hey guys, im glad u liked d jokes i posted earlier. here r some more i found found, really funnyđ
Bill Gates had announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that are to be used in
the
Hindi version of .........Khidkiyan'DoHazar ( Windows 2000 ):
1.Phaail = File
2.Bachao = Save
3.Aise Bachao = Save as
4.Subko Bachao = Save All
5.Mujhe Bachao = Help
6.Dhoondo = Find
7.Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
8.Hilao = Move
9.Dak = Mail
10.Dakiya = Mailer
11.Paas se dhekho = Zoom
12.Door se dhekho = Zoom Out
13.Kholo = Open
14.Bandh Karo = Close
15.Naya = New
16.Purana/Khatara = Old
17.Badli Karo = Replace
18.Bhaago = Run
19.Chaapo = Print
20.Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview
21.Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy
22.Kaato = Cut
23.Chipkao = Paste
24.Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special
25.Goli Maaro = Delete
26.Nazaara = View
27.Hatyaar = Tools
29.Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
30.Kalti Maaro = Exit
THE CHEMISTRY OF MAN & WOMAN
There have been two new additions recently to the periodic table of chemical elements
Element name: MAN
Symbol: Xy
Atomic weight: 180+
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Element name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (Don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at anything and may freeze at anytime. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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