Time for a fresh set ...: Handle these warm ups before I get you some really serious situationals....😛
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Thanks Adi some proposed answers in red. Will rush to office now.
- How can a bald man know if he is getting old when he cannot see any gray hair on his head?
Bald men are compensated with thicker beard.
- If "nothing is impossible" then what the possibility of something being possible when the possibility of the impossible being possible is not only impossible but very possible?
We could be delving into the arena of a miracle perhaps.
- "All is fair in war and love"- then what is unfair?
Basically all is fair even if we resort to chemical warfare or all other unfair means.
4. "First come, first served"- What happens if you come in third, does that mean you don't get served? Isn't this prejudice?
Third is served third under this rule. Prejudice is when the third gets served first.
5. "Charity begins at home" – Does this mean you give more pocket money to your children?
Well if we are going to waste our money on gambling or drinking then the children may help us to save.
6. "Every Dog has his day"- what does a donkey have?
Donkeys only say "Hee Haw" which basically means eveyday is the same a " holiday"?
7. "A great talker is a great liar" – does that make a shy introvert the most truthful person?
Well the lesser spoken the lesser possibility of being prosecuted. "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be used against you."
8. "Don't put all your eggs in a basket"-what about if you want to put them in the same bag?
No difference but normally a basket is safer than a bag.
9. "Fortune knocks once at every man's door" –why is fortune so lazy?
Good Fortune has many places to visit, and is extremely busy.
10. "Let sleeping dogs lie"-what if the dog want to doze off while sitting?
So I presume the dog must be meditating and deep in prayers. We should respectfully bow down to the dog and offer some food and water.