Hungama at Ismail Darbar's Garba

This weekend on Hungama – Ismail Darbar's world's biggest Garba.

Neha: 😃 Hello and a very warm welcome to Hungama. Main hoon Neha Bhasin aur aaj mere paas aap logon ke liye kuch khaas hai. Jaise ki aap jaante hain, pichle hafte Ismail ji ne ek garba host karne ka elaan kiya tha. Kuch din pehle, yeh garba Surat mein laga. Aur Ismail ji ke saath wahan jaa pohunche SaReGaMaPa ke sabhi contestants aur gurus. Aur humari Hungama team bhi. To chaliye hum aapko dikhate hain wahan kya Hungama hua!

(Cut to scene)

Neha: Mere saath hai is Garbe ke host, Ismail Darbar. Ismail ji, kaafi acchi tayyari ki hai aapne. 😊

Ismail: Shukriya. Yeh to bas upar wale ki karam aur baaju wale ki madad se poseebal hua hai.

Neha: Baaju wale? Matlab aapke padosi?

Ismail: Ab padosi bolo, dost bolo, dushman bolo.. main to ab usko guru bolta hoon – SRGMP mein mera baaju waala, Himesh. Agar woh mereko album nahi dilaata, to yeh garba karne ke liye paisa kahaan se aata. 😎

Neha: Accha Ismail ji, yeh bataiye ki aapko Surat aake kaisa laga?

Ismail: Arre tu to aisa bol rahi hai jaise main pehli baar aa raha hoon. Yaad rakh beta, main Surat mein hi paida hua tha, aur Surat main hi maroonga. Abhi tu meri villain jaisi surat se camera hata aur jaa kisi aur ka interview le – yahan bahot hero log hai. Yeh le, ek to aa bhi gaya - apna Shekhar.

Just then, Shekhar joins them.

Neha: Shekhar ji, what do you think of the garba.

Shekhar: This is a very well organized garba, I must say. Ismail ji, Vishal and I would like to say that we are very proud to have you as a colleague, and we have the highest respect for you. 😊

Ismail: Shekhar, respect to meri nazar mein teri badh gayi hai – sach bata, tere itne saare ladkiyaan fans kaise ho gaye? 😉

Shekhar: Ismail ji, please… meri biwi aur bacchi bhi yahan hain. 😳

Ismail: Kya baat hai. Isko bolte hain chhota parivaar, sukhi parivaar. Ek biwi, ek bacchi, aur ek woh… internet waali. 😉

Both Shekhar and Neha looks visibly embarrassed. Just then Vishal comes over.

Ismail: Aaja mere ujde chaman. Tera hi intezaar tha.

Shekhar: Hey Vishal.

Neha: Hello Vishal ji. 😊

Vishal responds by simply punching his chest.

Vishal: Nice party. Where's Himesh and Bappi da?

Shekhar: Here comes Bappi da.

Bappi Lahiri comes dressed in a kilt.

Bappi: Hello everyone. Bohot occha party diya Ismail tum. Tumko maloom hai na, gorba homara favorite donce hay.

Ismail: Arre Bappi da, sab ke favorite to aap ho.

Shekhar: That's true. Bappi da, me and Vishal have nothing but the greatest respect for you. 😃

Bappi: Thank you Shekhar. Lekin opna Himesh kahan hay?

Vishal: Who knows? Late as usual. 🤔

Just then Himesh walks up to the group.

Himesh: Yahan meri buraai chal rahi hai kya?

Shekhar: No Himesh, nothing like that.

Himesh: Okay fine. I admit. Main naak se gaata hoon. Khush?

Vishal: What are you talking about? 😕

Himesh: Nahi, mujhe pata hai mere bahot critics hain.

Bappi: Nohi Himesh. Tum to homara favorite ho.

Himesh: Lekin one day I will win all the critics over. Dekh lena.

Ismail: Accha mere bhai – yeh bata ki tujhe der kyon hui?

Himesh: Kya bataaon Ismail ji. Main to aane wala hi nahi tha. Bilkul mood off tha. 😒

Ismail: Aisa kyon?

Himesh: Jab se Salman bhai ko jail hui hai, gale se ek niwala nahi nikla. 😭

Bappi: Haan, hom bhi bahot sad hay. Woh homara most favorite hay.

Shekhar: Yes, that's really sad news. First Sanjay Dutt, and now him.

Bappi: Sonjay bhi homara most favorite hay. 😳

Neha sneaks away to check on the contestants.

Neha: Hey guys. Enjoying the garba? 😃

Aneek (dancing and shaking all over): Yes! (out of breath) I'm enjoying! (pant pant) Rock da worlddd! 🥳

Mauli (crunching her nose): I've seen better garbas in Houston. This one is just okay.

Aneek: This is best garba man! You have this in America? Look.

He picks up the sticks and tries to copy Akshay Kumar's nanchaku move, but it slips out of his hand and goes to hit Sumedha, who makes a face and moves away.

Sumedha: Loser. 👎🏼

Neha: Accha.. garbe ke mauke pe kaun gaana sunaana chahega? Mauli?

Mauli: Sure! Can I sing Maiya Maiya? 😛

Neha: That's not a garba song. 😕

Mauli: But it's the only song I can sing! 😳

Neha: 🤔 Hmm.. maybe later.

She turns to Mussarat, who is eating at the buffet table.

Neha: Mussarat, kya kha rahe ho tum?

Mussarat: Roti. 😊

Neha: Sirf roti? Uske saath aur kuch nahi?

Mussarat: Himesh ji ne kaha hai ki gaane aur khaane mein koi milawat nahi chahiye. No versatile, no mixing. Sirf pure sufi, aur saadi roti.

Neha: Umm.. okay. Tum please hamari audience ko koi garba theme waala gaana sunao.

Mussarat: Sorry ji. Nusrat Fateh Ali saab ka gaya hua koi garba song nahi hai.

Neha: 😳 Oh okay. Koi baat nai.

She spots Harpreet, who seems to be picking up something from the ground.

Neha: Harpreet, tum kya dhoond rahe ho?

Harpreet: Main kuch dhoond nahi raha Neha ji, bas Surat ki mitti utha raha hoon, maathe pe lagane ke liye.

Neha: Surat se tumko itna lagaav hai? 😊

Harpreet: O ji, mujhe nahi, Ismail ji ko Surat se lagaav hai. Aur yahan ki mitti main maathe pe laga loon to unko mujhse bhi lagaav ho jaayega. Matbal har baar 10 milenge. 😃

Mauli: It doesn't matter. He gives everyone 10s anyway, regardless of how they sing.

Harpreet: How you know this?

Mauli: I mean, duh.. he gave me a 10! 🤔

Harpreet: Oh.

Neha: Hmm, she has a point. Anyway Harpreet, tum garba song gaaoge?

Harpreet: 😡 Bhad mein gaya garba aur bhad mein gayi Surat ki mitti. Aaj se main sirf bhangra karoonga.

Neha (turns to Amanat): Amanat, please – ek garba song.

Amanat: Neha ji, gaana nahi, main aapko garbe ke upar ek sher sunata hoon.

Neha: Oh really? Irshaad irshaad. 😛

Amanat: Garba hai garba, garba hai garba,

Garbe mein aaye is bande ki khwahish hai.

Ki main SRGMP ka contest jeetoon

Bas janta vote kare, meri yehi farmaish hai.

Mauli: Wah wah. Wah wah. 👏

Neha: Umm lekin is sher ka garbe se kya lena dena tha? 😕

Amanat: Sher mein 3 baar garbe ka zikr tha ji. 😃

Neha: Hmm never mind. 🤔

She turns and sees Aditya tinkering with his hair.

Neha: Aditya! Tumhe to gaane ka bahot shauq hai. Let's hear one garba song!

Aditya: Not now Neha ji, meri wig loose ho gayi hai 😵. Give me 10 minutes (he walks off).

Neha spots Raja dancing with Aneek.

Neha: Raja – hamare number 1 contestant! There you are.

Raja: Neha ji, is baar to main number 2 ho gaya. Number 1 banna aasaan hai, lekin nibhaana bahot mushkil hai, jaise Himesh ji ne kiya hai.

Aneek: Arre nahi. Number 1 banne ke liye sirf ek cheez chahiye – pyaar. Pyaar hai to votes hai, votes nahi to kuch bhi nahi. Yeh maine apne guruji se seekha hai. 😉

Neha: Accha Aneek, to hamein yeh batao ki aakhir who hai kaun jis se tum pyaar karte ho? 😛

Aneek: Nahi. Himesh ji ne kaha hai ki final tak chup rehna. 😳

Neha: Accha koi baat nahi. Kam se kam humari audience ko ek garba waala gaana suna do.

Aneek: Sorry Neha ji. Aaj mera gaane ka nahi, dance karne ka mood hai. Gaana Raja gaayega. Main naachne ke liye tayyar hoon.

Neha: Okay. Raja, tum to folkish songs mein acche ho. Kuch garbe ke theme ka gaao na.

Raja: Zaroor Neha ji...ready?

Neha: Haan camera is on. Shuru ho jaao! 👍🏼

Raja: Okay... uh… um… eh…. ah…

Neha: Kya hua? Shuru karo.

Raja: Woh main.. lyrics bhool gaya. 😒

Neha: Oh my god, I don't believe this… 😵

Raja: Nahi aap yahin rukiye, Neha ji... main abhi haath pe lines likh ke aata hoon (leaves).

Neha is standing shaking her head. Suddenly, a hand taps her on the shoulder. She turns back and stares into a face with ghostly, evil-looking eyes.

Neha (screaming): Eeeeekkkk!! Bhoooottt! 😲

Poonam: Neha ji, main hoon, Poonam.

Neha: Poonam! Tum ne mujhe daraa diya tha! Take off those scary lenses right now!! 😡

Hearing the screams, everyone else comes over.

Ismail: Kya hua?

Neha: Kuch nahi Ismail ji. Bas Poonam ke lenses dekh ke darr gayi.

Mauli: Yea she's really looking scary in them. 🤢

Poonam: Lekin yeh lenses mujhe mere friend ne diye hain. 😭

Tears start coming out of Poonam's eyes.

Neha: Oh I'm sorry. Please ro mat.

Himesh: 😡 Bas! Ab koi Poonam ko kuch nahi kahega! Uski maa ki kahani kisi se chhupi nahi hai. Woh jo bhi karna chahe, usko poori azaadi hai.

Bappi: Haan. Poonam, tum homara favorite hay. 🤗

Ismail: Tu fikr mat kar beta. Main tere baap ki tarah hoon. Tu mujhe apna pita hi samajh. Jab tak main tujhe acche lens nahi dila deta, maalik mujhe maut na de.

Shekhar: Yes Poonam, Vishal and I are very proud to have you and your lenses in SRGMP. 😊

Vishal: 🤔 Poonam, about this whole drama here, I really don't care, but for your lenses, I'll give you 10 (punches his chest again).

Poonam is still crying. Raja comes and consoles her. Seeing this, the crowd of bystanders starts applauding him.

Himesh: Wah! Yeh saabit ho gaya ki Raja bahot accha insaan hai! 10! 10! 10! Aur Ismail ji?

Ismail: Haan 10.

Himesh: Bappi da?

Bappi da: Mera bhi 10 hay. Raja, tum bhi mera favorite ho. 😊

Himesh: Aneek! Ab tu bhi yahan aaja! Raja se kuch seekh, ki accha insaan kise kehte hain!

Vishal: No Himesh, Aneek is a great guy too.

Himesh: Nahi Vishal ji. Audience to sab Raja ki fan hai. Mere Aneek ka kya hoga. Bechara ne pyaar mein to chot khayi hi hai. Ab yahan bhi akela ho gaya.

Bappi: Nohi Himesh. Aneek bhi homara favorite hay.

Himesh: Arre Bappi da, aap to hone waale sasur ji ho. Aap to aisa hi bologe.

Shekhar: But Vishal and I are also very proud of Aneek. Right Vishal?

Vishal (punching his chest): Right. Aneek aur Raja mein se jo end mein competition jeetega, woh complete accha insaan hoke niklega. 👍🏼

Ismail: Yeh to tum abhi se hi predict kar rahe ho ki kaun accha insaan hai? To baaki sab kya shaitaan hai? 🤔

Vishal: Main sirf yeh dono ke personal competition ki baat kar raha hoon.

Ismail: Jo bhi ho. Baaki sab ka kya hoga? Yahan aur acche insaan nahi hai kya? Bilkul hai. Mere paas Amanat hai.

Bappi: 😃 Aur mere paas Mauli. O Mauli!

Suddenly the area is engulfed in chaos with everyone speaking and shouting at the same time.

(Cut to studio)

Neha: To yeh aapne dekha Surat ka saara hungama. Kuch cheezein kabhi nahi badalti, aur un mein se ek hai humare SRGMP ke mentors ki aadat. Anyway, dil to chahta hai ki aapko aur hungama dikhaein, lekin kya karein doston, ab mujhe aapse kehna hoga alvida. But do keep watching, and remember – jaari rahegaa hungaamaaaa! 😛

Oh shady is back with his report!!! 👏 shady is it fact or just to enjoy?

shady abhi padh hee rahi aur hanse ja rahi hoon..kya likha haii... 👏

relli lookin forward 2 it, written very nicly 👏

Shady kya kahoon tumne to sabki dukhti nasein pakdi hain..kisi ko nahin choda.. bahut hee acha likha.. 👏

😆 😆 😆 Very well written Shady... It was fun to read 😛

You could lend some of your skills to the Zee script-writers.. They need it desparately 😛

🤣 this is tooooooooo funny....esp when sumedha gets hit with the stick...and she goes loser!!! 😆 😆

good job...u should become a writer...or maybe u r ..how am i to know😆 😆 😆

Good shady bhai.....
as Jonney lever tells in Comedy Circus...

theme achi thi...
punches kaafi strong the...beech me thoda locha tha
himesh ke waqt thoda jhol tha, lekin i like it..so, ab point kiya do...
Always great are men
so i give you 10 😉