BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAKING NEWS>>>>>>>>>
*ding ding ding* the wedding bells ring...
LOOOOVE is in the AAAIIIIIR...mwahahah
Actually, hate to break it to you guys... but Junaid & I are due to get married Maori style Thursday, September 13th @ 7:56PM on the land that is New Zealand. See, after leaving SRGMP, Junaid discovered his true love. Me.
Together, we'll dig up the lost island of Atlantis with a shovel & pail, rename Atlantis Sheikhyourbooty, produce 27 babies (and name them each after every letter in the Spanish alphabet), build a gingerbread castle, and together rule as the first insurmountable monarchs of Atlantis/Sheikhyourbooty since it sunk. Plus, Junaid'll sing me to sleep (like a champion, psh who needs SRGMP) everyday and buy me lots of lollipops & ladoos.
Y'all are invited on one condition--- stop associating any supposed significant other with Junaid. We'd both appreciate that greatly, thanks.
😊 😊 😊 😊
Edit: Regarding the wedding, did I mention Himeshji will be making our rotis?