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Singh House -
Brijesh: I think its time we take a break! Lets take a vacation.
Saloni: But to where?
Brijesh: We're going on a private jet to Hawaii!!!
Nahar: I've always wanted to wear a grass skirt!
So all pack up and are ready to leave and reach the airport the next day -
Saloni: Who's going to take us there??
Brijesh: Hehe, urs truly...
Saloni: Ur a pilot?
Brijesh: Not exactly but well, uhh... just get in. U ask too many Qs Saloni, don't u trust ur bhaisa?
Saloni: Uhh..
Brijesh: Don't answer that.
All get in and Brijesh flies the plane away until after a while he realizes that they are out of gas and they will need to crash land. He lands on a small deserted island and all get out.
Dheer: This doesn't look like Hawaii? Where are all the ladies??
Aditi: Dheer! Shut up...
Saloni: What do we do now?
Nahar: Don't worry Saloni, BRIJESH will get us out of here since he was the one who got us here in the first place!
Brijesh: What?? I didn't know that this stupid plane wud take up so much gas...
Tara: Whats happened has happened, now how do we get out of here?
Nahar: Yes bhaisa, do tell.
Brijesh: Umm, well I guess we shud start with getting food and water. Did u pack any Tara?
Nahar: Maybe she wud have if you hadn't rushed us to the airport so quickly. You know what? Me and Saloni are going to get our own food!
Brijesh: Fine! Me and Tara will get our own!!!!
Dheer and Aditi together: From where??? Guys we are on a 'deserted' island! We have to find a way to get out of here instead of fighting like kindergarteners.
All look at Saloni...
Saloni: Why is everyone looking at me for? I'm just a supermami, not a miracle-worker.
All together say: You're not?
Saloni: Wait, quiet everyone. I hear something behind those bushes... listen!
All quietly look at the rustling bushes and when they get closer... to their surprise they see...
All say: Mr. Jai Walia?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mr. Walia: Yes, yes its me again. Long time no see, wow, what are you guys doing here?
Saloni: We were going to ask u the same.
Mr. Walia: Well when Pia was making my life miserable, I just knew that I had to run and I kept running until I landed here! And Saloni, don't ask how, I just did.
Ok, so then when I reached here at first I thought I shud just escape from here and so I made a boat. But then I thought, what am I doing? Why wud I want to go back?? Its so much more peaceful here. So I live here now, and when u found me, I was in the bushes itching. Saloni, don't ask why! I just itched... And thats when u guys showed up and asked me why I'm here. And thats when I started my story that...
Saloni: Ok ok, we heard enough. Let's get to business, do u still have that boat of urs??
Mr. Walia: Wow, you actually listened to my story? I thought no one ever listened when I spoke...
Saloni: Ya ya, whatever. The boat pls???
Mr. Walia: You sure are in a hurry aren't you? I told u, its wonderful here. And u guys, at the back, why aren't u talking?? Don't just stand there looking weird, talk!
Bhabho: We don't talk when Saloni talks, thats our motto...
Mr. Walia: Right... (In his mind: Weirdos, its better I give them the boat so I can get rid of them. Or else my life will be more miserable than with Pia in it!)
Seeing Mr. Walia lost in his thoughts....
Saloni: Helloo???? Earth to Mr. Walia??? We need to leave, the boat!! Where is it?? I have mysteries to solve at Shubra's, Sridar's, Reva's, Ash-Abhi's...
Nahar: Ash-Abhi's?? What are you doing there?
Saloni: Quiet Nahar, can't u see I'm talking?
Nahar: Sorry Saloni, it won't happen again.
Saloni: It better not.
Mr. Walia: Wowwww... and I thought Pia was dominating. Ok, there's the boat, go take it. Don't let me get in ur way.
So then they take the boat and get ready to board it and Nahar is abt to step in first when Saloni gives him a cold stare.
Nahar: Oops, I forgot. Always Saloni first, sorry.
Saloni then enters and all follow her one by one. When they're all aboard they kind of forget to thank Mr. Walia...
Mr. Walia: Hello? Haven't any of you learnt the magic word b4?
Nahar: Umm, are you sure you don't want to come with us?
Saloni: He just asked for the magic word Nahar, just give him that, or do I have to do that too?
Nahar: Ok sure, I'll give him that. Uhh, whats the magic word again Saloni?
Saloni: Arrgghhh... THANK YOU MR. WALIA!
Mr.Walia: No problem, bon voyage!
Brijesh: Ok, move away, I'm the family chauffer remember? I'm driving this boat!
Saloni: No you're not, we saw how great a driver and pilot you are last time. So this time, I'm driving, there's not going to be another Mr. Walia who's going to come at the right moment to rescue us. He is amazing isn't he?
Nahar: HEY!
Saloni: Don't you hey me. Now sit down.
And they sail away to the city. Back at the island...
Mr. Walia: Ok, gotta get working on the new boat for the next set of idiots that land here...
The End
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