hi guys, i got inspired by the "jokes on dheer" by set_raj and tried some more jokes. read n enjoy them
A teacher was asking Ishaan ,
Teacher: Can u give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Ishaan: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Ishaan: what is your birth date dad ?
Dheer: 13th October
Ishaan: Which year?
Dheer: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
One day jhooma was asking dheer,
Jhooma : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Dheer : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
At a restaurant,
Dheer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
After his lunch To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Dheer pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
After returning back from a foreign trip, Dheer asked Aditi,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Aditi: No! Why?
Dheer: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
On a Women empowerment rally Dheer was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
When Dheer was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Dheer shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive
Dheer, Brijesh, Jiji and Tara are travelling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
womens and Brijesh are sitting there looking perplexed.
Dheer is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Tara is thinking:
This Dheer is all crazy after Jiji. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Jiji is thinking:
Dheer must have tried to kiss me but kissed Tara instead and got slapped.
Dheer is thinking:
Damn it. Brijesh Bhaisa must have tried to kiss Jiji. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Brijesh is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Dheer again
