Dheer ke Karnaame...😆😆😆
1--Dheer stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, sir?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
.....😆😆😆2--One rainy day our Dheer was travelling by his new Ferrari car. He was not a very good driver and so, did not have complete control on it. Mike tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Dheer's car came in contact with Tyson's bike. Tyson got very angry.
He dragged Dheer out of the car and threw him a few yards away from the car. Tyson then drew a small circle around Dheer and shouted "Hey !! It's not easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately".
Then Tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at Dheer. Dheer looked at Tyson sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked at Dheer. Dheer grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again looked at Dheer. Dheer was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand.
This time Tyson came to Dheer and he told "oh! what is this? I am spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"
Dheer replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle and you did not notice it. I have fooled you. You are a fool .." 😆😆😆
3--Dheer and two other prisoners were awaiting execution by firing squad.
One Person said, "When we each go up to be executed, just shout a warning like a disaster is about to happen. When it catches them off guard, we can escape."
The first Person goes to get executed. When the guard says "Ready. Aim...". The person yells "Hurricane!!". So when the firing squad hides, he climbs the wall and escapes.
The second person stands before the squad and when the time ccomes, he yells "Earthquake!!". He, likewise escapes.
Next Dheer stands before the firing squad. And when the guard says, "Ready. Aim...". Just then Dheer yells, "FIRE!!" 😆😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes....keep smiling...Raj...😊😊
Udne Ki Aasha
