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This is the sequel to Kaki strikes again, do make sure to check that one out before you read this😊
At Sridar's house, Sridar, Saloni & Kaveri all meet to discuss how they wud humiliate Kaki...
Saloni: Oh oh, I have an idea!!
Kaveri: What is it now Saloni?
Saloni: What if we gave Kaki a hug? Hugs fix everything! Give me a hug Kaveri!
Kaveri: Eww, in your dreams. Thats a horrible idea, what abt u Sridar? Have any ideas?
Sridar: What we'll need to do is send her on a blind date on a cruise! But she'll be in for a surprise to find out who her date is... haha!
Kaveri: Hmm, actually I was thinking on the lines of making her eat worms... btw, who's her date going to be?
Sridar: Your dad, Chaudary!
Kaveri: What?? I can't tell this to my dad, or else he won't come. I'll tell him that he's going on a blind date too.
Kaki's House -
Kaki: Hello? Who is it??
Sridar: Its me, Sridar, Kakisa... and I have a gift for you.
Kaki: Gimme!
Sridar: I'm sending you on a blind date on a cruise!
Kaki: Ohhh, thanks dearie...
And she slams the door on his face.
Sridar: Uhh, you can slam the door all you want now Kaki... but sooner or later I will have my revenge!!!!!!
Kaki opens the door again...
Kaki: Did you say something?
Sridar: Nope!
The next day at the dock Kaki gets aboard her cruise -
Kaki: Ahh, I'm here on my cruise... now I just have to find my blind date!
She looks around and sees(cuz she is not actually blind) SRK sitting at a table. Kaki is now comfortable she doesn't have to pose as blind in front of SRK or anyone on this cruise as no one knows she's supposed to be blind.
Kaki: Shahrukh! Ohhh, these kids are amazing to have fixed me up with you. Hi SRK, I'm Kookie - your blind date!
SRK: Nice name, but I'm...
Kaki: Yes, yes... I know all that. Now enough abt you, lets talk abt me...
SRK: But Kookie, I'm..
Kaki: You, you, you! Does it always have to be about you?
SRK: Umm, Kookie - I'm not your date!
Kaki: Ohh, I knew you were too old for me. They must have fixed me up with someone even better! Hmmph
She walks around and spots Hrithik relaxing in a chair and walks over to him...
Kaki: Oh hello Hrithik, I'm your date for the evening.
Hrithik(clears his throat and slowly breaks it to her): Uhh, who are you??
Kaki: Your blind date silly!
Hrithik: Listen, I have better things to be doing than talking to you.
Kaki: But I'm your date...
Hrithik: Listen to me... I am not your date! Do you understand?
Kaki: No!
Hrithik shakes his head and walks away from a sad Kaki. She roams around and comes upon John Abraham.
Kaki: Ohhhhhh... it was you all along! Come, sit! I'm Kookie... but you can call me Kitty.
John: Nice meeting you Kitty... good bye.
Kaki: Where are you going?
John: I have a life!
Kaki: What abt me?? And our date??
John: What are you talking abt? Bye-bye!
Kaki is in tears by now. She sits down, tired. Next to her, she sees sitting is Chaudary!
Kaki(getting back into her blind act): Is that you Chaudary?
Chaudary: Why, yes! What are you doing here Kookie?
Kaki: Trying to find my blind date...
Chaudary: Me too!
Kaki and Chaudry thinking to themselves: Oh no.. could it be?? Noooo!!!!!!
Kaki and Chaudry: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Both jump off the cruise and swim to shore. Kaki finds two feet on the shore and look up to see Saloni and behind her standing, cops.
Kaki: Saloni! You've got to save me from Chaudry, pls...
Saloni: Book her guys! You were never blind Kaki, were you?
Kaki: Hey, wait, you can't send me to jail for pretending to be blind!
Cop: Quiet! Saloni can do ANYTHING.
She's pushed inside the police van, meanwhile Saloni begins dancing her victory dance.
Saloni: YESSSS! I've solved yet another case... that makes a century! Oh yeahh, go me!
Kaveri: And what abt us?
Saloni: Don't worry, I'll be sure to thank you and Sridar in my victory speech.
THE END
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