😆 😆Kunjan's Dynamite speech...😆😆
Here is the dynamite speech of kunjan the School headmaster. I hope you will have a great time reading this.😆
Kunjan school Head Master from a remote rural area in bikaner was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the school assembly on Independence Day.
Here's his dynamite speech that was recorded for our benefit :
Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children.........
"This is my first maiden speech.
If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following reason, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leaders like Gundhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India.Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall have it. Today we all have our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X'raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt, Dim Butter, Lipton etc.
You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent vaporation. They became great by reading great books.
After we finish you off here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A., M.A.M.A and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college. The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, classroom is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you all will become great flowers. Many vacancy job come in newz peppers. Only yesterday I saw in pepper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth,etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can shine. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.
I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you "
Hope you must have enjoyed it. Do write your suggestions n comments.God Bless You All.😊
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set_raj..
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