😆 Dheer...Bahut Adheer hai..😉😉😉
1--
Dheer Singh is appearing for his Universityfinal examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
belt and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Sir ji, I am only following the instructions
- 'Answer in brief'.....😆😆😆2--
Dheer: Teacher,how is my singing?
Teacher: You have a powerful voice,one that is enough to wake the dead and kill the living.
3--
Once Dheer and his father were swimming in a river.
Father: 'Son, what will you do if there is a hole in your boat and you are drowning?
Dheer: I will make another hole for the water go out.😆😆
4--Once young Dheer and his frnds were talking amongst each other
First frnd: When my dad hits the football the net breaks.
Second frnd: When my dad hits the football the earth quakes.
Dheer:When my dad hits the football, the ball remains there only but my dad flies.
Hope you will enjoy the new jokes of Dheer..keep smiling..Raj..😊