Laugh with these funny one liners

I wanted to post this funny one liners to make forum livelier. Enjoy.

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.....Very true didi...iam one 😆 😆 😆

They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 😆 [LOL


They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. 😆

superb...Iam still laughing ...Didi these 3 are particularly my favorite...

Thanks sakhi . My fav. are

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

not related to SP but very funny!! 😆 😆 😆

i like the one with "towk kids makes u....:
and also the last one...address book and friends...good ones

didi can I add few of my jokes

Here are some more jokes....

What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.

Here some more jokes...

1)Girls are like phones...we love to be held and talked to ...but press a wrong button and you will be disconnected.

2)He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3)If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect ...then why practice

Here some more...
1. If you take a shower in the morning be sure to bring it back,someone else might need it.

2.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

3.For Sale: Wedding dress, size 6, worn once by mistake.

4.Two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two Wrights made an airplane.

5.If the #2 pencil is the most popular and best then,why isn't it #1 ?

good ones sakhi. i am sure SPians are enjoying. Where is Raj? I sure miss him.