'Aaja Nachle' - Page 2

Nishant Goyal

So I've been watching the promos of Aaja Nachle. I'm looking forward to the film for two reasons: one, because it's the directorial debut of Anil Mehta, who is an incredible director of photography, and two, because it's the comeback vehicle of the woman who taught me to count from one to 13. I mean, whoa. I feel like I'm back in school, smiling shyly at the TV set as Madhuri Dixit goes Aaja piya aayee bahaar..

Heard the song Show me your jalwa by Richa Sharma and Kailash Kher? To-tally electric. Eat your heart out Ash, here come nainas which are far more Kajra re than yours. The queen bee is back. Mohini.. Mohini.. Mohini.. Mohini.. Mothering blues A former queen bee who now has her back to the wall is Britney Spears. Apparently after , her split with husband Kevin Federline (he reminds me of a Delhi blue line bus) she'd hang up her wedding gown and keep asking her two sons - two-year-old Sean and 13month-old Jayden - why their daddy left her.

I'm guessing if they could speak they'd tell her that if they could slip away undetected, they'd split too. Not that I'm a fan of K-Fed. His debut rap CD sold less in numbers than tickets to Rakhi Sawant's film Buddha Mar Gaya. That's not saying much because that monstrosity was watched only by two people, Rakhi and Sawant. Um, make that one person. Fergie's boyfriend, actor Josh Duhamel, is keen on settling down and having kids. At the same time, denying rumours that he had proposed to her. Reportedly, he's jealous of his friends who have kids, and thinks it's about time the two of them did something about and towards it. He says, and I quote, "I've got to get on the horse." Even though I don't think Fergie will like being called that, I hope that their relationship remains stable, no pun intended. Besides, no ring, no proposal, no marriage, no commitment.. so what does he mean by 'settling down?' Lagta hai yeh news farzi hai. Tambourine man There's two ways to be in a Bob Dylan video. One is, you sell your ancestral property and move to Los Angeles. Do the rounds of every casting director, blow up all your money on schmoozing with stars, get thrown out of your apartment because you can't afford the rent, walk around with a sign that says, "Will work for food" until Dylan trips over you, sleeping on the sidewalk and casts you in his video as a ragpicker. The other, is to make a unique video of yourself singing along to his classic Like a rolling stone, and put it up on www.youtube.com, where Dylan's editors will compile one video from the best of the uploaded clips. I think the second one is the way to go, so get on it. Happy 37th Birthday to puff Daddy.. erhm, P. Diddy, no wait, Puffy or is it Sean .. Combs … or Diddy? All this is making me feel very giddy Final . ly if there were a sequel to Choli ke peechhe , kya hai, what would it be?

Show me your salwar? Until next time, stay safe and sound.