😊😛😊Hilarious and Funny Shayaris....😛😊😛
Here are some funniest shayaris, read and enjoy and post ur comments and you can post some shayaris if you would like to..thanks.
1)..Nahar to Chandni...
Arz kiya hai....................
tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon,
lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai,
tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon
lekin aaj mujhe zukaam Hai.....😆
Ankhon main jitne ishare hain
'Samander ke jitne kinare hai.
'utne screw dheele tumhare hain"..:-
3)..Shubra to Chamki.
har gali har deewar par tera naam hai,
upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR
aur neeche 5 rupaye ka inaam hai....😆(wah shubra wah..)
naazneenon se,
dilnasheenon se,
jaanasheenon se...
par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...😆😆(wah kameenon..)
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
zaher ko zaher kat ta hai...
Isliye aapko Kutta katega.....😆😆(matlab PS ku..a......hai)...👏
1)Dheer to Padam Singh:-
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega... 👏 😆
2)Nahar to Chandni:-
If ever in your life you are very sad & lonely
& feel that you have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take you for Walk on a Bridge & Show you where to jump From... 😆
3)Shubra to Chamki:-
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi 😆 😆 😆
4)Kunjan to Chamki:-
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for you
have never changed.
For me, you've always been…
a headache !
5)Samar to Kaveri:-
Ek hawa ka jhonka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aayi ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hui,
To laga jaise ke tum aayi ho,
Ab tum hi bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhootni se kam ho.. 😆 😆 😆
More are coming soon, just keep checking this post..😊
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