she 'rocked' the vishwayudh with 'maiya'
'guru's thought she did a 'mind blowing' job
then came taal se taal
and there went her taal
darbar told her not to commit suicide
and she did recover 'mast'
but, alas, one day came 'yeh jo des hai tera'
she went back to USA
and lived happily ever after!