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One day the Singh family was just returning from a circus, and they were pretty impressed with it. On the way home, they happened to see a sign, "Wanted: New Circus Artist - Auditions Tomorrow!".
Saloni: Oooh... I'm going to be a star!
Brijesh: Who said? I'm going the be the best circus artist ever!
Nahar: Oh really? And what exactly are you planning to do at the circus?
Brijesh: I can do lots of cool things like... like... uhh...
Saloni: I can solve mysteries!
Nahar: Thats not going to help you join the circus, they want ppl with special talents, ppl like... ME!
Tara: You?? You've got to be kidding me... and what 'special talent' do you possess?
Nahar: Oh I'll come up with something...
Brijesh: Oh I know what I'm going to do... wait, I lost it again, umm...
Saloni: See you all there then, in the loser's circle!!!
Nahar: I could win with my hands tied behind my back.
Saloni: That could be arranged...
Brijesh: I remember, I got it this time... oh, no i don't....
The Next Day...
Auditioner: Ok, listen... if you aren't funny, weird looking, have some special talent, or just plain odd, then LEAVE! Now for the rest of you, I'm going to call you up one by one, and at the end I will tell you which one person is selected. Ok first on the list is... Brijesh!
Brijesh: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Auditioner: Time for you to leave! Next!!!!
Nahar's Grandfather: Look at me... I'm a clown... scared???
Auditioner: No. Next!
Saloni: I am She-man!! I can do anything!! Fear me now...!
Auditioner: Can you grow a beard?
Saloni: No.
Auditioner: Nexttt!
Nahar: Buh ba da bum bum, ba da bum!
Auditioner: What... was... that?
Nahar: Dance!
Auditioner: Uh, I better get a raise for this... Next...
Chandni: Hi!
Auditioner: You know what, I'll give you a suggestion. Leave, because whatever you do, you're going to look evil. So I suggest you go join an Ekta show, she's a really good friend of mine and I'm sure she's looking for someone like you. You don't mind white hair do you?
Chandni: Uh...
Auditioner: Good! Ok, I've had enough.. i don't want to hear any more... time to choose the winner!
Nahar: Thank you, thank you, I'd firstly like to thank my...
Auditioner: Dahling, you didn't win. Our winner is... Saloni!
Saloni: YES! I AM THE WINNER!!!
Auditioner: Yes, you are... ok, everyone else, out! Leave, shoo, get out!!
After everyone leaves --
Auditioner: Ok Saloni, this is your trailer where you'll be staying.
Saloni: A trailer?? Just for me?? You're too sweet...!
Auditioner: Umm, actually you'll be sharing it with Mangal Singh.
Saloni: Who's he?
Auditioner: Oh, its not a he... Mangal Singh is the 2 headed cow. But if you would rather share with the 3 legged snake then that is fine.
Saloni: Eeeek!!! I don't want to be part of this circus, yuckkkk!
She runs off leaving the auditioner disappointed that he will have to hold the auditions all over again.
THE END
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