Ok seriously, do we need a how to protect yourself from a ghost 101?
Some basic rules:
-when in doubt whether the ghost is real or fake, throw water at them, preferably throw lal mirch powder from the kitchen, that should teach the ghost if it is fake of course, you can also use the candle in your hand to try to burn the ghost
-carry a gun, nothing like practicing gun shooting in the middle of a ghost story, again if ghost not real than you will know very soon
-please please please whatever you do, dont lock the main door to the house with chain! You need a way out and not to mention that ghosts, if real can come through even if the door is padlocked
-if you saw your relative walk into the room, specifically their sari, then trust that it was them going to your room and you are not hallucinating.
-don't drink lemonade being offered to you constantly, why not lunch or dinner, who drinks lemonade for strength on an empty stomach
-if you are worried about a ghostly invasion, then keep your maid aka Mani with you, dont let her go to hold a pooja thali,others can fill in for her at the pooja
-tell everyone and anyone that you think there is a ghost haunting the house, the most your idiotic husband will think is that you are "gawar" but he thinks this already! So no harm done