GAME- Do you Have an Answer ?!?!

Hello friends,

Life is full of questions, answers to most is unknown to us…If only we had a reply to all the why's, who's where's, how's, when's if's and but's.........

We have plenty of such mind boggling questions in yahoo /google's unanswered questions list.

We see them every so often making way into MOTW threads and driving the MOTW nuts. We often get a MOTW's take on these questions but never really know what would the reply from another member might be.

Let's play a game……………………😛

In this thread, we will explore all those unanswered questions and see what replies each of us can come up with.😆

So, the game is - One member will ask any 2-5 such random questions. The others have to answer these questions and then post 2-5 more questions. Those who post the questions can also answer their own question sets.

The questions can be on anything, so long they don't get personal, abusive or insulting. Same goes with the replies. But if replies can be funny, then nothing like it. 😳

This is a member interactive thread and permission has been taken for it.

**But before you all start, please remember** :

1. No slangs/profane words/insult/abuse or attack.

2. Please DO NOT indulge in little personal chats thus turning the thread into a spam thread. You are most welcome to comment on the replies posted here and enjoy. But do not go overboard with personal chats.😳

3.While replying to the questions, please choose a different color to reply in..:

So can we start?

Let me post the first set of questions😛 :

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1.Why do cars drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

2. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

3. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

4. If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?

5. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

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Cheers.

nice game Adi Bro..😆

Originally posted by: advil

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1.Why do cars drive on a parkway but park in a driveway? No clue,since i haven't driven or parked a car yet...😳

2. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? i don't..😳

3. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?so d bank ppl can u beat u wid dem wen u don't pay ur loan rates..😆

4. If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for? to help us..😕i hope..😆

5. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? depends on how u see it..😛

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here r my questions;

1.Why does a round Pizza come in a square box?

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

3.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4.Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Kya huya? where are all..?? 😆OK..let me start...my replies in Red.

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1.Why do cars drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

to drive a thinker insane

2. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

How do you think you went blind in the first place- the sight of love does that...😆

3. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?To spread its wings.

4. If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?

to help us.

5. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

failed successfully.

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Guys don't forget to post your questions as well. Just go to google or Yahoo, there are millions of such questions there..😆

Originally posted by: advil

Hello friends,

Hi Adi

So can we start?

Is that a question? 😛

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1.Why do cars drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Your car drives itself! 😲 And parks itself!? Can I borrow it sometime? 😃
You see in the Naming Convention of 1639, the scribe was dyslexic and confused "drive-way" with "park-way" ... and ever since, no other Naming Convention has been held - Oxford Dictionary decided to take that job upon itself.

2. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

See it's the first sight that blinds you...You're well and good till you look, and then...

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3. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
We're still conferring with the monkeys on this question. Once we've located a translator, I'll get back to you.

4. If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
Others aren't here. They are there. They come here for help. And when we need help we go there and others help us.

5. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Besides failing to fail, you've succeeded to succeed. And since you set out to succeed in failing failed in doing so, you've done nothing.

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Cheers.

I'll post a set later 😊

Originally posted by: Prenz~13

here r my questions;

1.Why does a round Pizza come in a square box? Because a BOX is always Square (sometimes rectangle to) and never round.😛

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Testtube

3.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Inside it is in liquid state. It only dries up when in contact with air and that is outside bottle or when you keep bottle open.

4.Why is the word abbreviation so long? Because abbreviation is not abbreviated. It is simply a word.

Originally posted by: Maya_M

omg Maya ...... our first & fourth answers are exactly the same😆

Originally posted by: advil

Let me post the first set of questions😛 :

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1.Why do cars drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

IN some language, parkway in English means driveway. Creators of Enlgish stole words from other languages, thus confusing us advanced species😃

2. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

we don't😆

3. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Money DOES grow on trees...Parent's don't want us to know

4. If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?

To receive help

5. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? Yoiu just learned that GOD HATES YOU😆

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Cheers.