have only saved your money and you are shouting on me only". He better thought to keep quiet and eat silently.
Urmila took a long time to finish. She had eaten three times more than her capacity and was now struggling to breathe. "Why did you eat so much? Now face the consequences". " how could I waste so expensive food".
He said take some coffee. It will help you a bit. She agreed. He ordered two cups of coffee. She finished her cup of coffee and he asked if she needs more. "no its very expensive"she replied. "oh don't worry they provide free refill and won't charge extra money". "ha why didn't you tell me before. I would have brought my thermos and got it filled here". Stop it urmila now for god's sake. See people think there is something abnormal about us. Now stop please. He was already angry at her foolish actions but urmila being urmila did something that he couldn't take it any more. She started filling her purse with the salt and pepper provided on the table. "oh my god now what is this?"" wo I just wanted to take the remaining stuff with me. We have paid for it na"
"that is it urmila. You are one hell of a disgusting woman. Go find someone else who is like you. We are done." He angrily said. He paid the bill and put the 200 Rs as tip for the waiter and left her. Urmila was shocked. Hai mara thakurji what happened? What did I do? People around her were laughing like mad but urmila being urmila took the Rs 200 of tip and left cursing him.
So guys that was urmila's first date. Hope you liked it. Please hit the like button and leave your precious comments.