Singers of the Week - Back to Jodi again - Page 104

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

You are badkismati se invited to attend the marriage ceremony of

Sumo Wrestler(not a pro just popular cuz of his potla...which is wayyyy bigger than any sumo wrestler)

w/

Bhootni...oops she's wearing make-up...ahem... Chameli

who will tie the knot in precisely about 9 hrs (because thats when i think the groom falls asleep) and i think this wedding takes place every night...oh and do give ur blessings('cuz they desperately need it!!!)

Please no gift boxes!!!...money will do...cuz the bhootni spends everything on make-up since she uses it day and night to not appear ghastly and the groom needs it to spend it on food for his potla(yes both of their income isn't enuf for them)

Rocking job for Pathreeley! You matched his wit word for word!!!

@ mannu - Hindi films aur serials mein bhootniyan zyaada hi make-up lagati hain! 😆😆

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

Question time for both sadelos 😆

See the lyrics:

Suna suna lamha lamha
teri yaadein tanha tanha
aakar mujhe tum tham lo
aisa milan fir ho na ho
bepanaah pyaar hain aaja
tera intezar hain aaja
ooooo bepanaah pyaar hain aaja

Task: Change the lyrics of the song to fit the following situations (In all 10 situations)

Comedy suna suna lamha lamha

abhi ko deepika, nahi milne waali hai na!!! NOW thats funny😆

Item number my partner will be singing this..

soona soona lamha lamha

mera badan 36 75 40 hai na

mujhe zara aishwariya ki tarha lachakne do na

Ghost singing for its love original song is a ghost singing for her love😛😆

Sports theme song soona soona lamha lamha

india ki cricket team once in a blue moon jeetti hai na

phir bhi indian league same players pe paise phekti hai na

Dard-e- DISCO song SOONA SOONA LAMHA LAMHA

ye dil mera hamesha akele ho kar bhi naachne laga

soona soona lamha lamha

Action soona soona lamha lamha

mein tumeh ek laat maarooon kya

phir tum mujhe ek punch maarna

phir mein tumhare sar pe vase phodunga

Artistic love story soona soona lamha lamha

woh chaand taare tum todh laao na

reply: soona soona lamha lamha

woh sabh tumhare saamne peekhe padh jaainge na...

Hum tum ek kamre me band ho situation😆

soona soona lamha lamha

bhook lagi hai khaana chahiye

chaabi jaldi dhoondho na

warna mein tumhara khoon peejaaungi na

CKY singing to DIA😆 soona soona lamha lamha

meri dost kitni achhi hai na😆

DIA singing to CKY😆 soona soona lamha lamha

is sadele se koi samjhaaena

aisa potla ladkon ko hona ...

...achhi baat nahi hai na!

oh wait i forgot...

woh ban chuka hai abh chammiya😆

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

Question time for both sadelos 😆

See the lyrics:

Suna suna lamha lamha
teri yaadein tanha tanha
aakar mujhe tum tham lo
aisa milan fir ho na ho
bepanaah pyaar hain aaja
tera intezar hain aaja
ooooo bepanaah pyaar hain aaja

Task: Change the lyrics of the song to fit the following situations (In all 10 situations)

Comedy

Suna suna dukh dardi suna
Sunane ko maine nahi kiya mana

Behti Ganga mein haath dho lo

Mai bhi to sunu tera pagalpana

Bepanaah pyaar hai to door hoja

Kabse bhaga raha hoon ab chalija

Teri raah dekh raha hai tera jeeja

Kyonki teri behen ke saath hai tera bhateeja

Item number

Soone lamhe ko bhejo disco

Bhejo Disco Bhejo Disco

Soone lamhe ko bhejo disco

Bhejo Disco Bhejo Disco

Wo haseena wo bepanah pyaar

Kar gaya dil pe chhuri ka waar

Neend aay gayi karte intezaar

Dil se mere nikli dakaar

Ghost singing for its love

Ye to Dementor (Dia) hi likh payegi….wo demented language samajhti hai

Sports theme song

Suna suna ye stadium
teri yaad aayi ab aaja humdum

Aakar ticket khareed lo

Pata nahi match ho na ho

bepanaah pyaar hain aaja
pocket ko tu khaali kar ja

Dard-e- DISCO song

Aah written above…

Action (isko Omkara ki tarah gaa kar padhiye)

Sun sun sadan sadaiya re
tanha kare tu bhaiyya re
aaja bakra aaja bakra
hooo pyaar karna bhool ja
dande madenge dus bara

Aaja bakra hooo aaja bakra

Artistic love story (isko Meri Zindagi mein Ajnabi ka intezaar hai style mein gaakar padhiye)

Meri zindagi mein soone lamhe ka intezaar hai

Mai kya karun tanhai mein cheekh pukaar hai

Tumhara haath jaana pehchaana

Kyon pehna hai gloves purana

Aaaaargh...what a mind bender!!...Abhi bhai..I couldn;t anymore.....it is too much of a mindbender...and everything I think of turns into a tapori song.😆

Translate literally in Hindi! Then attribute each to a member!!! 😃 (For Dia and Manish, both 😈)

After dark all cats are leopards.

A midge in your hand is worth two up your kilt.

Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

You never test the depth of a river with both feet.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Arrey raat ke dhayee baj rahey hain. Meri kahani kahan hai, Mannu??? Aur Syringe ke sawaalon ke jawaab????

Originally posted by: simtara

For Mannu, with love... Shaitaan! 😈
Some questions I'd normally ask Dia... I wonder what you have to say... 😆 I expect an answer to all 😛

1. What's your guilty pleasure? Hmmm...caught me there Simstar....didn't you....those "fine" magazines under the pillow in hostel😃

2. What do you order most often when eating out? Thai....Mint Leaves and Vegetables with Basil extra spicy

3. What do you order most often when getting delivery? Carl's Jr...SouthWestern Spicy Chicken Sandwich

4. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 😆 3 formal, 3 casuals

5. Have you ever had make-up applied on you? Do tell 😉 😆 Henna yes...when I was a kid

6. What food joint did you frequent most out of canteen in college days? he he....kaash paakit mein paisa hota....apna Bun Sandwich wala chai dookan zindabaad

7. Have you ever worn women's clothing? If so, under what circumstances...? Nope

8. Do you wear any jewelry at all? (pierced ear, necklace, ring, wristband, etc) nope

9. What's the most feminine thing you've done willingly? worn pink....I loved pink until I came to this country

10. What's the most feminine thing you've been forced to endure? In an antakhshari I was forced to be on the girls' side

😉

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Comedy

Suna suna dukh dardi suna
Sunane ko maine nahi kiya mana

Behti Ganga mein haath dho lo

Mai bhi to sunu tera pagalpana

Bepanaah pyaar hai to door hoja

Kabse bhaga raha hoon ab chalija

Teri raah dekh raha hai tera jeeja

Kyonki teri behen ke saath hai tera bhateeja

(tumhaarey ultee-seedhi lions ka asar hai)

Action (isko Omkara ki tarah gaa kar padhiye)

Sun sun sadan sadaiya re
tanha kare tu bhaiyya re

aaja bakra aaja bakra
hooo pyaar karna bhool ja
dande madenge dus bara

Aaja bakra hooo aaja bakra

Aaaaargh...what a mind bender!!...Abhi bhai..I couldn;t anymore.....it is too much of a mindbender...and everything I think of turns into a tapori song.😆

All were great, but the highlighted lines were too good! 😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

edited and re-posted on p:136