Member Of The Week - Adi - Page 68

Originally posted by: manjujain

Kaisi ho leoni? aaj bahut dinon mein dikhai diye tum?

Manjuji..i m fine thnx hope u r too.....

Originally posted by: adi_0112

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Originally posted by: adi_0112

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Originally posted by: adi_0112

👏Fantastic

Thanks Sallidi..actually, I think I have answered all the sets...except for Zaindi's set and an essay.... Ronnie boy gave me a discount...so its OK.

Massacre...hmm...well jab hona hi hain toh style mei hotey hain...😆

Thanks Zee di ...will look forward to your questions too...but zyada bumpy mat bana doo

Hello Adi,

Thanks for answering my questions on page 59, I did not want to quote the whole questions and answers, but all I can say is that they are awesome answers. I read one of your replies where you described what everyone was doing to make your life miserable, You are so witty in the above post describing what everyone was trying to do to you, I was cracking up with laughter

🤣 This is more like a party🥳 with you being the life of the party. what a bunch of here to make this MOTW so hilarious and so much fun, not to mention the intellectual side, and also your briliant answers which I am sure that you had to put on a few thinking caps and denied your torturers the satisfaction of you losing your cool and trying to pull your hair out.

Anyhow I am going to jump in once again and now I think that I will post some lighthearted ones.

All your answers were brilliant, thanks for trying to solve that one I asked you to do, I tried several times, getting a different one each time, yours must be the right answer because you are more mathematical savvy than me.

Also, the question where I asked who discovered that the world was round, you re right, but it was an Italian by the name of Gallileo who first said it was round, because if a ship was approaching from the horizon, you would see the mast first, then the ship came into view, so thus he said that the world could not be flat. Anyhow all the brave explorers like Magellan, Drake, christopher Columbus, all discovered that it was round.

Anyhow here goes"

1. Why is this word woman given to an adult female, why the suffix man used.

2. Are you a good team player?

3.What is your greatest fear?

3.Let's pretend that you are a bit of a Romeo and dating 2 girls at the same time and you are unaware that they are friends. One day, you make a date with one of them at a certain place. When you arrive there, you see the two of them together, and they look very chummy. They both see you.

Now, what is your reaction.

How do you get out of this situation?

4. You now have your own pad, and you are dating this beautifuL girl, you have told her that you know to cook,which of course, you don't.
she sort of hints that she would like to eat something that you cook and invites herself over to dinner. What is your solution?

5. You meet a girl on the internet, now you both want to meet each other, so a time and place is set, and you tell her what colour dress to wear. You arrived at the spot, see the girl, but she is not this gorgeous creature you envisioned her to be. What will you do? Dont lie now, tell us the truth!

NOW IT IS TIME TO TICKLE YOUR BRAIN A BIT.

1. ONE DAY TWO FATHERS AND TWO SONS WENT FISHING. AT THE END OF THE DAY, EACH HAD CAUGHT ONE FISH, BUT THERE WERE ONLY THREE FISH IN ALL. hOW CAN THIS BE TRUE?

2. How long would it take to cut a log into ten pieces if each cut takes one minute?

3.If one man carries a sack of flour and another carries two sacks, who has the heavier load?

4. Whbat starts with a T, ends with a T and is full of T?

5. What three syllable word contains all twenty-six letters?

6.What has cities with no houses, rivers with no water, and forests without trees?

7.What question can you never answer "yes" to?

8.What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

9. What does'nt ask a question but needs to be answered?

10.What can speak any language in the world?

11.Light as a feather, ther's nothing in it

but the strongest man can't hold it for more than one minute. What is it?

12.What dog keeps the best time?

13.What did the big frying pan say to the little frying pan?

14.Why is it fun to tell eggjokes?

15.What has to get wet to dry?

Can you name the breed of dog from the clues given?

a)A dog that sounds like a sportsman

b)A dog that sounds like a province in Canada

c)A dog that sounds like it has lost it's voice.

16.What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailor?

17.what do two oceans say or do when they meet?

18.What is yours,yet used by others more than your self?

19.Here is a list of some films you may have seen or heard of. There is something wrong with all the titles. Can you fix them up?

a) The showering inferno

b)Planet wars

c)Star Track

d)The Umpire strikes back

e)Closed encounters of the third kind

f)The Godmother

g)Float the Titanic.

20.What do you break by naming it?

21. Describe your first day in your dream job.

As usual Adi, I will end more on a lighthearted note

Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers, then herded the bank tellers and other workers into the vault. As they were about to make their getaway, one of the tellers whispered,"Hey buddy, would you do me a favour?"

"What's on your mind, pal?"asked one of the robbers.

"Would you mind taking the books too?I'm ten thousand short"

Well Adi, have fun, I did not give you anything mind boggling here, maybe you are hoping that this week ends very soon eh!

Tally Ho

Sallidi

Originally posted by: vinit_anu

SUPER FANTASTIC ADI, BUT YOU DID NOT MENTION MY NAME. I WONDER WHY?

MAYBE, I DID NOT TORTURE YOU AND WAS A GOOD GIRL TO ESCAPE YOUR COMMENTS.

BRILLIANTLY COMPOSED. I WAS IN STITCHES, I NEARLY FELL TO THE FLOOR🤣

Edited by dazzling star - 18 years ago

Originally posted by: adi_0112

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Just tooooo good Adi... I am really running out of adjectives here 😃

Originally posted by: jayc1234

😆😉....Gr88 Adi!! actually i ws to quote other 2 liners also..but due to sum prblem cudn't..............but really the ones in wich u mentioned that...ok dey go like this

Main tmhare beghair nai reh skti--Bhaskar saying to his cofee--😆😆//O'Cmon its written dat "de skti"......par..chalta hai nahin😳😉

gud goingg......!!😃

and yessssss HApppy 2 c dat u r MOW....!😳😃

Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!😃 😃woah! atlastt m finaly bck home..(I-F)😉Gosh..! missd Sgrmp -Sec. 😳.....bt da day results of contest were out...only the other day i got ot know abt it and..thus...........datS I M IN..😉...hmmm..i ws xpecing k m out butt..........wat happned actually ws dat mere P.C ka hardware he ud gaya tha😆😆😳sara data kchrey mein chala gaya😭..---Oopss..wat m doing...instead of askin' questionz...m narrating my story!😆..oh k

wen i chkd srgmp sec...while accessing NET frm my kollege,wot i saw is dat MOW=ADI ???!!!!!!!!!!!! ohh..wat a luck! jb mera comp. kharab hna tha thbhe bunna tha..per maine b theek kraliya..........aj he theeek huwa.....😃---k back to the trck!

: why surf xcel's caption line says ? :Daagh to achey hotey hain ?😉

: Polo mein hole kyon hai Adi ?😉

: Zindagi mein har achi cheez mehngi nahin hoti.......: Par.....quality cheez to mehngi hoti hai....jo ksi ko deni padey---wots da Logic yar>?

: Wo ice-kream he kya jo pighal jaye....wo gana he kya jismein surr na ho.......aur wo I-F he kya jismein...........______________ Na ho..!!(Filll ittt)😉

: Share a mast joke wd us...!😉

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Dats all for now.......😃hve fun...and God bless U 4eva!😊

arae yaar aaj friday hain.....ab bhi questions,left ,right and centra aah rahe hain...😆kya baat hain....good show guys...i am impressed.

Luv_ishkum, Leoni, EG.....nice to see you guys here.

Sallidi your name was not there, coz Dia did a kanjoosi with emoticons.she put less..😕😆..but look out for your name...yehi kahi hain and hoga...😆