Here's my set of questions. I'm a notorious griller so excuse me! ............ 😃
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
If you're blind can you see your dreams? sure y not
Why are softballs hard? makes life hard
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights? he better knows it ... 😉
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! pluto is ready n Goofy is relaxing 😛
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice? hidden beauty 😃
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? going to ask nursery children😛
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 😆 😆 gooood one 😆 😆
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers? let ask him 😆
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk? not only cow produces milk .... still its while 😳
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead? coz ppl are lazy while watching want to try the best 🤪
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'? to not to broke the deal 😆
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? 😕
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways? may be bcoz of population and show off ... more population more money..... more money more showoff .... more showoff more cars.... hence no place to park ..... 😉
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them? coz they are hammed !! 😉
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?
Why is rush hour so slow? is it ??
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?
Is a fly without wings called a walk? thats when u feel on the top of the world or inner satisfaction
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one? coz we have two legs 😛
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study? No, i dont agree on "the more u know more u forget" ...if ur base and concept is clear u'll not forget 😉
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends? who can be happy without friends?😃
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split? bcoz we hv to split it
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