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Its morning and its Saloni's birthday and Saloni is in her room sad because Nahar didn't wish her... when suddenly Nahar comes from behind and hugs her, and wishes her happy birthday.
Nahar: Be ready in the evening, after I come back from work, we'll leave to go to the movies!
Saloni: Yayyy, ok!
But later in the afternoon, Saloni walks by a mirror and stops to look at herself. She decides to go to the beauty parlor and get ready for her date with Nahar. She calls up Nahar to let him know...
Saloni: Nahar, I'm going to go to the parlor to get ready for the movie, i might get a bit late, so we'll meet at the movies, ok?
Nahar: Ok, meet u there!
When Nahar reaches the theater, he doesn't see Saloni. He waits for a while but she still doesn't reach, so he decides to go inside. Saloni reaches there later, and thinks that Nahar must have entered already, and she enters as well.
Saloni: Oooh, its pretty dark in here, I better watch where i waaaaaaaa...
She slips on a banana peel which slides her all the way thru the aisle and up to the screen. She gets up and is shocked to see that she's on a stage with everyone staring at her.
Saloni: Oh, it looks like I'm on the Indian Idol sets, I must have entered the wrong room by accident. Oh well. I might as well sing while I'm here!
And she begins to sing 'Beedi', while the angry people in the theater start yelling at her to get away from the screen. She gets scared thinking she sings really bad, and Nahar goes up and brings a crying Saloni to her seat.
Nahar: Saloni, what were u doing up there??
Saloni: Singing! I was on Indian idol..
Nahar: This is a theater Saloni.
Saloni: I know.
Nahar: Then why did u say u were on Indian idol?
Saloni: I was on Indian idol?
Nahar: Now Saloni, don't be difficult with me...
Saloni: huh?
Nahar: Uff, why don't we just watch the movie?
But when Saloni is abt to sit down, she notices that her chair is folded up. She pushes it down and is abt to sit when she sees that it folds back up. She tries to put it down again, but after she lets go, it goes back up.
Saloni: NAHAR!!!!
Nahar: Saloni, sshh!! Sit down and watch the movie!
Saloni: I can't, my seat isn't going down...
Nahar: Its supposed to be... oh, its ok, i'll just hold down ur seat.
They both sit down. Later on, Saloni notices that the guy in front of her is blocking the screen.
Saloni (whispering loudly): Move aside baldy!!!
The guy in front of her looks around, but then goes back to watching the movie. Saloni is irritated and tries to stand up in her seat so she can see. But the ppl behind her tell her to sit down..
Saloni: Looks like I'll have to do it the hard way!
So she pushes the bald guy's head in front of her to the side and watches the movie.
Bald guy: Hey, what're u doing?? U better keep ur wife under in control mister, she seems dangerous to me..
Saloni: DANGEROUS?!?!?! Look who's talking, tubby!
Bald guy: Tubby?? Nobody calls me tubby!!!
Saloni: Oh yeah? Well I do! Tubby, baldy face, nananana!!
Bald guy: GRRRRR!!! Get out of here now or I'll take you out!
Saloni: You think you can? Try!
The bald guy tries to catch Saloni, but he's no match for her quick moves. He leaves and Saloni thinks that she's taken care of him. Just then, one of the theater employees, Mr. Smith, comes up to Saloni-Nahar.
Mr. Smith: Ma'am, sir, you'll have to leave.
Saloni: But the movie was just getting good!
Mr. Smith: We've recd a complaint that you were troubling one of the audience here.
Saloni: Oh, that tubby! I knew I cudn't trust him.. (saying this, she ignores the guy and returns back to watching the movie)
Mr. Smith: Excuse me? Ma'am?
Saloni: Shhh!!!!! Can't you tell I'm trying to watch the movie??
Mr. Smith: Bu..
Saloni: Ububub... shush!!! And pls go away, ur troubling the ppl behind us.
Mr. Smith: Looks like we'll have to do it the hard way..
Saloni: Hey, that's my line!
He drags her away with Nahar following behind. On the way home...
Nahar: I thought this wud be one movie I could watch till the end, but you had to ruin that too.
Saloni: What did I ruin?
Nahar: The movie.
Saloni: What movie?
Nahar(gnawing his teeth): The movie we were just watching!!!! before u got us kicked out!!
Saloni: We were watching a movie??? We got kicked out??? Huh??
Nahar: Urrrghhhhh!!!!
The End
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