Trimurti is back again..😆
Hello friends, raj here..Dheer is back again at his best alongwith his team, i have posted one joke on Abhi as he truly deserve tht just read tht joke and you will agree on it..
1..Aditi woke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband Dheer,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, Dheer said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening Dheer came home with a small package and handed it to his wife Aditi. With anxious anticipation she quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - " The meaning of Dreams".😆
2..Samar from jaipur went to Ajmer. His wife Kaveri was in her parent's house in Delhi .
When Samar went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife Kaveri indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
When Kaveri received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
'Sethji aaj mar ! gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye ) ....😆😆
3..In a trial, prosecuting attorney Samar called his first witness to the stand.
The witness was grand motherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Chopra, do you know me?"
She responded,"Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Samar. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you"
Samar was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mrs. Chopra. Do you know the defence attorney Dheer?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Dheer since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney Dheer almost died.
The judge Kunjan asked both counsellors to approach the bench, and in a very Quiet voice, said,
"If either of you Morons asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt".😆😆
4..A cardiologist Samar died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners Dheer burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, Dheer said...
"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I' m a gynecologist."..😆
5..A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man Abhi carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young Abhi. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, Abhi wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet."
If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning."..😆👏😆
I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes..waiting for ur comments thank to all of you..
God Bless You All.
Set_raj..
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