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Recap:
Okay so what was in store for us on the first episode🤓 ..... hmmmmm ..... batao batao
areeeyyy...... tumlog home work nahi karte ho kya 🤔????
Okay chalo mein hiy bata deity hoo😊
Toasty's parents, no actually mom insists her hubby to sternly talk with Toasty about Tej the guy with whom she has been having an affair for a couple of years (mothers they are so typically clich, mujhey tow saab mothers mein thoda bohut Mrs. Bennet🤪 nazar atiy hein), father keeps nodding, in the mean while Toasty's frnds arrive to pick her up to attend an engagement party. After the party both Toasty and Tej go out for dinner (wonder why????😲 Was the engagement party without food???😆)LOL
Epi kickcs off with the honking of the horns and sounds of the traffic and then TING TONG!!😆
(Lo aagaya hone walal damad😳 aab karlo jitni baatein karni hei)
Toasty's little sister who is busy over her mobile phn, probably playing games, opens the door (uuffff yeh aajkaalke bacchein kab akal ayega ..... humesha mobile mobile mobile). Okay in comes Mr. Tej Prakash Chaturvedi😛 (wonder what Toasty's dad get in calling Tej by his full name first, middle and family name, doesnt he get tired everytime???😕😕). The usual meheman nawazi starts off by both Mr. and Mrs. Bennet😆😆😆, uuuffff I mean by both Toasty's mom n dad. Tej brings out a cough syrup and hand it oevr to Toasty's mom saying that he knew that her syrup ran out, and then hands over the remote control to Toasty's dad, saying he got it fixed😲 (yeh aadmi ghar se sara saman uttha ke leke jata hein bina batayein???😲😕 ppl will start being freaking worried if things keep disappearing like that😕😆)
Okay so Mrs. Bennet goes to make coffee for honewala damad and Toasty follows leaving the coast clear for a man to man conversation between the two (Mithai rubs her palms in excitement to see how the father in law deals with the would be son in law😉 ........ pur yeh kya????😲) instaed of a man to man convo they are doing "idhar udhar ki bataein vaghera vaghera" (oh these men)
The scene shifts to the kitchen where mother and daughter are busy in conversation about the prospective additional memeber of the household Mr. Tej Prakash Chaturvedi (LOL what a big name😆) "For two years he has only been giving me 'goli', but aint doing what he shoud do" says Mrs. Bennet😕
"Wohi tow karne aya hein"- "Thats wat he is here for", says Toasty
"Dheere baat kar dheere" - "Put your volume down" adds Mrs. Bennet (Yeh lo khud unchi awaz mein baat kar rahi hein aur beti ko keh rahi hein dheere baat karne ke liye🤪This lady is bonkers I tell you)
Funny bg music plays on and both would be father in law and son in law, looks at each other smiles makes irrelevant gestures and smiles more🤪🤪 Both are even more nervous than a bride on her wedding day ("guys" they are so unpredictable )
Finally the sound of the mixer from the kitchen brings the would be father in law's senses back and he finally says "Aaj mein tumse kuch khas baat karna chahta hoon...."
Tej: "Ji kehiye"
Mr. Bennet : "khas matlab ... alag baat hein" 🤪 (we r going bonkers here Mr. Bennet😆😆😆)
Tej: Aalag baat?😳
Mr. B : "Aaj ... ehh ... alag matlab weise tow humlog rozhi baat karte rehte hein ke tum keise ho, kya chal raha hein, lekin yeh baat thodi alag hein" (woh hum saabko pata chaalchuka hein aapke body language se .... ab jaldi bataiyeh varna yeh bechara Tej bhag jayega yaha se😕😆😆😆)
But Tej isnt a stupid fellow you know he understands wat Toasty's father wants to say even without having him speak in so many words
Aaaahhhh a sigh of relief comes out and then he says "Aaj subhe tumhari aunty ne .... Sudha"(So we know freaking Mrs. Bennet's name is Sudha) "unse meri baat huiy, tow humne tumhe yaha yeh poochne ke liye bulaya hein ki ...."
and TA-DA comes in the freaking lady interrupting the conversation with a jiggy question "Tumhari shaadi ho gayi?" 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 *Double facepalm*(what an embarassing situation and funny too .... watch it to believe it)
"Mummy"😲
"Sudha"😲 father n daughter together shouts out
Tej gets up and says "Uncle agar mein shadishuda hota tow kabhi bhi Toasty ko iss tarike se ...."
"Nahi nahi hein shadi shuda ... bus nahi hui hein shadi beittho" the father says
(bechara Tej shayad iske kismat mein Toasty ke ghar beithna likha hiy nahi hein) the momen he goes to sit, the freaking lady opens her dumb mouth again "Aur bacchein?"🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 (I say this lady is absolutely out of her mind)
Finally the freaking lady is out of the scene thanks to Toasty
The two talks and Tej says he was waiting for the ryt moment to talk about Toasty bak in his home and Toasty's father was surprised at the fact that for past two years no one single day had the ryt moment, finally we see Toasty's fathergiving Tej a stern ultimatum that he would have to speak to his family by tomorrow.
(Sheesh finally the coversation has taken place)
Little Gyan Prakash Chaturvedi (Hope thats wat his name is) the youngest of the Chaturvedi family wakes up as the eldest of the family shakes him and the alarm goes on TTTRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!!!! he is asked to make the tea for the day, but its not his turn (accha tow Chaturvedi household mein roz subhe ki chaye rotation mein banta hein!!!!👏)
The youngest member goes around the house with the ringing Alarm clock to every member of the house and finally gets to know its turn of Mr. Prachin Chaturvedi, a man rightly named coz his way of living is of the tym of Father Abraham😆😆😆
This overtly eco friendly guy attempts to make the morning tea with the help of sun rays 🥱😆😆😆🥱
Tej is busy taking blessing of his deceased mother in front of her photograph to give him courage to talk abt Toasty to every one, whn lil Gyani runs across the hall calling out to everyone. The chaos was all because someone has stolen the regular provision of the milk that comes to thr house for the fourth tym (hey bhagwan chori karne ka aur behtar kuch mila nahi tow doodh ki bottles???😲 kisi ne saach hiy kaha hein chori karna adat hein majboori nahi🥱😆😆😆)
oh and the stolen bottle of milk has different takes on different ppl, tha best of which is dadaji "Hey bhagwan....Kalyug hein Kalyug, prithvi ka naash aab nasdik hein"😆😆😆
and the chaos goes on ........ (what a funny chaos, sorry frnds u have to watch it to enjoy the full of it, the dialogues are darn witty n hillarious to the bits specialy the arguement on what Dadaji should call Pashupatinath should he call him Pashu or Pati😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆)
In the mean while tea is being ordered from outside n Tej hatches the plan of a meeting at the morning tea to talk about Toasty n his relationship.
👏👏👏 A wonderful n must watch hillarious scene is that of the tea stall whn the owner recvs a phn call n then calls his apprentice "Aye cchotu, uusss bina aurto wale ghar mein chaye deke aa"😆😆😆 (Hey Bhagwan kya reputation hein😳😆😆)
Cchotu reaches Chaturvedi niwas whr he meets Tej at the gate, while taking the tea Tej gives cchotu some money and asks him to do a job for him (😲 haila!!!! bacchein ko teaching underhand means of making money!!!! teaching a kid how to take bribe????Giving n taking bribes are both equally criminal offence) jokes apart cchotu does Tej's work of personally calling everyone to the living room over the morning tea n there after a lot of constraints n restraints finally blurts the truth out in one breath "Meinekladkisepyarkartahoonaurusseshaadikarnachahtahoon"😆😆😆
(😲dint get it?😳 okay here it goes with the punctuations and space bars😆😉)
"Mein ek ladki se pyar karta hoon aur usse shaadi karna chahta hoon"
n TA-DA everyone is aghast, looking at Tej as if he just turned into a wild animal from a perfectly goodlooking guy😆
Precap : Every memeber of the family is giving their own opinion on Tej's wish to get married, and Tej is buying dadaji's favrt flavoured pan from thw nearest local pan shop, to butter him up.
Sheeeesssshhh at last I am done
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