Originally posted by: nibbles
Toffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - I thought you were being grilled badly jaan?😕
I come here and only four pages?.....tsk, tsk!
Sooooo - I'm giving my usual set of questions😉:
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? what kinda question is this man?!! you have failed successfully😃
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire? because lighting camp fires ..people are stupid and are trying too hard..and i dont know why...this is LAMEEE!! ahahahahahha and it takes one careless match for forest fires because that match is already lit, and once thrown about carelessly, it can catch fire to everyhting around it.
u r difficult u evil..........!!!!!
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
because it's the time everybody leaves their office etc and there's a rush to get onto the highways..which causes it to be over packed adn move slow😉
What's the speed of dark?
i dont know...theres a speed of dark?😕😆
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
because....they enoy spooking people out by telling people about their life.
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
no of course not..you r still running...so u r still exercising..so u would still lose weight.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
because barbie is a toy.which makes it popular....and for little kids...its necessary to have more than one..and when u have more than one u automatically label them as firends.
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
HAHAHAHAHAH that's a funny one! lolzz nothing hapens... it's jsut a phrase! hahahahahaa
Can a blind person feel blue?
why not.
How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
because the flames increase the temperature and increase in temp. means it's rising UP..so it's called burnign up!😃😆
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed? HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA i would presume so.
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
HAHA no then it's working properly!😉😆
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?
he turns purple! hahahaha
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
LOL ahahahah because we all want to live and experience things life has to offer...so we'd pay the price. why do people die for high fashion clohes when it's so ugly?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know? you wont...
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same? i dont know chinese...so i dont know the reason for this.
Why does X stand for a kiss?
because both link meet at the centre of the X..the way two pairs of lips meet in a kiss😉😆
Why does O stand for a hug?
because the O going right around...the way u do when u hug/embrace someone! lolz (mind u i just made up those explanations in my head for X and O ahaahahhaa)
Why is the alphabet in that order?
because someone decided it to be that way.
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water? hot water is a phrase for trouble..and skating on thin ice is dangerous...so it's also a phrase for threading dangerous paths.
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
becuase the structure is standing? hahahahaha
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected? yeps it does. even though it was still be unknown!
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say? MEEEE
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites? a man is supposed to be matured..and a guy is supposed to be a retard! lolzzzz
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it? that's teh terrific part of it! hahahahaha
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
nope..but it's called the CIVIL WAR because it was a battle for civility--i think! hahahahah
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
because the thickness of the point is the second thickness of all points made! i think i dont even know why they are numbered...i think the size of the point yes.
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
i doubt. hahaha it wouldnt be called that...no way
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
in hope that the stupid thing might get possessed by your furtive enrgy and work! hahahahahah
How can batteries die?
do i look like a scientist? they die when the thing no longer has energy to move...thus it's considered dying..because it's useless..like when u die..ur body is useless.
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
I DONT KNOW!!! -0 squared degrees? hahahahahahaha
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? nopes.... i dont know..where do u get this stuff?! OMG ahahahahhaha
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
i dont know. how would i know? do i look like the creator of the retarded english language?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
becaue u cant touch th stars..otherwise they would have touched those too.
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?
not relally...but now that u make me think of it...it's a bit unnerving yes...
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
HAHAHAHA maybe! ahahahahahahhahaha
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
homeless. and naked
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
I DONT KNOW...it's standard code! hahahahahaa
~Your nimbu Pani!😉😛😆
HAHAHAH now minbu pani is a stuck one! hahahaha like tofy! hahahahahahahaha i even saw sheena di calling u nimbu pani too! haahahahhaahahhahahaha
MAN...i was sooo patient with these questions..i want to WRING YOUR NECK!!!!
THENN we'd see your pani ahahahhaha
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